Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If my wife regularly doxed my family the same way Patrick does, I would have lost my shit a long time ago.

Especially if my wife would never shut up about fighting dangerous trolls online constantly.
I have no idea what niki's deal is. She either has very low self esteem, or she's a retard. He has only ever shown comically low levels of respect for her in public. Imagine taking that many pictures of your wife looking unimpressed but not giving a fuck and posting them all anyway.
He must barely even look at her face before he posts them. She's just there to prove he has a readily accessible pussy, child.
 
More hating on Elon. Maybe Mr. Musk should give up his company and spend his time writing about transgender space crabs instead?

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Pat introduces himself to someone.

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Pat replies to SFWA pedophile Paul Weimer, who was busted with pictures of naked children in his online photo albums. I wonder if that elephant is a special code for some horrific act that is about to occur...

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk's_Tesla_Roadster This retarded fat faggot with bitchtits just flat out lied. That car was never meant to go TO mars, it went to orbit mars. It was basically just a dummy load to test the capabilities of the falcon heavy rocket. Say what you will about Elon, but he is successful. I think too many people give him credit/fault when he actually has a huge team working around him.
 
Or he whisked his lovely bride away to a concentration camp so he could take pics to win Twitter arguments later:
"I went to Dachau seventy years after WWII ended, therefore I am an expert of fascism."

What a stupid baby infant. Wait for the vaccine-induced heart attack, Pfizer child.

I have no idea what niki's deal is. She either has very low self esteem, or she's a retard.
Why "or"?
 
So this "child" looking fucker does 55-60 Tweets a day on average.

I did a very rough calculation using socialblade and I don't have twatter, so any idea about his actual engagement?

If he has 42k followers, I'd expect about 5-10% engagement, if it's an active account, so right about 4000 likes.

How much time does he actually need to spend there?

Idk why, but I felt a strong need to share this with you guys, am I the only one finding this insane?

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So this "child" looking fucker does 55-60 Tweets a day on average.

I did a very rough calculation using socialblade and I don't have twatter, so any idea about his actual engagement?

If he has 42k followers, I'd expect about 5-10% engagement, if it's an active account, so right about 4000 likes.

How much time does he actually need to spend there?

Idk why, but I felt a strong need to share this with you guys, am I the only one finding this insane?

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He tried to say in his lolsuit that Twitter is basically his job. It's how he promotes himself/his books and blah blah blah. But the vast majority of his followers he only got because of one tweet that happened to go viral and then they never paid attention to him ever again and his piss-poor book sales which were recently finally revealed prove it. He's also fat.
 
So this "child" looking fucker does 55-60 Tweets a day on average.

I did a very rough calculation using socialblade and I don't have twatter, so any idea about his actual engagement?

If he has 42k followers, I'd expect about 5-10% engagement, if it's an active account, so right about 4000 likes.

How much time does he actually need to spend there?

Idk why, but I felt a strong need to share this with you guys, am I the only one finding this insane?

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- Pat's twitter is currently around 46.2k followers, around 2 years ago he was close to 49k followers.
- Here's his current socialblade:

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- It's actually been a pretty typical month for him. A suspicious injection of either 50 or 100 followers over 3-4 days, then it goes right back to red again. If Pat didn't buy followers I'd say he'd be close to going under 30k at this point.
- The only people who actually interact with him on twitter are fellow lolcows like Louise Mensch, John Walker Flynt, and Tara Dublin.
- Pat also has an army of alts that he uses to like his own tweets as well as keep track of people he's blocked.
- Of all the lolcows on this site Pat is probably the most obsessed with twitter, or at least his performance on it. He has spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep the illusion of twitter success going and that is not an exaggerated number.
 
But something doesn't add up...
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But then why did you have your wife buy you all that equipment to set up in your attic Pat? And why have we never seen a selfie of you in a squat rack or a video of you benching, given your propensity for constantly posting photos of your swollen countenance?

I think the closest we've ever got to seeing Pat work out was a selfie of him in the vicinity of a treadmill.
Good news everyone, he apparently didn't abandon his daughter.
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Does anyone else have to constantly check the handle on Pat's tweets now because he lies so badly it reads like a parody?
 
So this "child" looking fucker does 55-60 Tweets a day on average.

I did a very rough calculation using socialblade and I don't have twatter, so any idea about his actual engagement?

If he has 42k followers, I'd expect about 5-10% engagement, if it's an active account, so right about 4000 likes.

How much time does he actually need to spend there?

Idk why, but I felt a strong need to share this with you guys, am I the only one finding this insane?

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He tweeted 300+ times over 2 days around Christmas. 90% of those tweets being 'cyberstalker account. report for impersonation and block'. He also tweeted 100+ times on Christmas day, including tweets especially for the cyberstalkers to show what a great time he was having (we hate that). Part of that great time including going to his local bar to drink with other friendless losers and then watching Hook in the evening while tweeting that 'my face is hurting from laughing so much. Bangerang'.

He also paid $5K to get his account back, TWICE. He also continually and publicly begs Twitter support to give him his blue check back while simultaneously insulting them by calling them 'the most incompetent fucks in the world' etc. Twitter is his whole world. It's the foundation of his existence.

He's very fat too, in case you hadn't noticed.
 
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Patrick is more of a liberal Vordrak. He is annoying to everyone but a few people on the left retweet him sometimes because he says the right thing. But even Pat found two women to marry him Samuel Collingwood Smith cannot find one.
 
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