Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StuffedChocolate]

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Just glancing at the reviews for that cubbi thing it's all old people. The other reviews said to use compression socks because it can cause swelling. Haha. Amber can't even fit it regular socks. I see jade did a ton of research on this gift. I would be mortified if someone bought this for me at only 30 years old.

I, for one, do think this is not a bad gift for her if she uses it. It is now winter and she can't fit winter boots so walking outside is difficult for her. At least it allows her to do some exercise. It will also give her a reason for not going out too. Her legs need to be bandaged due to lymphedema, which she is not addressing. Amber has not been able to put socks on for years.

Yawn. More flexing about how Wipey spoils our gorl rotten with $400 expert Leygo sets,

I think Amber bought that for herself. Jade's family bought Amber candles and sprays, so I guess they are not as frivolous with their money as Amber.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Amber waited until she and Jade finished an art project before she uploaded so she could flex on Becky.

So 2 grown ass women bolth spend there time doing a paint by numbers ? My nephew did a tiger painting by numbers at Christmas - he's EIGHT.

Just glancing at the reviews for that cubbi thing it's all old people. The youngest I saw was 69 and had major health problems. The other reviews said to use compression socks because it can cause swelling. Haha. Amber can't even fit it regular socks. I see jade did a ton of research on this gift. I would be mortified if someone bought this for me at only 30 years old.

You'd like to think at some point, she would ackshully try to do something about her situation type deal, but instead she just carries on. But what can you expect when she knows what works best for her.

So I guess it speaks volumes that she claims to have only bought for her mother, her aunt, and Wipey.

So much for her newly found younger brother and her dad that she speaks to. More lahs to convince everyone how popular and loved she is. Amazes me that her mom (her hero and the best person she knows) has not visited in 18 months, since her 'cancer'. Ir would onltybe the price of a plane ticket, but she still stays away. Now she's a born again God botherer, you'd think she would want to atone for past deeds, or at the very least spend time with her long-lost daughter. Or she turned up thinking Hambo would soon be dead and she would end up with all her JewTube shekels, Once she realized that wasn't happening and instead she ended up moving Hambo from the gaycare to be a pig in the city, she bailed out and has never been seen since. I would imagine she hardly speaks to Fatty, if at all, No wonder PapaLynn never even bothered to show for her 'cancer'. He knows she's toxic and he stays well away.

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Looks like some S and M gear.

That makes zero sense unless you were going to stand up on it....and it's not designed for that anyway. No way would ALR be putting 250lbs of force behind pedalling that thing whilst sitting down.

So she now has a standing desk that she sits at and a senior citizens version of an exercise bike. STOP FUCKING EATING YOU FUCKING LAUGHING STOCK.

Amber might be able to use this.

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LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT YOU GREEDY FAT CUNT.

FatAl picked out and paid for all the "gifts" herself. She'd have been lucky if her "gorlfren" gave her a pat on the head as she walked out the door to spend the holidays with people she REALLY likes.

Girlfriend my ass.

This was all bought when Fatty was home alone, to try to make herself feel loved. The presents for Wipey were to bribe/guilt her in to coming back. You can imagine every few hours, Fatty would be texting, calling, messaging, saying she had just bought her yet another gift - just like when she bombarded her dietitian on Thanksgiving,

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New year, new rumors, same old bullshit.

I, for one, do think this is not a bad gift for her if she uses it. It is now winter and she can't fit winter boots so walking outside is difficult for her. At least it allows her to do some exercise.

She lives in an apartment complex that has a 24 hour gym and an outdoor swimming pool. She doesn't want to do any 'exercise' - never has, never will.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Anyone who watches my 600lb life enough knows there are two types of deathfats: The ones who actually want to lose weight (and do lose it!) and the ones who just want a quick fix where they think they don’t have to do the work.

We all know what category Amber falls into. She will never lose weight and will die young and fat surrounded by her excessive Amazon purchases.

 

[dollastoho]

Amber love bombs her caretakers every year with cheap, tacky gifts in hopes that these will somehow make up for the atrocities they endure the rest of the year living with and caring for a smelly, 500 elbee toddler such as herself.
Say what you will about density, but even she had the presence of mind to get her gifts and dip the fuck out.

 

[dfranki723]

Fatty spending that amount of money on someone she's only just met is pathetic but I'm noticing some really out there comments that are equally, if not more, pathetic.

It's like the Haydur audience will go to the extreme end of any topic just to distance themselves from Hambo.
Perfect example in this video being the hundreds of comments mentioning how they all only give ONE gift to each person for the holidays 'cos consoomerism bad. I also see some ''parents'' bragging about spending the bare minimum on their children's gifts. Again, consoomerism bad.

You can criticise her spending insane amounts of cash on a woman who basically amounts to a stranger but this ''we're better than you, we don't spend money on gifts, HA'' is painful to read.

We all know ALR's true ulterior motive with these gifts (buying love, bragging rights) but normal people will buy many gifts out of legitimate kindness and consideration.
It's such an odd thing for them to latch onto. Pretty sure they're the same commenters who act as though they've never touched unhealthy food in their life.

 

[Billie Ross]

Looks like nigga Jade is transitioning.

 

[Owlflaps]

Looks like nigga Jade is transitioning.

She's what people in the LGBT+ crowd call a "stud." They're butch lesbians of black or Latina descent. Men's clothing is the norm for studs.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber might be able to use this.

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No way. Her laygs are like sold rocket boosters, except less functional and far less useful. Those things in the pic are designed for normal people.

Even with jade pushing her, she loses marginal amounts and doesn’t aim for any overarching lifestyle changes. I honestly don’t think she sees herself as making it out of her 30’s. So why not just blow it all on laygoes and takeout?

She is, as usual, doing the bare minimum - just enough to show Jade that she can lose weight, all .4 pound a week of it, so Jade will stay. If she could bear to be alone, she'd be up to 700 pounds in no time.

To some level I do get this. She isnt going to make it to retirement age. Isnt going to be leaving inheritance behind for kids why not enjoy her money and love bomb a lezbean into being her live in caretaker-

But she's so giveeen, you'd think she'd have half a dozen causes to give her shit to when she dies.

So 2 grown ass women bolth spend there time doing a paint by numbers ? My nephew did a tiger painting by numbers at Christmas - he's EIGHT.

Hey, shitlord, I'll have you know Big Al graduated to paint by numbers by dint of conquering color by numbers. That's something she's rilly, rilly proud of herself for.

So much for her newly found younger brother and her dad that she speaks to.

I was gonna say this, LOL. About the brother, at least, not the father. I mean, it was a huge deal about the brother - she dumped Jenny Kreg for him, after all. No gifts for him, though. Maybe he didn't suck up to her sufficiently.

 

[Xenomorph]

She's what people in the LGBT+ crowd call a "stud." They're butch lesbians of black or Latina descent. Men's clothing is the norm for studs.

Stud's should be attractive..

 

[Owlflaps]

Stud's should be attractive..

Don't tell me you didn't take one look at Wipey and she didn't flood your basement, gorl

 

[dollastoho]

We've discussed AL's declining views here. I think it's also worthy to note that she's been sitting at 198K subscribers since Nov 9, 2021. She's not gaining subs and has plateaued (just like her weight loss haha).

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

2715 pages in & first time poster so colour me late but damn that’s a fucking whale

 

[dollastoho]

2715 pages in & first time poster so colour me late but damn that’s a fucking beached whale

FIFY

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

We've discussed AL's declining views here. I think it's also worthy to note that she's been sitting at 198K subscribers since Nov 9, 2021. She's not gaining subs and has plateaued (just like her weight loss haha).
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Wipey shudda bought Hambo some subs for Christmas. Oh well, looks like once Fatty reads this she'll end up buying some herself. That will show us haydurs how wrong we are and that her sub count is going up.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Niggo got a fucking ugly fake leather hat for Christmas..
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This is hideous. A quick google says it was $65. Why do these bumfuck KY lesbeans insist on spending all their money on the ugliest shit they can find?

Also, imagine BRAGGING that, at 31, your ~totally real not a paid caretaker~ got you a fucking thing made for old people to keep their legs moving for Christmas? Exceptional-lynn indeed.

 

[DCMediaSped]

Will someone buy the neon nipple boob painting!?

 

[Red Mask]

People keep claiming that Becky is being “shaded” through gifts, but could it be possible that Becky simply had preferences. Maybe she’s not interested in expensive colognes. Maybe she wanted chapsticks and T-shirts.

 

[inquizadoor]

every time alr says "moment", thats another one of her diabeetus riddled toes i want twinkie to chew off while shes sleeping.

also now shes totally an artist just like becky:

let her know if you want to buy it jUsT kIdDiNg guise

and she thinks its so funny how much a year can change EVERYTHING (except weight apparently)
2022 is the year of her getting her shit together!!! (followed immediately by her admitting she gained again)
drunklynn on new years and the BEST new years kiss shes EVER had (take that becky)
100 days of weighing in! lets see how long this lasts
she weighs 504.6 allegedly
she wants to get down to 350 by the end of the year, losing 50 in the next 100 days!
IMMEDIATELY another grocery haul. going great.
she puts away christmas decorations like a moron.
oh and thats the end. boring.

 

[DontEatThat]

People keep claiming that Becky is being “shaded” through gifts, but could it be possible that Becky simply had preferences. Maybe she’s not interested in expensive colognes. Maybe she wanted chapsticks and T-shirts.

Becky is that special ed kid in school you always wondered why is she in special ed until you talk to her. She has the mental maturity and EQ of a 12 year old so im sure even if Amber was shading Becky, shes gonna be oblivious as shit.