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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
Fannyscum said:
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well yeah, that's the only item on that list that he comes close to checking, he's not a fascist, fascists don't like vegas, enter relationships with trans looking weebs, wear purses or get drunk to escape their problems every day, he's not a white supremacist because he was in a relationship with paki nora and at the time saying "yeah I'm a race mixer", he's not anti-vaccine since he was willing to get vaxxed to gamble (not to see sandra though), and he's not an abuser since no 5' 1 "person" can abuse anyone other than a small child
 
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MeltyTW said:
Not even an hour after i had misplaced hopes that ralph learned his lesson with venti the nay sayers were proven right by ralph not only for some fucking reason assuming people wouldnt assume hes a pedophile when the list includes them and "i feel personally under attack" is usually for when something describes you to a T but also by getting pissed and not explaining that hes "not" a pedophile instead of just refusing to realize their assumptions are valid, both in that its the logical inference of the tweet and that ralph probably is a pedophile in all actuality.
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To be fair to Ralph I think most people would have said "are you a moron" to somebody misrepresenting a joke, whether that was wilful or not. And calling somebody a moron is pretty tame by Ralph's standards.
 
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Monkey Type-I.N.G said:
well yeah, that's the only item on that list that he comes close to checking, he's not a fascist, fascists don't like vegas, enter relationships with trans looking weebs, wear purses or get drunk to escape their problems every day, he's not a white supremacist because he was in a relationship with paki nora and at the time saying "yeah I'm a race mixer", he's not anti-vaccine since he was willing to get vaxxed to gamble (not to see sandra though), and he's not an abuser since no 5' 1 "person" can abuse anyone other than a small child
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A Canadian lolcow wignat (actually a wigger nationalist and not just a based Wignat) Ronnie Cameron is dating a Nigger and he begged Richard Spencer live on stream to grant his nigger girlfriend a pass into the future ethnostate
 
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To be fair to Ralph I think most people would have said "are you a moron" to somebody misrepresenting a joke, whether that was wilful or not. And calling somebody a moron is pretty tame by Ralph's standards.
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Most people wouldn't say "that's me" at a list including child molesters, so no if I was in Ralph's situation I'd clarify and I'd try tact instead of the one option that would make him seem even more like a violent chomo
 
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  • mother died while unwilling unable to visit her
  • wrecked his car, at fault, with tons of debt still owed on
  • teenaged baby momma denies him paternity/restrains his speech against her/legally gut checks him violating that restraint
  • loses (choose your option of critical infrastructure to funding his life style here: killstream.tv/Patreon/at least one streaming platform)
And that's only in the last year!

Hmmm, what could be the the cause of the worst day of his life? Oh right:
  • Missed hosting a livestream due to his own vices and incompetence combined with unfortunate weather
Geez, 3 days into 2022 and he's had the worst day of his life and he's less than 48 hours away from facing the Court for sex crimes.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
  • mother died while unwilling unable to visit her
  • wrecked his car, at fault, with tons of debt still owed on
  • teenaged baby momma denies him paternity/restrains his speech against her/legally gut checks him violating that restraint
  • loses (choose your option of critical infrastructure to funding his life style here: killstream.tv/Patreon/at least one streaming platform)
And that's only in the last year!

Hmmm, what could be the the cause of the worst day of his life? Oh right:
  • Missed hosting a livestream due to his own vices and incompetence combined with unfortunate weather
Geez, 3 days into 2022 and he's had the worst day of his life and he's less than 48 hours away from facing the Court for sex crimes.
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it is indeed set to be a long year for haters. almost a whole year with only may and gaytor content to sate us.
 
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Ethan is still a long ways out
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Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort)

hell
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But luckily based black farmer was there to save the day! Let's go! to jail!
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Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort)

If it wasn't for this based black farmer, I'd still be stuck in the woods somewhere. Was there for 3 hours. After 4 hours and 100 feet on I-95. Literally the worst traffic experience. I'd take another near death wreck over this. Would take 7+ hours to get to Richmond even now.
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The retort is aborted.
What can i do? Christ sent a snow storm.
Sitting im my car. Christ is king. I'm comming May.
Thing is. Why didnt he bring May to vegas?
 
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