Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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It’s too much money and she can’t think of anything better to go with her other two names. Like she’s making another self insert original character and not finally letting go of her “abuser”

Reminder: Turkleson isn’t good enough for her. Let that sink in. What a cunt.

Guess YouTube ain’t paying the bills enough anymore, huh?

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

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It’s too much money and she can’t think of anything better to go with her other two names. Like she’s making another self insert original character and not finally letting go of her “abuser”

Reminder: Turkleson isn’t good enough for her. Let that sink in. What a cunt.

plus the agonizing ordeal of finding a new surname

Sure is fucking presumptuous to assume it's Lizzy.
Nevermind she legally changed her name before Lizzy and herself were legally married.
Nevermind she's on record called this "reverse colonization"
She's just using excuses now

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, Lily the fact that you think that eve…

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If I'm being honest, she gets the "why do you still use your ex's last name" ask so often that I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same sperg that keeps sending it.

Anyway, Lily's fulla shit, we all know she's fulla shit. Literally her only retort to this valid point of criticism is just to complain that no one thinks Lizzy is as underhanded as she is. It's not a double standard if you've proven time and time again how duplicitous you can be.

Lily, I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you, and considering the weight you're putting on that's saying something.

 

[Stuck Pooh]

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It’s too much money and she can’t think of anything better to go with her other two names. Like she’s making another self insert original character and not finally letting go of her “abuser”

Reminder: Turkleson isn’t good enough for her. Let that sink in. What a cunt.

But it wasn't to expensive back in 2018 when you were financially much worse off than now

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I guess the comic has been upgraded from the coma of hiatus to the slow and painful death of pointless and uncreative one-offs.
There is only further decline from this point.
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How relatable, it act like cat ROFL

I miss when this comic was about being a sex offender.

Maybe she read the comments on the gossip blog talking how all pokemon but G have dissapeared of Madhouse.

Wholesome side comics like that, personally, creep me out. It's like foreboding. Lily has to destroy everything good she has in her life after all.

I appreciate Mikaila trying to do perspective and adding some detail to the background tho.

Eh, fuckit, I'm done for today.

Everyone have a nice evenig celebrating and happy new year!

 

[Lurk Jurk]

It will never stop being funny to me that even Lily thinks that High Guardian Spice is shit.

But a character looks directly into the camera and says "I'm transgender". I thought that's the kind of representation Lily says has to happen for it to count.

Remember? Cause Garnet is a "walking closet" and despite getting engaged, married and kissing multiple times on screen Ruby and Sapphire are bad representation because they never say "we're lesbians!"

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

The version of Hbomberguy's RWBY Patreon edit Is off his Patreon so we'll never know what "Lies" he was spreading about our girl. Just him making fun of her apeing his titles is all people got in the public release.

She's upset.

 

[starborn427614]

You're not required to frame your opinion in any particular way, but smart critics do it in a manner where you can actually understand the thought process behind it. Bonus points if you're not a total social retard about delivering it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wonder if she’s finally getting called out enough that her usually strategy of sending her Asks to make her sound and feel better just isn’t doing it anymore.

Or maybe her wife finally said something about the name thing.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Lilly: "I'M noT CryINg, yOU're CRyiNG!"

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

It never ceases to amaze me how Lily Orchard can criticize modern cartoons for being cesspools of misery without a hint of self-awareness.

That’s why one of the things that confuses me about Jerry. He says he like children’s entertainment but kid stuff is usually happy. All of his content is a cesspool of misery. His fanfiction, his videos, his posts, etc. For a guy who wants to be happy, he revels in misery.

I don’t get it.

If liking stuff like anime is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I don’t get why does Jerry always wants to be right. He never is, and even if he was, no one really cares.

People are going to do whatever they want whether he likes it or not.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

How relatable, it act like cat ROFL

Of course she wants affection, Lily, she's been scratching at the door for literally years. When's the last time you fed her?

Also... can Salazzle not talk? Lily made it a point in her univers that a trainer can understand all of their Pokemon. Is Salazzle not actually sentient? Or has she been so malnourished her vocal cords have shriveled up and now the only noise she can make is a buzzing in her throat? She's clearly asking for help. I mean, look at her:

Her bones are melting and her skull has partially caved in.

You want to talk about 'Pokemon abuse', Lily? This is it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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The version of Hbomberguy's RWBY Patreon edit Is off his Patreon so we'll never know what "Lies" he was spreading about our girl. Just him making fun of her apeing his titles is all people got in the public release.

I saw the early Patreon drafts of RWBY Sucks. I don't know what part she's talking about. And she makes it sound like she personally DM'd him to ask to take it out.

The only big change I remember him making was removing a portion of a voice actress at a convention.

Edit: found the two versions I was thinking of. Unfortunately, dead links. But if anyone can salvage anything, here you go.

Spoiler: Screenshits of the titles and thumbnails

 

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She's upset.

the problem is that she gives actual writing advice she wants people to follow

we can see the bullshit for what it is but some poor soul will legit read that and think "man i should write something like friends bcz its popular"

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

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Lily Orchard loves that the average person online sees her name and property they like and instantly thinks negatively about her video. It's a testament to the level of mud her name is even if she's a nobody. This is the Nike = sweatshop level of association.

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HGS video coming soon boys.

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[Lurk Jurk]

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What the fuck is that monstrosity? Does he use that just to play WoW?

 

[Ben Laden]

What the fuck is that monstrosity? Does he use that just to play WoW?

And, presumably, The Old Republic.

 

[anliteralidiot]

What the fuck is that monstrosity? Does he use that just to play WoW?

I have only seen those used by WoW-junkies, or at least advertised as being for WoW-junkies.

There could be some practical use of having shortcuts assigned for a program like Blender, but it's Lily.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Gee more aping Hbomberguy. New year Same Lily

 

[anliteralidiot]

Gee more aping Hbomberguy. New year Same Lily
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How very coincidental an anon brought up Hbomberguy's "RWBY is Disappointing" and now her video is also "X is Disappointing."

Must be a coincidence, and not an attempt to drive intrigue through talking about another creator, and then stealing their title format.

...come to think of it, maybe Lily did get a brief moment in his RWBY video. I very well might be mandela-ing myself though.

 

[work of art]

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Lily Orchard loves that the average person online sees her name and property they like and instantly thinks negatively about her video. It's a testament to the level of mud her name is even if she's a nobody. This is the Nike = sweatshop level of association.
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HGS video coming soon boys.

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liking the movie doesnt mean shit when you and your doormat have beem stinking up fandoms, telling them how to act and what to discuss

youd imagine that this would be a wake up call for lily, that she would see multiple internet communities dreading her presence as a bad thing, but shes just as clueless as ever