"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 226 36.6%

  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 391 63.4%
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Honsetly, Ralph is going to burn the bridge himself eventually. Jim has already "slighted him" by liking the Kill All Pedos Ralph special and throwing up at his sex tape. Admittedly, Jim and Gator are going to be two of the last bridges he burns but Ralph's short list of friends gets shorter every day.

What annoys me is Jim will still take potshots at Matt and Kraut when they've both moved on and arguably improved themselves while Ralph is currently more of a flagget and gay ops lord than they ever were. He's probably just waiting on Ethan to initiate the meltdown himself out of respect for their Internet Fwendship.
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Part of it may be what @AnOminous said, given the illness, starting a new family etc. he doesn't need Seethan Ethan going Gunt Jihad on him as it would distract from his, life anime and laughing at other internet stuff.

Part of it is everyone saying do Ethan Ralph, which puts him off wanting to do it.

Another part is why tap well already dry? The last 2 years people have been making content on Ralph and the dumb shit he continually does. We had to move Ralph off this board onto his own because of the constant dumb shit he already does. Everyone wanting a Metokur video on Ralph already knows the lore and have already made the injokes. Why is having Jim repeat them on stream all that important? It was funny when you guys said it on here, it isn't going to be any funnier because he repeated it.

Personally I want to see the Psycho Bird Bitch video as it covers something new that I can laugh at. That is why this Jack Murphy thing has been fun, it is something new to laugh at. I've been laughing sat Ralph and Dax Herrera close on 2 years now and it is a little boring. Doesn't mean I wont laugh at them ever again, but you eat lobster everday you're going to get sick of it and want steak or a burger instead.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Great, another 10 pages of speculation on why Jim doesn’t talk about Ralph. That’s definitely the recipe for a compelling thread.
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I'd much rather speculate as to what kills him. Jack Lampright, cancer, member of Jack Murphy's Simp Team 6, Jade because he forgot to give her a rabies shot or an obese autistic man in a fursuit wielding a shotgun?

My money is still on the fursuit
 
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GeorgeFloyd said:
We all know Jim gunt guards Ralph, but has anyone noticed he only ever mentions Nick Fuentes in a positive light?
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That was jarring to me, i wasn't expecting him to talk about nipples at all. I guess he was probably using him to show how the main stream shuts down outsiders, but it props up phony fucks like jack, like cernovich, milo. It's a good point, it was odd he used Nick though.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
Nah people rightly wanted to see him set the gunt ablaze, because he deserves it and it would be hilarious. But this Jack Murphy shit is great as well. It has all the elements of a great meltdown. Reminds me of the good ol’ days, before shit became boring and gay. Hopefully he does more shit like this, less anime or coof stuff.
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There is always the chance that he doesn't really know much more than what is on the stream, or worse knows things that humanize him that would get him accused of "muh guntguarding" even more. If he did a feature on Ralph and it was anything less than a smoking gun people would be on his nuts over it. It would be worse than the disappointing TGWTG videos which were hyped up to be something that would completely BTFO them when really there was maybe some funny things about Linkara, Lindsey "Rape Rap" Ellis, and the Spoony video was actually pretty good, but overall just weren't what they were hyped up to be. And honestly I hear enough about Gunt here. I'm not sure how much more ablaze Ralph can be set when he is already a dumpster fire of his own making. BTFOing him more than MATI does would be a challenge since Ralph is already a dumpster fire of his own making.

I really don't think a feature on Ralph by Metokur would be what some people think it would be even if Jim wanted to go full blast on him.
 
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Sammich said:
That was jarring to me, i wasn't expecting him to talk about nipples at all. I guess he was probably using him to show how the main stream shuts down outsiders, but it props up phony fucks like jack, like cernovich, milo. It's a good point, it was odd he used Nick though.
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I think he's just stuck in how things were and isn't fucked to publically update his opinions or take on new drama. He had a whole stream dedicated to how based Nick was years ago so I assume he hasn't looked into him recently.
 
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Pasta_Man said:
So? Plenty of his best streams are. The biggest stream he ever did was dedicated to a cuck.
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True but the difference is the drought in content and mixed with someone like me that isn't an avid watcher of his live streams to begin with.

It just isn't all that appealing, especially when everyone else is covering it.
 
as much as it's been mentioned over the years, i've never understood the pronuciation of this man's name. i watched his stream for the first time on nye, and he pronounced it himself. am i the only one who reads it as mr. mediocre?

not that i find that an apt description or anything, but phonetically, am i wrong? me-t-o-kur
 
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Popper Whiting said:
Personally I want to see the Psycho Bird Bitch video as it covers something new that I can laugh at. That is why this Jack Murphy thing has been fun, it is something new to laugh at. I've been laughing sat Ralph and Dax Herrera close on 2 years now and it is a little boring. Doesn't mean I wont laugh at them ever again, but you eat lobster everday you're going to get sick of it and want steak or a burger instead.
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While I definitely agree that I'm looking forward to Psycho Bird Bitch and more Alpha Cuck content, I disagree that Ralph is getting boring.

Also, you mistake me if you think I'm mad at Jim. I was a little disappointed that his previous stream wasn't very interesting/funny and that he straight up ignored Ralph-related superchats. I think Ralph is funny topic and lots of other people think so too. You know what I did? I just stopped watching the stream.

He definitely did better in his Christmas stream. Psycho Bird Bitch and Alpha Cuck are both funny and interesting and Jim responded will to the constructive criticism of him and stopped ignoring people that paid money to have him read their chat.
 
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I can't wait for the big reveal.
 
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