Kumquatacus
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someome called his geniea pigs "rats" then he went on like a five hour tangent on youre a retard if you can't tell the difference between a rat and a guinea pig
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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He could make so much money if he did a stream of him 'building' a pc. People would be tripping over themselves tipping to tell him what to do. He really should do it, he'd probably make over half of what he put into it just in that stream.
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While a fair point she's making what? $13K-$15K? Best case she's putting it aside in a 401K or something but that a huge fucking
.Odds are she's using that to cover her own fun budget. And @Massively Strong Greed mentioned in chat that she plays like 4 gatcha mobile games herself, if true that could explain where her money goes.
Phil really don't want channel growth. An influx of regular people is the last thing he wants.
We've talked about it before, normies wandering into Phils world would be horryfyed by Phils disgusting personal habits on stream, flat out begging and generally toxic behaviour.
As have been said the reason Phil is still around is because he is a very small fish and is not known to the wider world, so nobody that matters can be bothered to go after him. The bigger the light shining on him gets, the bigger the chance is that he is indeed stoppable.
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All the blinds talk had me look back to when he moved in to his WA condo.
Wow! What an unusual window! How would you ever cover it? Even if he tore the blinds off the wall, as I half-remember happened, it's a very simple job to put in a curtain. But it is, still, a job, so Phil cannot do it.
Also note that, even after unpacking into a "preliminary" layout that he was still brainstorming about, he had still put his mall trophy on the windowsill.
Wow! What an unusual window! How would you ever cover it? Even if he tore the blinds off the wall, as I half-remember happened, it's a very simple job to put in a curtain. But it is, still, a job, so Phil cannot do it.
Also note that, even after unpacking into a "preliminary" layout that he was still brainstorming about, he had still put his mall trophy on the windowsill.
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MoonRocker
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Happy NY fellow autists, glad to be part of this shitposting community to discuss the awful life of some fat hermit.
Kind of a weird segue but for some reason, the latest iOS update has removed the most frequently visited websites section on the safari start page and the easy access of going to KF has reduced the time I usually spend on this website. In conjunction with Phil being at his most insufferable because of a permanent holiday money buff, I truly hope we see less contributions and more unhinged behavior due to low tips and low membership numbers. I really miss 2017/ 2018 Phil, hope we get back to days where $49 Tips Goal was considered good.
We all love begging and squirming segments, that’s peak DSP content right there and I’m just wishing for more of it in 2022. Hope some paypigs go broke or have some shit happen in their lives where money stops coming in. Come on karma/ universe, I ain’t asking for much.
Kind of a weird segue but for some reason, the latest iOS update has removed the most frequently visited websites section on the safari start page and the easy access of going to KF has reduced the time I usually spend on this website. In conjunction with Phil being at his most insufferable because of a permanent holiday money buff, I truly hope we see less contributions and more unhinged behavior due to low tips and low membership numbers. I really miss 2017/ 2018 Phil, hope we get back to days where $49 Tips Goal was considered good.
We all love begging and squirming segments, that’s peak DSP content right there and I’m just wishing for more of it in 2022. Hope some paypigs go broke or have some shit happen in their lives where money stops coming in. Come on karma/ universe, I ain’t asking for much.
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All while gloating about how he used to build PC's and run LAN parties back in that ghetto called Bridgeport, along with gloating about how he fixed the helicopter company's internal network, etc...basically, almost two hours of him retelling bullshit. The results? Well, it'll make the Verge PC build look like a modern art masterpiece. In case you don't remember, imagine this but a HELL of a worst by Philliam, idiot of Renton.
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So Phil's number 1 goal of 2022 is to hit 200k subscribers by his birthday in April currently at 195k so it could happen but the rant if not would be great Kontent
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That's gonna need a lot of socks. [REDACTED] better get started registering.
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It starts at around 2:54:30 and goes all the way to 5:10:00. Here's the link with the timestamp.
And yes, that's correct. He went on a extremely toxic rant for over 2 hours.
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Didn't he rant yesterday that a "Fan" wanted to buy him a PC back in august, But he had to turn it down because the hardcore gaming season was coming up and didn't want to have to learn how to use a new computer. I don't know what worse him lying and saying a fan is going to buy it or that he wouldn't know how to use a computer while livestreaming on the internet and using 2 computers at the same time.
I swear he started the stream already wasted what a mad cunt
IHateMyJob
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Hope everyone had a good New Years and welcome to the hardcore tax begging season!
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I’m not sure if there’s any proof of Looney Tunes World of Mayhem. However, Kat has apparently brought up Elder Scrolls Blades, Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, and Mario Kart Tour in videos. Remember, they bought Wi-Fi on the plane so that they could both play mobile games.
I’m not sure if there’s any proof of Looney Tunes World of Mayhem. However, Kat has apparently brought up Elder Scrolls Blades, Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, and Mario Kart Tour in videos. Remember, they bought Wi-Fi on the plane so that they could both play mobile games.
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I can't imagine being a pro streamer and not being able to find my way around a new computer. Phil is like a parody of a boomer when it comes to tech.
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Would Phil be stupid enough to build a server PC instead of a gaming PC like the guys who made the 3K lemon?
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Seeing as I'm just run of the mill stupid and not a complete fucking retard, I have no real experience with mobile games and non with gatcha.
But I have watched some on demand content about Blades and that seemed horrible and scummy as fuck, but have no idea how bad the animal Crossing or Mario thing is.
Could it be the reason she is playing so many be that she's just doing the free bit, and when running into a paywall she switches?
Paying for 3-4 gatcha games in her income bracket just seems like a lot, although if she does we might have the answer for if she's as stupid as many think.
When we ask "would Phil be stupid enough to...." the answer is always yes.
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Mario Kart Tour is quite F2P friendly and I’m pretty sure Animal Crossing Pocket Camp just lets you buy cosmetic items with in-game currency, which can be bought for real money.
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Phil prides himself on not knowing how to do things. Just like how he prides himself on not caring about anything or taking things seriously. I guess there isn't far to fall if someone disagrees with something he says, or says he did something wrong, it's all just "I told you I didn't care, so it doesn't matter if I am wrong. I wasn't the one who suggested it, so it isn't my fault. I told you I didn't know how to do it." All to safeguard his ego, though in the end it just makes him look stupid and childish.