DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SocietyLiver1488]

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We can do better, and by "we" I mean everyone but me

 

[Pepper Jack]

BALD

 

[Iron Hamster]

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What 'we' is on your payroll Phail?

I knew mr 'Catholic' didn't know when they generally observe the end of Christmas. Many Catholics won't take decorations down until the Feast of the Epiphany which is the 6th this year.

 

[Balr0g]

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WE can do BETTER translates into "I don't want single digit tips stream in 2022"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

When will it be enough?

Never. You and I can be satiated even if our egos are kind of big (just speaking hypothetically there), because we don't also lack any love for other human beings. It's not just an ego that has people being assholes and never atoning for it, or relenting for any reason other than fear of consequences once they've actually felt some. It's their misanthropy, the fact that they hate other people so much that there's no such thing as others doing for them and being rewarded with any semblance of dignified treatment.

Phil is greedy because he doesn't ever care about the people giving him money, because he doesn't care about them EVER, and so he just demands and demands without ever feeling bad about it. He doesn't need to soothe his conscience, it doesn't exist, because of that misanthropy. You HAVE to care about other people to feel guilt, shame, satisfaction, gratitude, etc.

This is why the only thing Phil will ever deserve, and ever DID deserve, was to be cast out of everywhere. Made into a legit hermit who gets nothing from no one, ever, because he demands it without appreciating it. Such people are dangerous.

 

[actually]

When will it be enough?

Well, courtesy of your numbers and those of @Comma to cover the early part of 2021, I have an estimate of Phil's income for 2021. There's some fudge factor of the exact income depending on when he actually receives the money, exact fees and all that, but taking the low end of the early months, Phil averaged about $12,488 of gross income per month and totaled out at around $150,000 gross yearly income for 2021. Net will be lower--using a really lazy adjustment that his net income is about 90% of his gross income (based on @Piece of Peace's spreadsheet), his net income was about $135,000. That net does not include any tax withholding, only fixed fees from YouTube, Patreon, and Paypal.

Keep that in mind as he begs every day, saying that he needs to make ends meet.

 

[Anal birth]

Well, courtesy of your numbers and those of @Comma to cover the early part of 2021, I have an estimate of Phil's income for 2021. There's some fudge factor of the exact income depending on when he actually receives the money, exact fees and all that, but taking the low end of the early months, Phil averaged about $12,488 of gross income per month and totaled out at around $150,000 for 2021.

Keep that in mind as he begs every day, saying that he needs to make ends meet.

Was 2021 his most profitable year ever?

 

[actually]

Was 2021 his most profitable year ever?

Well, he eliminated about $140k of credit debt through his bankruptcy, so his only bills were monthly ones, food/liquor, and his federal tax payment plan(s). So yeah, it should have been. The bank leaks showed, though, that instead he pisses away every cent he receives.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Well most organic growth happens when people register to talk about something going on homie. I don't think many people from the DSP board are getting banned.

And you all thought DSP couldn't drive organic growth without changing up his content.

DEBUNKED!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Was 2021 his most profitable year ever?

It probably still doesn't beat the years when he was "red-hot on Youtube", but it was a very good year for him or most anybody.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Well, courtesy of your numbers and those of @Comma to cover the early part of 2021, I have an estimate of Phil's income for 2021. There's some fudge factor of the exact income depending on when he actually receives the money, exact fees and all that, but taking the low end of the early months, Phil averaged about $12,488 of gross income per month and totaled out at around $150,000 gross yearly income for 2021. Net will be lower--using a really lazy adjustment that his net income is about 90% of his gross income (based on @Piece of Peace's spreadsheet), his net income was about $135,000. That net does not include any tax withholding, only fixed fees from YouTube, Patreon, and Paypal.

Keep that in mind as he begs every day, saying that he needs to make ends meet.

I prefer to keep in mind that despite this income, Phil will die begging, and be known forevermore as a piece of shit left in an unmarked grave by the state. All because on top of having no love for his fellow man, he was dumb enough to get addicted to the shittiest predatory mobile game ever.

The pigroach will not have the last laugh no matter what, because despite being a misanthrope, he's also an attention-whore, and cannot possibly die smiling with his knowledge that the jokes will continue for decades to come. He cannot stop them now, and especially won't once he's gone. He loses and he knows it.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Kudos to Phil for being sober all of 2022 let’s hope he can keep it up and earn them coins

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

so his only bills were monthly ones, food/liquor, and his federal tax payment plan(s).

What do you mean by "only"? Those are very expensive as we all know.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I prefer to keep in mind that despite this income, Phil will die begging, and be known forevermore as a piece of shit left in an unmarked grave by the state. All because on top of having no love for his fellow man, he was dumb enough to get addicted to the shittiest predatory mobile game ever.

What makes the WWE Champions arc funny is how he is not like one of his wheelchairs living of disability benefits and sheeit. Phil earns a above-average income from his manipulation of the tards that follow him, had a normal childhood and no actual mental disabilities, but still gets broke because of being addicted to a bejeweled clone with less polished N64 graphics.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Well, he eliminated about $140k of credit debt through his bankruptcy, so his only bills were monthly ones, food/liquor, and his federal tax payment plan(s). So yeah, it should have been. The bank leaks showed, though, that instead he pisses away every cent he receives.

Are you sure you didn't miss on other things that he pays daily?

 

[Full Race Replay]

Didn't Tevin poison some chick? Dude was always a lolcow.

He was accused of it at the university he used to work at (maybe as a janitor, I dunno) - he was accused of putting ammonia or something in some chick's coffee mug. No idea what happened to that; I don't think Tervin ever did a follow-up.

As dimwit said Tevin got accused of poisoning some lady’s drink at his job and got fired

 

[kebab4you]

Phil's wish-list for 2022:
* New camcorder
* New PC
* Green screen
* Blackout curtains
* Better lightning (Guess who's going to complain about the heat!)

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil says he's reluctant to do a green screen setup because the window of his ahffice has the sun blasting through it and messing with the lighting, and he has a "weird sliding window" (not sure what the fuck he's referring to here) - he would have to go to home depot and get a "custom installation" for his blackout curtains. You can order curtain rods off amazon for like 10 bucks and install them yourself. Phil describes this as a huge ordeal that would take too much time and effort.

I put blackout curtains in my bedroom recently to make my room darker, because I work during nighttime and sleep during the day. It cost me 40 bucks for a curtain rod and curtains, and 5 minutes of time setting them up.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil's wish-list for 2022:
* New camcorder
* New PC
* Green screen
* Blackout curtains
* Better lightning (Guess who's going to complain about the heat!)

He could buy all those if not spending money on WWEC/less money on Doordash... in a month. 2 month tops.

 

[Comma]

Well, courtesy of your numbers and those of @Comma to cover the early part of 2021, I have an estimate of Phil's income for 2021. There's some fudge factor of the exact income depending on when he actually receives the money, exact fees and all that, but taking the low end of the early months, Phil averaged about $12,488 of gross income per month and totaled out at around $150,000 gross yearly income for 2021. Net will be lower--using a really lazy adjustment that his net income is about 90% of his gross income (based on @Piece of Peace's spreadsheet), his net income was about $135,000. That net does not include any tax withholding, only fixed fees from YouTube, Patreon, and Paypal.

Keep that in mind as he begs every day, saying that he needs to make ends meet.

It's funny to read this while listening to DSP complaining right now about how he's earning less because he moved to Youtube.