Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

Nigga couldn't even be bothered to rise from a sofa

Remember, this thread up until this dumbass fuck decorated a ceiling with his brains, mostly consisted of a bunch of people telling Dickard "yanno I wouldn't do that shit if I was you," over a series of decisions that were obviously batshit. "Maybe you shouldn't go cheat on your wife with an obviously psychotic BPD whore!" "Lmao gooftroop she's my business partner I'm not even fucking her!"

The sheer level of dumbshittery involved here directly led to his death. If he had taken any of the advice he got here or elsewhere, he'd still be alive and getting five figures a month on Patreon for doing literally nothing.

He was a lolcow in life.

He is now a lolcow in Hell, where he is sucking cock 24/7.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Remember, this thread up until this dumbass fuck decorated a ceiling with his brains, mostly consisted of a bunch of people telling Dickard "yanno I wouldn't do that shit if I was you," over a series of decisions that were obviously batshit. "Maybe you shouldn't go cheat on your wife with an obviously psychotic BPD whore!" "Lmao gooftroop she's my business partner I'm not even fucking her!"

The sheer level of dumbshittery involved here directly led to his death. If he had taken any of the advice he got here or elsewhere, he'd still be alive and getting five figures a month on Patreon for doing literally nothing.

He was a lolcow in life.

He is now a lolcow in Hell, where he is sucking cock 24/7.

I hope Lowtax has to brush his teeth with Shmorky's smegma down there.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope Lowtax has to brush his teeth with Shmorky's smegma down there.

A goon brushing his teeth is some of the most absurd shit I've ever contemplated in the SA:EU.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

So was there any mention of burial? I can understand no memorial service (COVID and the expenses to say the least) but what happened to his body? I have to imagine his mother did pay for a burial spot.

I haven't even seen an obituary yet (unless someone posted it here and I missed it).

 

[Throwing Romans]

I haven't even seen an obituary yet (unless someone posted it here and I missed it).

Why would his family bother paying for an obituary? Why throw good money after bad?

 

[Autistic Joe]

So was there any mention of burial? I can understand no memorial service (COVID and the expenses to say the least) but what happened to his body? I have to imagine his mother did pay for a burial spot.

They should have him cremated and store the ashes in a pill bottle.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I haven't even seen an obituary yet (unless someone posted it here and I missed it).

Mom Tax: My son died after getting murdered by his ex-wives. He was a man who loved comedy and his family, except for his bastard children who bled him to the point where he had to stick a gun in his mouth. Please remember my son by murdering every chink and blonde woman you ever see. Richard will always be in our hearts. We would like to thank Gold Belly who said the loss of Richard was devastating and will be delivering us two weeks' worth of Chili via helicopter.

 

[Haramburger]

Nigga couldn't even be bothered to rise from a sofa

The spice ten bux must flow... the ten bux has given me accelerated debts for 15 years... it has enabled me to live without a resume for 20 years... the ten bux helps make the Goldbelly Pies, which gives the red-lipped trannies the ability to be living janitors... the secret site of ten bux... the endless tugboat.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Gorgeous George got the last laugh after all!
*toilet flush*

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I've been waiting for the mystery of what the fuck happened to his body to be solved but I think it's likely Momtax had no ceremony, cremated him, and either still has or scattered his ashes. If not I trust trust some tranny goon will track down his grave in time and post a picture of themselves pissing on it.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I've been waiting for the mystery of what the fuck happened to his body to be solved but I think it's likely Momtax had no ceremony, cremated him, and either still has or scattered his ashes. If not I trust trust some tranny goon will track down his grave in time and post a picture of themselves pissing on it.

They gave him a viking funeral in the Missouri River with his favorite belongings (shitty b movies, tranny photos, and the gas station beef jerky).

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Honestly at this point I'm only following in case gruesome crime scene photos get leaked.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Lowtax over the years pretty much claimed that he was tricked into signing a legal document that allowed Uwe Bolle to victimize him in front of countless witnesses. Whenever someone ever pushed him into "why didn't you sue" he would always fall back on the claim he signed a waiver, hence he couldn't sue.

It's so silly because no one can just write up a contract that legalizes crimes. One can't just sign away their basic legal rights and protections.

I’m sure that if Richard couldn’t run a contract in front of momtax esquire or Leonard T Crabs, then he deserves to get his ass beat for incompetence for signing something he didn’t understand.

 

[JustStopDude]

I’m sure that if Richard couldn’t run a contract in front of momtax esquire or Leonard T Crabs, then he deserves to get his ass beat for incompetence for signing something he didn’t understand.

The point being is that even if you are an idiot, a person taking advantage of you can't write up a legal document that supercedes your basic legal rights and protection.

Otherwise, there would be psychopaths writing up legal documents to turn mentally disabled people into slaves.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The point being is that even if you are an idiot, a person taking advantage of you can't write up a legal document that supercedes your basic legal rights and protection.

Otherwise, there would be psychopaths writing up legal documents to turn mentally disabled people into slaves.

……

 

[AnOminous]

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Maybe someone can make a bootleg album with it on the cover like Dawn of the Black Hearts.

 

[White Devil]

Maybe someone can make a bootleg album with it on the cover like Dawn of the Black Hearts.

Can't wait for pieces of his skull to wind up at auction.

 

[Dubu Kimchi]

The point being is that even if you are an idiot, a person taking advantage of you can't write up a legal document that supercedes your basic legal rights and protection.

Otherwise, there would be psychopaths writing up legal documents to turn mentally disabled people into slaves.

Would the event happening outside of the US play a role? It was on Vancouver, Canada.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The point being is that even if you are an idiot, a person taking advantage of you can't write up a legal document that supercedes your basic legal rights and protection.

Otherwise, there would be psychopaths writing up legal documents to turn mentally disabled people into slaves.

Perhaps this is why boxing matches are heavily regulated by boxing and wrestling commissions and sanctioned by professional bodies….

You’re right that you can’t just draft up a Rekketia Law boxing exhibition contract and permit. Only certain jurisdictions even allow it, and under heavy permitting, regulation, and professional sanctions.


Richard probably signed some “exhibition” fight contract, which would be where his weak argument that it was some sort of spectacle jerkoff kayfabe fight with whoopie cushions, water squirting flowers, and comically oversized boxing gloves would come from. Richard was trying to convince himself that he signed up for one of those inflatable sumo suit fights, and got his ass unfairly beat.

 

[AnOminous]

The point being is that even if you are an idiot, a person taking advantage of you can't write up a legal document that supercedes your basic legal rights and protection.

Otherwise, there would be psychopaths writing up legal documents to turn mentally disabled people into slaves.

You have the right to agree to mutual combat (within limits) in many places. Otherwise boxing would be illegal. You're generally viewed as assuming the risk of engaging in combat sports, or at least what's customary for the sport. In boxing, beating the shit out of the opponent according to certain rules is the sport. If Uwe Boll had hit him with a chair or something that would be different, but he actually agreed to box somewhere it was legal.

Getting into a boxing ring and then acting astounded that the other guy actually wants to box is ridiculous.