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He should do the stream from his car. Only because I want to see the exact moment he runs out of gas while stuck in traffic.
01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95
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I'm sat here in my comfy office watching this play out and it warms my heart to know that Ralph has spent the better part of the day sitting in I-95 blizzard traffic as his planned event gets cancelled. Imagine the impotent rage he's feeling as he realizes he's losing his pre-trial grift because of the weather he can't control his gambling addiction.
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Could Ralph total mantsu's car with the liquor in his system?
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Lol, still stuck huh? Normally I like to laugh at mistakes Ralph makes himself and this is an act of God. On the other hand, Ralph has done an awful lot to piss God off lately.
Maybe Christ really is Kang after all, fellas.
Maybe Christ really is Kang after all, fellas.
Maldron the Assassin
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I-95 IS NOW RALPH'S BLOOD ENEMY HE DUN GIVE A FUCK SUCK MAH DICK
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Bingo, why not? Come on Ralph, you pussy. Don't pretend like you aren't in this thread right now. Boot it up and we'll see how long you can go until you have to stick your bum out the car window and fertilize the highway.
Wir Suchen Dich!
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i'd pay to see ralph fight a road
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Imagine being a supposed trad horsewife and not renting a carriage and hauling your man outa that blizzard. He has money to make for his revenge porn trial! Very disrespectful.
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Does Pantsu have access to gunt's DMs too? hmm...
WhimsicalTrolli
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It'll probably shut off because battery.
It's always nice to have as a noble steed.
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SPERGSTROM
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Even god doesn't want Ralph to be free.
CHRIST IS KANG
CHRIST IS KANG
TheFieldisNicelySeasoned
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Act of god? If Ralph had not decided he needed a fifth trip to Vegas to blow money he would be sitting at his house ready for his big stream. Hell, if he flew back Jan 2 he’d be fine but for some reason (he’s a fucking idiot) he likes to try and plan streams on days he travels.
He did this last time, planned a stream the evening he got back from Vegas, nearly had a heart attack at the airport, finally flew home, he did the steam till 1 am, got up early to go film some gay shit in DC and wrecked his car on the way there because he’s a fucking retard.
He makes plans like absolutely nothing could go wrong or travel doesn’t exhaust his fat ass. I bet he’s nearly had a rage stroke sitting in traffic all day. (A check of weather this weekend would have told him a monster storm was expected Monday on the east coast)
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I never lose signal even though my whole country is a sparsely settled forest so I'm blaming this on America.
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Where I live right now it's regularly -45 degrees and we get an average of 5 feet of snow- but Ralph's gonna cancel a show over some minor traffic in DC weather (which is to say, little to no snow at all?) PUSSY!