Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[KawaiiFarms]

Short post to fill in some gaps above... also lmao at him glomming onto Betty White's death all because his hero tweeted about it. He posted about it EVERYWHERE:

He's made this picture his new profile pic on a few places (insta, one of the facebooks):

Spoiler: Full pic

As expected he really did go ham with the "before the new year" posts - pretty sure he made all the same "before the new year anyone want to admit they have a crush on me" posts last year as well - here's another one, megaphoned for good measure:

He posted the DVD news in the same format:

Curse that "Blue Ray" and the cyberbullying he does towards Graeme!

And he managed to sneak in a few more stalks before the year clock struck midnight:

(From top to bottom: Disgusting abdl furfag artist, 17 YEAR OLD furfag, abdl furfag)

 

[Vroompilled Celt]

He's made this picture his new profile pic on a few places (insta, one of the facebooks):

I never thought his lazy eye would get lazier

 

[Solid Snek]

He's made this picture his new profile pic on a few places (insta, one of the facebooks):

Ug ug ug ug ug, I yam what I yam (so I yam).

This is a wonderful picture, thanks!

Short post to fill in some gaps above... also lmao at him glomming onto Betty White's death all because his hero tweeted about it. He posted about it EVERYWHERE:

I'm not a huge Betty White fan - too young to really remember Golden Girls - although I always found her comedy material enjoyable, and I feel as though she was one of the last, possibly THE last, career celebrities that basically everyone likes. A warm granny figure and a raunchy skank; the sort of enchanting old lady who will bake you an apple pie and then regal you with stories about her cats, knitting needles, and Milton Berle's gigantic penis. One final uniter in the twilight years of Western civilization; a candle who kept the shadows of postmodern night at bay.

... and now I'm already over her and never want to see her death mentioned again. Thanks, Graeme.


New Years officially came and went in Ireland. Graeme survived the night and managed to wake up. First post of 2022 is going to be special, jah...? Something great to set the tone for the coming year; something that hints at all the changes and improvements Graeme will resolve to make in his life.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

If Graeme truly does attempt to move out then I hope that Ireland has the equivalent to those assisted living programs in the US. not that he doesn't belong dead in a ditch in minecraft for being a nonce and also too fat to have sexual relations with

Living in his parents' attic is the best he's ever going to get. He's too special to get his own place normally and not special enough for the government to give him one.

There are some care homes for tards but they're very expensive to get into privately and subsidies are for people much worse off than Graeme, like low functioning autists who would be a danger to their families if they stayed at home. He could get on the social housing list but he will never be offered a flat as a single man, even if he was actually homeless. Families with children are always the highest priority.

He can't afford to rent an apartment on his own privately, even with rent allowance, and no landlord would take him because he's unemployed and probably smells. He'd need to try to rent a room with housemates, and no housemates would take him because he's unemployed and probably smells.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

New Years officially came and went in Ireland. Graeme survived the night and managed to wake up. First post of 2022 is going to be special, jah...? Something great to set the tone for the coming year; something that hints at all the changes and improvements Graeme will resolve to make in his life.

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Graeme needs to stop his obsession with cliché American media. Nobody that side of the Atlantic says terms like "karen" unironically"

 

[Frofo Baggis]

He's made this picture his new profile pic on a few places (insta, one of the facebooks):
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I actually challenge anyone here to find a physically uglier lolcow than Graeme.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I actually challenge anyone here to find a physically uglier lolcow than Graeme.

Just go any random thread of someone in the Deathfat's board it's not that hard

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Well that was fast, so it was:

Oh but don't worry, he's already got his next CP storage device all figured out:

He went live on facebook to talk about very very important new years topics:

Just kidding, it's just Graeme regurgitating another "arrr slash" story about some useless front hole who threw a hissy fit for "not getting $1500 as a wedding present" and Graeme is "shocked". This time he barely even recounts the story, mostly feeding tidbits and saying "it's shocking" every 30 seconds. "I'll link the story in the comments down below, so I will" - he doesn't.

But the one he did an hour later really takes the tard cake:

Graeme has a "genius" idea to use the additional info field of a purchase to "ask the seller to give money on top of the item as a joke" - he barely spits the words out, as if part of him knows he's begging adjacent. He uses examples like "putting more onions/salt/sauce on food" and wonders why no one has asked for money instead. Amazing kikebrained take, Graeme. This is basically the video equivalent of his picture "joke" he posted before new years that had a puppy dog with the caption "paypal me $30000" on it, so it is.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Just go any random thread of someone in the Deathfat's board it's not that hard

Disagree. Like being extremely fat is repulsive (Graeme isn't exactly slim himself) but do any of the deathfats have a face as as grotesque as Graeme? Doubt it. And as unlikely as it is, they can actually better themselves. Graeme can't fix that face no matter what.

 

[Maxiemum Karnage]

Most attractive brony alive

 

[Solid Snek]

I actually challenge anyone here to find a physically uglier lolcow than Graeme.

I was trying to think of some earlier, but it's really tough.

There was a minor ED cow named VampiricSpektor who was pretty hideous.
Also two Youtubers: one was a football/wrestling sperg who looked like a literal cave ogre, and the other was some lumpy-faced pedo who did a birthday tribute to MaryKate and Ashley that haunted me for years, but I can't remember their names, so.... fuck it.
Brian Peppers, but only if you consider him a cow.
And of course Tsimsfuckis.

Just go any random thread of someone in the Deathfat's board it's not that hard

They're all fatter than Graeme, but uglier...?

 

[supermadtranny]

Graeme can't fix that face no matter what.

"'ello it's yer pal Graeme Kelly 'ere and me friend who tried 't fix my old PS5 off'rd me a plastic surgery ye don't 'ave 'te pay as much as the ones in the 'ospital for so ye don't so I'm seein' wot 'e can do in his basement Friday so I am."

 

[Solid Snek]

AH! Fuck, ok, I found the pedo. Turns out he couldn't spell "birthday" properly, so that's why I couldn't search for it in my old HD.

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That, in turn, led me to his old channel, which surprisingly is still up, and still being updated. If you ever wondered what Youtube was like before Google got a hold of it, take a look.

Here's tsimfuckis:

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Even more surprisingly, HE'S still alive and on YT. Not sure if he counts as a cow anymore, since he seems to have mellowed out and turned into a generic Nerd Crew podcaster.

Here's VampiricSpektor:

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And Brian Peppers, who probably doesn't count as a cow, since he never had much internet presence (beyond memes):

Spoiler: horrifying

Spoiler: no, I mean it, horrifying. Clicking this is on you.

Graeme's the most memorable and hilarious looking, though. I'd want him to be the poster boy for uggocows, so I would.

 

[Vampirella]

AH! Fuck, ok, I found the pedo. Turns out he couldn't spell "birthday" properly, so that's why I couldn't search for it in my old HD.

Spoiler

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That, in turn, led me to his old channel, which surprisingly is still up, and still being updated. If you ever wondered what Youtube was like before Google got a hold of it, take a look.

Here's tsimfuckis:

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Even more surprisingly, HE'S still alive and on YT. Not sure if he counts as a cow anymore, since he seems to have mellowed out and turned into a generic Nerd Crew podcaster.

Here's VampiricSpektor:

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And Brian Peppers, who probably doesn't count as a cow, since he never had much internet presence (beyond memes):

Spoiler: horrifying

Spoiler: no, I mean it, horrifying. Clicking this is on you.

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Graeme's the most memorable and hilarious looking, though. I'd want him to be the poster boy for uggocows, so I would.

Well that was a trip down repressed memory lane. Thanks!

 

[Miss Misery]

And Brian Peppers, who probably doesn't count as a cow, since he never had much internet presence (beyond memes):

Spoiler: horrifying

Spoiler: no, I mean it, horrifying. Clicking this is on you.

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Graeme's the most memorable and hilarious looking, though. I'd want him to be the poster boy for uggocows, so I would.

For those who are curious, the Brian Peppers story as told by Justin Whang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5tj2eWRuDw

 

[John Andrews Stan]

story about some useless front hole who threw a hissy fit for "not getting $1500 as a wedding present" and Graeme is "shocked". This time he barely even recounts the story, mostly feeding tidbits and saying "it's shocking" every 30 seconds.

Almost as shocking as a turdy-tree-year-old who throws a hissy fit because his parents didn’t buy him a new Xbox for Christmas.

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme's salty this morning.

Way more hostility than I'm used to seeing from Graeme.

Curiously, earlier in the day, he seemed quite happy:

And was even celebrating a wrestling marriage:

Not sure what caused the sudden burst of anger, but analysts will conitnue to monitor the situation.


Also, Graeme reblogged this football Tiktok by everyone's favorite disgraced, cancelled English comedian:

I'm trying really hard not to let my autism take over right now, but Cleese is wrong, and I would think a man of his age and education would be cognizant of the etymological roots of the word "football".

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The notion that "football" means a game played with feet is a false etymology that gained popularity during the modern period. In actual fact, "football" derives from the same root as the terms "footman" or "footsoldier" - that is, it signifies one's mounted status; whether one has a horse, or does not have a horse and engages in his activities "on foot". Football was a game played on foot, as opposed to more aristocratic games which were played on horseback.

The formal name of "football" is Association Football (from whence the term "soccer" is derived), one of several offshoots of medieval-rules football, including Rugby League Football and Gridiron or American Football.

In the UK, people do call Association Football "football" - I won't dispute Cleese on this, but it must be noted that this is a recent development. I don't have the data available right now, but I want to say it wasn't until the 1960s or so that young people in the UK started to adopt that name, largely due to pressure from the Colonies and the Third World, where Association football had become increasingly popular (and, as it was the only form of football played in many of those nations, was simply called "football" abroad). Prior to that, Association Football or Soccer was the preferred term in Britain - meaning that the Americans, instead of being wrong, are actually the holdouts who are keeping the original words and traditions alive.

Also interesting is that, of the three major football varities, American football is the oldest, and may actually be the closest to "original rules" football. So again, contrary to folk wisdom and spurious etymology, from a historical perspective the American's aren't actually wrong - they're just adhering to an older tradition, one which the UK recently lost, due to pressure from foreign societies with no football history who had appropriated and recontextualized Association Football.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Graeme's salty this morning.
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Way more hostility than I'm used to seeing from Graeme.

I wonder if it has anything to do with this being broadcast last night:

 

[Solid Snek]

I wonder if it has anything to do with this being broadcast last night:

Oh, shit! Maybe...? He hasn't mentioned that directly, but it's possible someone pointed him in that direction, or maybe some Youtube weens decided to reach out and fuck with him.

I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary on his Youtube or Tiktok, but if any lurkers saw the stream and are here reading Graeme's thread - please don't pozload my neghole. Or at least make it funny if you do.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

This might be Graeme's big break into lolcow stardom, I hope it doesn't make him freak out and delete everything again.