Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Wonathan Joss]

I mean let's be real, retard height is totally a thing. I can believe he's 6' 3'' but has the posture of a 70 year old man like most retards like him

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Damn. I thought for sure he'd be average to below average height, like 5'6"-5'9" tops. It must be the tweeny sense of style and baby face that he had during his most famous spergouts of yesteryear that gave that impression. Makes me feel even more concerned for any underage woman he runs into because they might not yet have the courage to knee a disgusting-looking man in the nuts when they get inappropriately handsy if they look tall/big enough.

 

[William Shatner]

I'm already awaiting for the saga when momma chibi has to fly down to Florida so she can bail him out of another stupid deal

 

[TheArtilleryman]

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I'm already awaiting for the saga when momma chibi has to fly down to Florida so she can bail him out of another stupid deal

Meth saga when? Hes already got the look

 

[Esmeraude]

Florida would welcome Cheebs with open arms and a complimentary crack pipe.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Chibis fat now and his fuckin moustache is hanging like icicles over his lip

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Washed-up 2010's tumblr Seapunk lookin' ass bitch

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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I'm already awaiting for the saga when momma chibi has to fly down to Florida so she can bail him out of another stupid deal

Another Cheebs moment. He was recently tweeting ( last year don't remember when) they should get rid of Florida as american state for introducing trans inspection in sports or something like that.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Florida would welcome Cheebs with open arms and a complimentary crack pipe.

Crack would probably improve his life tbh

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Wow, one of the few places in the country that is worse than Michigan when it comes to meth, opiates, and drug lords. Way to pick 'em, Cheebs. Don't think his mommy will be able to talk him out of any Cubans/Puerto Ricans he inevitably runs afoul of.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

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I'm already awaiting for the saga when momma chibi has to fly down to Florida so she can bail him out of another stupid deal

Good idea Chibi! Do it! Florida's a great place to be because properties down there are so cheap :3

Probably because of hurricanes, meth-addicts that keep pet alligators in their bath tub, an influx of old people and retirees, enormous roaches (But you're a roach too. You'll love them) and many more to list.

But go ahead faggot. Move there because you're closer to Disney Land. Spergs love Disney Land.

 

[moocow]

What does the Pokemon polo add?

I think it adds ∞%. Or is that %?

 

[Black ContraPoints]

Chibis fat now and his fuckin moustache is hanging like icicles over his lip

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I really wonder what 'look' Chibi is going for. Is he trying to grow his hair to look like a beachy surfer dude, or does he want to grow it to his waist and bleach it to look like Sephiroth or some nonsense? Why isn't he cutting it? And why the nasty beard? If he doesn't like how he looks shaved, why not just trim the beard? He doesn't have to do it, a barber can do that, so why? I'm just baffled by what exactly he's thinking with his appearance.

He had some recent tweets bemoaning that he's so alone and wanting a sweetheart, but then in his Discord wants to look even more 'queer' and dye his hair fag colors. What kind of girl does he think he's going to attract by giving off the impression that he's gay? Does he think looking like a faggot is going to make women interested in him instead of giving them a signal to not bother because he plays for the other team?

I know the simple answer is that he's a sperg but he still baffles me.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I really wonder what 'look' Chibi is going for. Is he trying to grow his hair to look like a beachy surfer dude, or does he want to grow it to his waist and bleach it to look like Sephiroth or some nonsense? Why isn't he cutting it? And why the nasty beard? If he doesn't like how he looks shaved, why not just trim the beard? He doesn't have to do it, a barber can do that, so why? I'm just baffled by what exactly he's thinking with his appearance.

He had some recent tweets bemoaning that he's so alone and wanting a sweetheart, but then in his Discord wants to look even more 'queer' and dye his hair fag colors. What kind of girl does he think he's going to attract by giving off the impression that he's gay? Does he think looking like a faggot is going to make women interested in him instead of giving them a signal to not bother because he plays for the other team?

I know the simple answer is that he's a sperg but he still baffles me.

It's the "I moved out of my parents' house but I still have no idea how to take care of myself or be a functional member of society, so I am going to skip showers, shaving, healthy behaviors, and overall self-maintenance because mommy isn't here to tell me what to do anymore" look that is adopted by other children and teenagers who go away to camp/boarding school/college dorms for the first time. Except, and as always, Chibi is over thirty years old.

 

[Black ContraPoints]

It's the "I moved out of my parents' house but I still have no idea how to take care of myself or be a functional member of society, so I am going to skip showers, shaving, healthy behaviors, and overall self-maintenance because mommy isn't here to tell me what to do anymore" look that is adopted by other children and teenagers who go away to camp/boarding school/college dorms for the first time. Except, and as always, Chibi is over thirty years old.

That was another thing that baffled me about that Discord picture wanting to increase his 'queerness.' Adam, you are 31 years old. If this was like a 19 year old, whatever, that's their generation, and I don't need to understand it. Queer has been an insult pretty much his whole life so it's bizarre to see him so casually adopt it the way the kids are doing it. Trying to fit in with the young kids is so fucking creepy.

 

[Esmeraude]

If this was like a 19 year old, whatever, that's their generation, and I don't need to understand it. Queer has been an insult pretty much his whole life so it's bizarre to see him so casually adopt it the way the kids are doing it. Trying to fit in with the young kids is so fucking creepy.

It’s possible to be poggers with the children if you don’t have a scraggly mountain man beard and shower at least two times a week. Not even every day, just enough to be clean when you’re in public. If he could just control the spaghetti even a little more he might even be seen as not completely retarded by the 30+ gaming nerd crowd too but it isn’t Cheebs unless he looks damp from the filth and buildup and spills his autism all over the place.

 

[singlele]

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Fuckin rich for Cheebs to be talking about things being poorly coded

 

[the khat quaffer]

Another Cheebs moment. He was recently tweeting ( last year don't remember when) they should get rid of Florida as american state for introducing trans inspection in sports or something like that.

Jesus fucking Christ I wonder how painful it is, being this much of a faggot

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

He is re-tar-ded. He is probably having a grand ol' time in Florida with people who are still willing to hide how annoying they find him, and instead of recognizing that a lot of his positive feelings probably stem from the fact that he is in a new place, with new people, etc., and that they will inevitably fade in time if he was to actually move there, he thinks that if he moves to Florida he will be on some perpetual dopamine high with only happy times ahead. No. That is the type of thinking you see in people who are 18, 19, and 20 when they go on their first trip without their parents - not a 31 year old who should have his shit together by now.

And really, Florida??? You sure dude?

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Fuckin rich for Cheebs to be talking about things being poorly coded

At first I didn't realize that you were referring to his own experience in programming, and thought you were referring to how poorly his genes were encoded because he has faulty autistic DNA n' shit. Probably an example of my own but I prefer this interpretation.

Jesus fucking Christ I wonder how painful it is, being this much of a faggot

He can't even do that right, tbh.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I just remembered that Cr1tikal and the Moist Crew are located in Florida. Wonder if he's thinking about trying to osmose his way into that group. They did just recently create a competitive Smash team after all. Or maybe he wants to go have sex with Arin Hanson's dad. Either way, I just have this feeling that this "sudden" urge to move to Florida isn't just because the people at the resorts/theme parks are paid to be nice to him. Cheebs may be extremely exceptional, but even he wouldn't just move that far from his cash cow mom and family- the only social circle he really has on a mere whim. Isn't a lot of GDQ stuff located in Florida or nearby as well?