Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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A rare glimpse at the wonderful faces and gunts of Chibi's enablers.
Somehow I doubt that Cheebs was in her DMs. It does take some serious attention whoring skills to be like “fuck you look at my doughy, pale body and my back tits”, though so he probably didn’t want to be outmatched.
 
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A rare glimpse at the wonderful faces and gunts of Chibi's enablers.
What Chibi expected:
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What he actually got:
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Seriously, man, that fat lady fucking killed me there lol
 
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The sunglasses apparently "add 20% to his queerness".

What does the Pokemon polo add?
You know, I was about to almost halfway compliment the Cheebler Elf. I was gonna say that you know what, lose the fagtastic Pokemon shirt and you almost look like a member of the human race, almost. That bird's nest beard is still not okay, but you're getting there. Wearing glasses indoors is a sin but outside, those might look nice. I think he just might be able to pull off a "yeah, I'm a greasy beach comb, and I don't care" look, which has a certain appeal.

Buuuuut then he had to acknowledge that what's going through his head is the fact that the glasses add to his queerness. The fact that he seems proud of it is what makes me want to shove him into a locker. What fucking person over the age of 15 looks at articles of clothing and says to himself, "hmm yeah that's pretty cool but does it add to my queerness?"

God fucking dammit Cheeba, you almost seemed normal for a second then you had to open your big fat stupid fucking mouth. Can you go one goddamn day being normal?
 
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Imagine this handsome fellow pulls up to your house and the sound your soul makes when it shatters as you realize the massive mistake you’ve made by inviting him into your home for the week. Better yet imagine the smell.
Imagine actually wearing a Twitch hoodie in public. Somehow this is more embarrassing than any of Adam's nudes, constant oversharing or self-flagellation.
If I saw this walking down the street in Florida I would unironically assume it was a homeless dude who got his clothes from the charity shop where some mother dumped all her son's nerd shit after he went to college.

The absolute horror when you think you're being accosted by a homeless but it turns out to be Chibi.
 
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No clue who this diseased dried cum stain is, but there is another streamer named Chibi that was accused of grooming her fans.

https://www.gamelife.com/streamer/fortnite-streamer-chibi-accused-sex-fortnite-pros/
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Yeah, pro makeup can turn a homely 5-6 into a 8-9, but oh my gawd those 16/17yo dudes are going to be soooooo traumatized after getting fucked by her. Oh, the humanity! They'll need years of therapy and they'd certainly never brag to the whole Internet about tapping that ass.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
This guy walks into the club and smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
I sit there while she kicks him in the face, takes him to the ground, wrenches his arm behind his back and whispers in his ear, "give me one reason why I don't break your arm" and proceed to apply pressure to it.

She's a third degree black belt in Okinawan karate. She can take care of herself.
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A rare glimpse at the wonderful faces and gunts of Chibi's enablers.
Is nobody surprised that these are the kinds of people that unironically watch Cheebs?
 
Imagine actually wearing a Twitch hoodie in public. Somehow this is more embarrassing than any of Adam's nudes, constant oversharing or self-flagellation.

If I saw this walking down the street in Florida I would unironically assume it was a homeless dude who got his clothes from the charity shop where some mother dumped all her son's nerd shit after he went to college.

The absolute horror when you think you're being accosted by a homeless but it turns out to be Chibi.
I think what takes it over the top is the fact that Chibi's Twitch "career" is one of absolute failure. The only time I've seen this hoodie being worn by someone else, it was during events like cons, by Twitch staff members. Like, people who got those sweatshirts for free as part of the company swag, and some of them were actual "successful" Twitch streamers or community organizers before they were hired; they are probably incentivized by Twitch to wear the sweatshirt when going to gaming conventions and such, probably have their tickets paid for, etc.

Chibi is none of those things. He probably thinks of it as a conversation starter, which will help him bring people from IRL into his stream, which is a tragically misguided notion to say the least. I'm willing to bet that he thought it was a good investment for growing his community. FFS.
 
Didn't he also mention he's a Twitch partner in his Tinder bio? I don't know what's sadder, the idea he's wearing it in public as an excuse to tell people about his channel and pump up those numbers, or that he's doing it because he actually thinks anyone in real life gives a fuck about Twitch or its creators.

I'm struggling to imagine how I'd react if someone irl tried to show off by telling me they are a Twitch streamer.
 
You know, I was about to almost halfway compliment the Cheebler Elf. I was gonna say that you know what, lose the fagtastic Pokemon shirt and you almost look like a member of the human race, almost. That bird's nest beard is still not okay, but you're getting there. Wearing glasses indoors is a sin but outside, those might look nice. I think he just might be able to pull off a "yeah, I'm a greasy beach comb, and I don't care" look, which has a certain appeal.
So change his entire outfit, his entire facial hair, and all of his accessories, and he is almost normal looking
 
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Are you implying a woman needs to be trained to beat up Chibi? I'm pretty sure any woman could kick his shit sideways.
No. I'm just saying what would happen. I'm pretty sure there are children out there that could take him down.

So change his entire outfit, his entire facial hair, and all of his accessories, and he is almost normal looking
Can't do anything about that face though.
 
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