DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

based on the leaks he saved probably nothing for taxes. Should be a lot of begging. Couple years ago his mother bailed him out for taxes by giving him 4k. Wonder if he will have to use that option this year.

Well, his mom pays for his “feast” at Thanksgiving, and they paid for his wedding. Magic 8-ball says “All signs point to ’Yes’.”

But he needs that money, folks. He really does.

 

[YokuNama]

I am out of the loop, what happened with Tevin?

4D trolls got cussed out in Tevins chat for acting like assholes. You know, the usual hypocritical 4D super detractor bullshit where they can act like an asshole 364 days out the year but if you tell them off on the 365th they'll hate you forever because you're acting like DSP.

 

[Freshtodeath]

When you're 40 you shouldn't be asking your parents for money unless it's like something special like a wedding. Imagine your mom bails you out and then you blow all your money on micro transactions and doordash instead of saving. I would feel so much shame asking them for tax money.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It's amazing he makes so much but still has this story about barely being able to afford groceries. He doesn't have kids which are a money sink. He barely spends money on his office. Even after taxes he should be fine. Only like what 13 or 14k of that is his mortgage. That leaves him with mid 5 figures after taxes right?

I did look into his money a while back and concluded that YouTube and Patreon could pay for ALL his expenses, both fixed and the incidental. His tips money is what's left to reinvest in his business , set aside to retirement and emergencies. He should be sitting pretty comfy, but hey he really needs that golden Hogan.

Not up to date numbers but conclusion still stands.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Someone pointed had pointed out that Tevin may have been stressed out in general for different reasons, including declining viewership on Twitch, so I was curious and looked him up on https://twitchtracker.com/almighty_tevin/statistics and was...concerned with the numbers I saw:

I hadn't really checked out his content since he left YouTube (I stay the fuck away from Twitch, and only watch one person who streams MTG there) but if these numbers are accurate he's down 65% in average viewership over the last ~1.5 years -- if he earns his income purely through content creation then that is obviously problematic.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Problem: Less viewers.

Solution: Bitch them out then hide the evidence.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I can't wait till 2027 when Phil finally decides to edit his videos down then act like he's found something revolutionary that no one else has done.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I can't wait till 2027 when Phil finally decides to edit his videos down then act like he's found something revolutionary that no one else has done.

In 2027 he'll be too busy going through another bankruptcy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't see it mentioned, but Phil has lowered the sub goal from 365 to 350.

It will be 325 soon enough unless someone promised socks for Christmas.

 

[Full Race Replay]

"Most people pronounce it 'pat ree un'"

...huh?????

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

LMAO This fucking guy!

"2021 was definitely better than 2020, but we can do better" basically means "I made more money in 2021 than in 2020, but that's not enough, so you fucking paypigs better step up and start dropping dollars!"

Also, "frontier of greatness"

Would you like some thousand island dressing with your world salad, Phil?

 

[BenShapiro]

Problem: Less viewers.

Solution: Bitch them out then hide the evidence.

If anyone missed the New Year Tevin stream, it's been archived: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ytla1UBuwuTd/

 

[LieLieFyre]

Someone pointed had pointed out that Tevin may have been stressed out in general for different reasons, including declining viewership on Twitch, so I was curious and looked him up on https://twitchtracker.com/almighty_tevin/statistics and was...concerned with the numbers I saw:

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I hadn't really checked out his content since he left YouTube (I stay the fuck away from Twitch, and only watch one person who streams MTG there) but if these numbers are accurate he's down 65% in average viewership over the last ~1.5 years -- if he earns his income purely through content creation then that is obviously problematic.

You know i could swear Tevin told a piece of advice to our favorite pig when he was talking about this same exact problem. I do believe it was something about getting a jerb.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

In 2027 he'll be too busy going through another bankruptcy.

I think he'll be lucky if that's his future, and even if it isn't, if his destiny is to die very old, if he's going to live to see another forty years, that's not good for him at all. The most merciful end to his streaming career, and his life, that he could possibly feasibly have at this point, is to die of a heart attack in his sleep one night. I'm not kidding, he should find that preferable next to the alternative of dying an old man, because since he's not going to stop whaling out on bullshit like gacha and doordash, he can't afford that and the bare essentials without begging six days a week, every week, every year, for the next forty years.

Think about that. Assume he's not going to keel over from some health problem he brought on himself, assume luck plans to keep him around long enough to see the passing of most other lolcows. Assume he really is going to out live them all. That means another forty years or so of wasting all his extra money, and having to be able to beg six days a week in order to keep that going without more problems than he already is used to.

The odds of him pulling that off without a hitch go down the older he gets, because no matter what luck prevents him from experiencing, it can't save him from the impact of time on his body. It would've done it by now, because he already looks horribly older than he actually is.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Problem: Less viewers.

Solution: Bitch them out then hide the evidence.

ok dsp mod

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If you feel yourself becoming toxic by watching DSP content, then switch to another community to cleanse the palate. Wings007 is great for laughs, big ups.

I've been following the Jack Goldman (nome de goy Jack Murphy) debacle ever since it started and it's fucking wild that a man's entire grifting network got undone with a $5 superchat. Imagine if something crazy like that happened to Phail's panhandling empire.

 

[Brother Wind]

This is why no one actually fucks with Phil. Too busy blowing themselves over following the right or wrong detractor

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why not? Wasn't he getting something like that on Twitch from one or two whales?

But didn't they only cost like $1 - 2 where the youtube is $5 minimum?

It's amazing he makes so much but still has this story about barely being able to afford groceries. He doesn't have kids which are a money sink. He barely spends money on his office. Even after taxes he should be fine. Only like what 13 or 14k of that is his mortgage. That leaves him with mid 5 figures after taxes right?

Well, he just added another wrestler so he's at 349. Almost a members goal.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

All the Tevin discussion after he had one bad stream was pretty cringe.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I think he'll be lucky if that's his future, and even if it isn't, if his destiny is to die very old, if he's going to live to see another forty years, that's not good for him at all. The most merciful end to his streaming career, and his life, that he could possibly feasibly have at this point, is to die of a heart attack in his sleep one night. I'm not kidding, he should find that preferable next to the alternative of dying an old man, because since he's not going to stop whaling out on bullshit like gacha and doordash, he can't afford that and the bare essentials without begging six days a week, every week, every year, for the next forty years.

Think about that. Assume he's not going to keel over from some health problem he brought on himself, assume luck plans to keep him around long enough to see the passing of most other lolcows. Assume he really is going to out live them all. That means another forty years or so of wasting all his extra money, and having to be able to beg six days a week in order to keep that going without more problems than he already is used to.

The odds of him pulling that off without a hitch go down the older he gets, because no matter what luck prevents him from experiencing, it can't save him from the impact of time on his body. It would've done it by now, because he already looks horribly older than he actually is.

Lolcows in general have some sort of resilience normal people don't that results in them living long and miserable lives in spite of the destruction they inflict on their bodies with poor diet and awful lifestyle. Ethan Ralph mixes liquor with xanax, Tommy Tooter eats actual trash, and yet they didn't croak yet against all odds for example.
Living long doesn't mean their lives become better, so the Pigroach will probably live to see the consequences of his "skill" in manipulating tards waning and his addictions finally causing enough harm to his finances, with begging no longer being enough to get away with it.