Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,633 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,537
Remember last week when she said she would never see the 490s again? I guess she was right for once. She just flew past the 490s and directly into the 500.

Every year she want to be 350 pounds by the end of the year, and every year she gains weight. How many times has she tried this 100 days of weighing in and quit before the end?

New year, same fatal.
 
Will someone buy the neon nipple boob painting!?
I guess since our gorl has aphantasia this is the only way she can fantasize about boobies.
Did Wipey come out of the box fat or did being in Amber's orbit make her fat, because Wipey is fucking FAT.
How ironic that Ms. Jade Wipey came all the way to Kentucky to get AL to finally lose weight, but only managed to fatten herself up like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.
Another "day 1", but her starting weight will always be her "highest weight" to fuck the scale in her favor.
Hi Jade, you are fugly. Stop roaming round acting like you are some famous movie star covering your face like an obeast Jermaine Jackson.
It's nice to see Amber's sidekick, The Niggardly Shadow.
All this creeping around in the shadows is fucking weird. No wonder she's with Amber.
 
Guess she hired Beckster to act as her gorlfriend. Look at how she laugs and snickers thinking about all the haydurs she's fooling with her geniously done facade.

(also her voice just gets really high at 8:26 just before the shadow shinobi passes her, she knew the person was coming. She's a criminal mastermind!)
 
question... if she doesn't like the taste of coffee then why does she drink it??? can't be for the energy boost because they make supplements and powders that are basically no calories. regardless if she is tired she can just go to sleep, she doesn't have a life outside her home anyways
Why does she do anything she does? Who knows. She has an egg “allergy” but continues to eat those every morning.
 
Why does she do anything she does? Who knows. She has an egg “allergy” but continues to eat those every morning.
The amber ditto saw human organisms on tiktok enjoy the imbibing of caloric substance "coffee" and to assimilate itself, the amber organism has replicated this behavior to better lure in human organisms to parasitically bond to.
 
That ''girlfriend'' looks like she has an entirely different build to the ''girlfriend'' in Fatty's latest insta post. Unless it's merely the camera angle.
I bet Hamber absolutely LOVES having a partner who is built like a brick shithouse, it makes her look sooooooo dainty and precious.
That's unfair.

Becky was built like a shit brick house.
 
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