"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Null]

I'm glad people are having fun with Jack Murphy. That's what the site's for. Maybe it's just my mood right now but I have no interest in watching a dude fuck himself in the ass. I don't know why I have to defend my non-interest.

 

[Happy Fish]

I'm glad people are having fun with Jack Murphy. That's what the site's for. Maybe it's just my mood right now but I have no interest in watching a dude fuck himself in the ass. I don't know why I have to defend my non-interest.

Because you are glorious leader and the mob demands your laughter? idk fam it's dumb I'm with you on that

 

[Slap47]

Last I looked Kraut's career of looking stupid while trying to dunk on people did come to an end sadly.

I believe Kraut moved on to illustrated PowerPoints on sociopolitical issues. Who would have thought someone who watches a 40-minute video about the historical reason Russians are drunks aren't aware of IBS and Kraut's drama days.

Kraut is like a solider who got dishonorably discharged for shooting his teammates in the head before shooting himself, and then brags he's a success being a mall cop because he makes more a year than he did in the army.

A youtuber by the name of Brain4Breakfast pioneered Kraut's style and then died. He had set up a community of Polandball artists who were in search of a patron. Kraut embraced that style and just extended the videos by an hour. Kraut's definetly put in the legwork to make the style his own and has done a good job at maintaining the community. However, he's basically just summarizing a single book and filling the role of a a sparknotes audiobook

Part of why I don't care about this cuck is because I don't know him. I can go to pornhub and type in "cuck" and see a thousand other cucks. Is that funny? No. He didn't exist before last Tuesday so I don't have any investment in this reveal that he's a cuck. When something similar happened with Alison & Jake Rapp, it was funny, but they were known before the cuck/escort shit came out. When Jim Sterling was being cucked, it was funny, because he was already well known.

Jim knew Ralph for years. He something to say. He just chooses not to. That's why I suspect there's something else going on.

Very simple. Stop dragging me into this gay shit constantly. He doesn't read this thread and he doesn't care about my opinions. Your e-daddy will never love you or reward you for your grotesque prostration.

I can see that argument.

I knew nothing about Jack Murphy and still find him funny because of what he is. He markets himself as this based-trad life-coach who can basically be a dad for confused young men. He hypes up machismo to the max and leans hard into liberals lacking self respect and hating freedom.
Then he tries to spin getting cucked and humiliated into a power fantasy, and has a piss fetish. This is followed by him using big-tech to the fullest to censor the story.

It sortof exemplifies the manosphere.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I think people are mostly just contrarian because they dislike Metokur for not talking about Gunt's gunt and that's the reason they don't like to hear about Jack Murphy. IMO most of the featured content is really boring.

Nah people rightly wanted to see him set the gunt ablaze, because he deserves it and it would be hilarious. But this Jack Murphy shit is great as well. It has all the elements of a great meltdown. Reminds me of the good ol’ days, before shit became boring and gay. Hopefully he does more shit like this, less anime or coof stuff.

 

[Bioniclelover]

Nah people rightly wanted to see him set the gunt ablaze, because he deserves it and it would be hilarious.

We can't always have what we want

 

[Kromer Merchant]

"Just"




But you started it.


Well, guess we will have something in common.

Bro do you do nothing but post long ass walls of text that no one gives a shit about? I swear I saw you in another thread picking apart every single sentence Null wrote, like that's somehow interesting or necessary.

Also, didn't think there'd be much more talk about Jim's guntguarding but apparently there still is. I thought it was obvious he was just too fucking tired to take on the colossal task that is parsing through Ralph's misgivings and then dealing with his petulant petty actions after. Tbf in his Ice cream social stream he just seemed really detached from recent internet happenings and stuck with the low hanging fruit, or shit from years ago. I think he's picked up the pace with acknowledging the superchats more, but I highly doubt he'll dip into the Ralph saga as long as his health is the way it is. I wouldn't say he's intentionally guntguarding, moreso just avoiding the topic.

 

[Bioniclelover]

Maybe it's just my mood right now but I have no interest in watching a dude fuck himself in the ass.

I don't think you need to see someone's anus to be able to laugh at him.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Don't worry, guys.
I'm sure Jim's final stream that he does from his deathbed will be on Ralph since he'd literally have nothing to lose at that point.
His final words will be "You do look 5'1, bitch."

 

[RollerGator]

We all know Jim gunt guards Ralph, but has anyone noticed he only ever mentions Nick Fuentes in a positive light?

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

We all know Jim gunt guards Ralph, but has anyone noticed he only ever mentions Nick Fuentes in a positive light?

I wouldn't read too much into it, yet. I don't think Jim knows all the deep lore like people on KF does. It would be nice if more of the superchat paypigs were willing to push him on stuff like that by bring things up rather than go "thanks for the stream, gym"

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

What happened to him? I'd imagine he'd be going nuts with conspiracy theory stuff

You know how a lot of personalities that find popularity from Jim end up turning to shit (Sargon, Tonka, Ethan Ralph, etc.)?

Same thing happened to David Stay- he turned to shit, more or less. You can read about it in his thread here.

 

[RollerGator]

I wouldn't read too much into it, yet. I don't think Jim knows all the deep lore like people on KF does. It would be nice if more of the superchat paypigs were willing to push him on stuff like that by bring things up rather than go "thanks for the stream, gym"

He's definitely heard the gay cat boy shit before though I'd imagine.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

He's definitely heard the gay cat boy shit before though I'd imagine.

Yeah, but the stuff beyond that idk if he knows about. I think the main issue is that he has not been on any stream with someone to push back or add more to this stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

If it was just him being some weird cuck you'd be right, but his reaction to the revelations, general spergery, and threatening lawsuits is pure lolcow behavior. It's not something gay and forced or fabricated either. It's all organic. Most people here don't know who Jessi Slaughter is or cares that she's married now. Pinning the Dream stuff was just for web traffic.

It isn't the being a Jew thing that is funny. It is the changing his name that is.
It isn't the ramming dildos up his ass that is funny. Well, okay, that is kind of funny, but not pure lolcow territory by itself. His response should have been dude, the prostate is an erogenous zone to me, quit kink-shaming.

It isn't even the cuckoldry. Similarly, the response should have been I am so absolutely secure in my masculinity that this represents no threat to me whatsoever. Instead? REEEEEEEEEEEEE and angry cuck rage. That is where he enters lolcow territory.

I'm glad people are having fun with Jack Murphy. That's what the site's for. Maybe it's just my mood right now but I have no interest in watching a dude fuck himself in the ass. I don't know why I have to defend my non-interest.

I think this guy is hilarious and I literally was completely unaware of him before his featured thread. So thanks for featuring it, even if you don't like it.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

The truest kino would be Jim doing a stream on that one smalltime podcaster, Joshua Connor Moon, he seems like he's lolcow material for sure.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

What is more annoying is how many people want Jim to cover Null's topics and Null to cover Jim's topics. Obviously there will be overlap but like for fucks sake why do you want every internet rant you watch to be the same?

I'd rather have two podcasts to listen to than one. That's like... an extra hour and a half of coloring in maps in strategy games while I listen.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he's picked up the pace with acknowledging the superchats more, but I highly doubt he'll dip into the Ralph saga as long as his health is the way it is. I wouldn't say he's intentionally guntguarding, moreso just avoiding the topic.

Maybe he just doesn't want to. Maybe it's that he doesn't need an angry psycho who used to worship him turning into a revenge-obsessed nerd. Who cares? He isn't our personal army.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Maybe he just doesn't want to. Maybe it's that he doesn't need an angry psycho who used to worship him turning into a revenge-obsessed nerd. Who cares? He isn't our personal army.

Honsetly, Ralph is going to burn the bridge himself eventually. Jim has already "slighted him" by liking the Kill All Pedos Ralph special and throwing up at his sex tape. Admittedly, Jim and Gator are going to be two of the last bridges he burns but Ralph's short list of friends gets shorter every day.

What annoys me is Jim will still take potshots at Matt and Kraut when they've both moved on and arguably improved themselves while Ralph is currently more of a flagget and gay ops lord than they ever were. He's probably just waiting on Ethan to initiate the meltdown himself out of respect for their Internet Fwendship.

 

[RollerGator]

Honsetly, Ralph is going to burn the bridge himself eventually. Jim has already "slighted him" by liking the Kill All Pedos Ralph special and throwing up at his sex tape. Admittedly, Jim and Gator are going to be two of the last bridges he burns but Ralph's short list of friends gets shorter every day.

What annoys me is Jim will still take potshots at Matt and Kraut when they've both moved on and arguably improved themselves while Ralph is currently more of a flagget and gay ops lord than they ever were. He's probably just waiting on Ethan to initiate the meltdown himself out of respect for their Internet Fwendship.

Jim seems like he's still stuck in the good ol days where Ralph isn't a lolcow and it's still funny and relevant to bring up Mundane Matt.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Maybe he just doesn't want to. Maybe it's that he doesn't need an angry psycho who used to worship him turning into a revenge-obsessed nerd. Who cares? He isn't our personal army.

Not every cow is to everyone's taste, even when you can see why they count as a cow. nbd