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Day is slow time for autistic play by play of the first day of Holo ECKS on the MC server because i refuse to call it Holocks

For context purpose this is from the POV of Yamada
  1. First thing i noticed YMD use Forge and the final update of Cliff and Caves was installed on the main server that the 2 cubegame addicts in the company were already exploring (Flare and Polka)
  2. at the spawn the first shit they see is ... Haachama puking in the sky
  3. The person that greet them first on the server is Roboco
  4. Roboco begin to show them a part of the server (the plaza in the middle) because it was a coincidence she was there
  5. They arrive at the gacha building and YMD get poisoned with everyone panicking trying to get her some milk
  6. After a while of sperging Botan appears that is their assigned guide, they begin to joke about Botan kindergarten with her ordering them to form a line and follow them like they were childrens
  7. Botan get hilariously lost while guiding them in one part
  8. This part amused me greatly, they arrived at a part that was powered by a beacon that give them a boost of speed, Yamada immediately make a joke about CW The Flash and wonder if they are tapping into the speed force, is the CW version because she mumble his theme there
  9. They arrived to Gen 5 building where the infamous EMNM logo can be seen, Botan start to show the Cat Cafe with Kazama having a stroke because she likes them to much
  10. Yamada accidentally break one of the honey cubes in the second floor, Kazama noticed it and both panic until she put the cube again
  11. Arrive to the third floor, poor Lui got trapped in a hole with web spiders and tried to break free to no avail, Laplus and Chloe tried to help but also got trapped and ended in the floor below
  12. After falling like 1000 times in all the web spider holes finally arrived to Botan's kitchen where she serves them food and by food i mean weird soup
  13. Supernenechi appears ninja mode and Yamada spot her, she tried to flee but dropped in one of the web spiders holes that sinked her to the floor below
  14. They arrived to the rooftop of the building where Botan give them pamphlets of her restaurant, they are amazed at the view from there but Kazama forgot to press shift and falled from the building, thankfully she landed in a tiny lake
  15. Random Miko and Luna enter the server
  16. They arrive to War crimes are us c.a Usaken HQ, the Warlord herself make a appearance but i dont notice what the rest are doing because Yamada paused the game and start to write something on screen and Kazama is asking Botan questions about the server
  17. Warlord Muammar Pekorafi join voice chat and begin to give the new recruits expensive as shit items like Totems of resurrections promoting Usaken to them, mind you she does this in full enchanted Netherite gear
  18. Laplus get annoyed because everyone is calling her Yamada
  19. They arrive to the summer festival where Pekora begin to humble brag and show them the fireworks and the attractions like the ATM, the haunted house of suisei (if people remember my post about it is where suisei spook massaged some holos) and the glass labyrinth of Nene
  20. Little dumb detail, YMD has not noticed that she in all the 40 minutes the video has been going she has not separated herself from Lui
  21. They arrive to Pekoland and HoloX see the attractions like the floating platforms and the castle
  22. Lui noticed YMD has been oddly silent and hiding in the back, YMD say is nothing
  23. Mio, Marine and Subaru enter the server
  24. They begin to play one of Pekoland minigames, YMD that was distracted did not get the rules and exploded triggering the totem that did not saved her because she exploded again and died
  25. Menhera enter the server
  26. Start to play another minigame where they have to dig a diamond block, in reality is a trap that send them to a pool full of lava
  27. Subaru enter the voice chat and begin to complain to Pekora because she was making fun of the Oozora Circle aka the AT Field of the Shubangelion
  28. They go to the ferris wheel to the right of the Shubangelion and notice that is raining bread from somewhere
  29. The culprits Screenshot_43.jpg
  30. Subaru keep guiding them through the server and ask Yamada to say her line (Heed my call!) so she could do the Yes my dark thing
  31. Subaru warn HoloX about how unsafe Pekoland is
  32. More jokes about the Flash
  33. They arrived to the Takoyaki stand in the summer festival plaza where Luna and Matsuri are making food for HoloX
  34. Subaru says good bye and the 5 larpers are left alone while Mio and Elite are searching for them
  35. After a while a tactical rescue team of Nene, Marine and Mio appears to keep doing the tour , Nene appears with as sped turtle helmet
  36. The bunch arrive to Marine ship, Yamada start to sing Ahoy when she arrives
  37. They arrive to Akukin HQ v1, all the HoloX girls wondered what happened that there is so much signs
  38. Marine guide them to Akukin HQ v2 where they all decide to dip their toes in the pool
  39. While everyone is contemplating the imprisoned endermans Yamada end stuck in the bathroom
  40. Kazama really has a things for cats wheezing and having a stroke everytime she sees them
  41. Funny how no one noticed the eclipse
  42. Random comet enter the server
  43. Marine tell HoloX that they have a present for them and guide them to a weird building made of obsidian with 5 doors, Laplus enter her door and try to open the chest from afar but nothing happens but just when she is going to say that nothing happened she got close to the chest, opened it again and to the surprise of no one she explode
  44. Laplus and Chloe forgot to set the respawn point outside of the trap so they end up in the spawn point again
  45. While Laplus is trying to go back to where the rest are located, she spot Miko lurking, they did not talk, they just nod to each other and Laplus keep running to meet the others
  46. Nene go to search for Chloe and Laplus and find them, give their items back but for some reason she went and took a dive in a lava pool that was nearby getting burned in the process
  47. When they finally meet, YMD is greeted by Shiraken corporation, the only one in the voice chat was Flare but Suisei, Miko and Polka were online
  48. Flare guide them to a building and Yamada just went and enter the Diamond Vault of Shiraken, getting a Diamond that was nearby and getting accused of robbery by Marine
  49. Yamada get out of the vault and is greeted by a creeper head floating, someone mention Harry Potter for some reason
  50. The invisible persons that are in the building (that i assume are the rest of Shiraken except Noel) decide to prank the girls by just blowing Fireworks to them
  51. This part is pretty uneventful with them visiting the School (not PPTenshi building), a weird Sauna that is near the tower of doom and a creepy building with soul fire that has some boats inside
  52. They enter Shiraken HQ and find Suisei and Miko on the information desk, the invisibility potion wears off and you can see the one with the Creeper head was Flare
  53. Miko and Suisei guide them throught the facilities including the cafeteria giving them food and items
  54. Polka notice Yamada is trying to hide in a corner, so she went and punch her
  55. Flare take them to the secret bunker of shiraken where everyone is impressed with the stockpile of materials they have, looked like a Ikea on crack
  56. Shiraken take them to a weird room that they have to choose between several switchs to see what happens, Laplus undeterred went first and pressed a random button that made fireworks rain from above, she keep pressing buttons until finally found the one that open the secret door
  57. But she did not stop there and keep pressing buttons until the fireworks finally killed her, she did not notice that Chloe already crossed the secret door
  58. They arrive to the secret room where Shiraken talk about how minecraft SAIKOOOO, YMD is shilling in a corner with Miko, Polka notice this again and go and punch her again and went they are going to the exit she snipe her with a bow to show dominance
  59. Out of nowhere Watame slip into the voice chat and greet HoloX outside of the Shiraken HQ
  60. Watame decide to take them to her famous Tsunomaki Janken
  61. On the way they see the japanese house Noel made and make fun of the open air toilet
  62. If you have good headphones you can hear a car/truck passing by on Yamada stream
  63. They arrive to Tsunomaki Janken but Yamada stop in DoDoDo town first to take a picture of the 4th gen statues, SPECIFICALLY of Towa because she is like her secret Oshi besides Petra
  64. Watame ask who is going to be first one to play the game, Yamada as leader of HoloX and guinea pig say she is going first
  65. She pick rock and start the game, chat tell her that she has to sing the song but she was so nervous that she forgot but won when the Janken throw her scissors
  66. Lui turn to play the game, she actually do the song, yamada just stay outside watching her, Lui did not win the game
  67. Koyori turn, she actually win on her turn
  68. Chloe turn, she did not complete the song because she got amused of the mechanics of the janken but actually win her turn
  69. Iroha turn she also does the song but lose the game
  70. After everyone played they go to the wall where they put signs talking about the game, Yamada begin to laugh when she read the one from Gura (GG EZ A)
  71. Watame give them Uber sheep phamphlets
  72. >Be menhera >appears >dont talk to anyone >stalk the loli >give her diamond gear >doesnt elaborate further >leaves
  73. the gear has some weird name that i cant read but the gigglings of Yamada give me a idea of what it was
  74. they say goodbye to Watame and go to meet Miko that was AFK while she was entering voice chat
  75. Miko guide them to the market where she show them how it works
  76. Yamada laughs at the ridiculous names the villagers attending the markets have
  77. They arrived to the demon lord castle with imperial march and everything
  78. Yamada begin to wander the castle and for some misterious reason falled into a lava pit and died to the laughs of everyone
  79. She appears in the spawn point again but this time is Miko that goes and rescue her
  80. Yamada decide to sleep in the royal chamber annoying Miko in the process
  81. Miko show them a floating thingy that look like a hexcore forgot the name and warn them about its power and how it must be sealed then comes Yamada and try to break it for the lulz
  82. (random truck on the distance)
  83. Miko take them to her shrine and show them how to play the luck lottery
  84. To finish the tour they are going to put wishes on the board
  85. For some reason the bells are bugged in Yamada game because they dont ring
  86. Miko then say that they can now have fun in the server and to break a leg building stuff, then gift then Shikemura constructions phamphlets
  87. Koyori then declare than the tour is officially over and thats all
Yamada is literally HoloX, Watson, she is useless outside of her generation

ButtermilkJesus said:
Not big Matsuri fans in this thread, huh? Understandable. It’s hard to pick her over anyone else when all I know is her roommate, menhera antics, and Lyger
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Her antics was mostly she thirsting for anything with a pulse but she has been controlling herself for some reason, maybe she is getting vitamin D, Lyger no one care about him since he translate less and only spam weird shit on her chat, i keep tabs on her because she is one of the few that dont give two shits about the idol stuff and collab with penis havers, she would be on her element in Niji
Takodachi said:
What does it means for Shion's MK team now that she left them hanging over
Can they even replace her in such a short notice, if not, wouldnt that be a handicap for them?

Granted its just for fun, but we know how seriously the nips take this stuff.
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In the meta? mostly nothing, Aqua and Suisei are the ones everyone worry about it
Bingeamint said:
I think most had the same reaction Iroha, don't worry. They are far from average now

Also the gay list, I think you should all post them to your own profile pages, so I can always check back and judge you in secretly.
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This was actually my 2nd attempt because I put far far too many as ties, I just want them all to do well is that a crime, only thing I would adjust is put Kronii up about 3. As I mostly based this list on watch time

But in my heart this was what I wanted...
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I would say this is more proper top 10 but their all winners, but I favour EN more in watch time due to funny enough understanding English.
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I think only Fairy princess ichika is more busty than her
 
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Nolan Crush said:
  1. I have come to laugh my ass off with shork
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That did work out, hilarious as always. But something got me thinking. Gura said she ate gas station hot dogs and I thought and said on Discord
"Millionaire shork when she sees gas station hotdogs" in response to a gif of Gura hogging a big hot dog. It's a joke ofc, she can do what she wants with her money. I just find it a little funny mostly because of "gas station hotdog" thing. But it got me wondering.
Is Gura actually a millionaire? How many of the HoloMyth girls are millionaires?
 
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As for HoloX, JP has had open auditions for a while, but they debuted Nov 26-2021.
They also received New Years oufits, so they must've been sitting on the models and designs for a while.
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I've always wondered how the auditions work. Does the agency have a set of models and people are just submitting auditions for characters they don't know anything about? Seems rough, especially with the additional "multi-talented" requirement and expected experience with streaming.

instead of doing the autistic sorting game I made a(n autistic) roughly ordered list
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Limited to the ones I'd consider myself a fan of. Moriko would be near the top of S if she was available (thanks for shilling her itt).

Would probably like if I watched more tier:
Patra, Laplus, Okayu, Bobon, Astel, Roboco, Finana, Chigusa, TMSK, Mel and Ina

Also I think I need to slightly reevaluate how I spend my time I got addicted between semesters lol.
 
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Effluvial Ooze said:
I've always wondered how the auditions work. Does the agency have a set of models and people are just submitting auditions for characters they don't know anything about? Seems rough, especially with the additional "multi-talented" requirement and expected experience with streaming.
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Depends on the agency and the audition. Sometimes the agency will provide characters for people to audition for. Sometimes they don't, and generally the people doing the audition will be instructed to come up with their own character to base their audition on. So you might come up with a character like, say, a space pirate, and form your audition around that. The character you end up having if you pass will not necessarily be the one you made for your audition.
 
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What the shit said:
@Nolan Crush what's you list? You're definitely the most passionate out of us all. We'd surely hate to see you left out on this.
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I'm only subbed to ID and EN so far so I could only comfortably do them. I did it twice and I think this is more accurate than the first (though I'm not 100% sure on all my answers so I'm sure it could be better). ID is going to be lower because I often go weeks without watching Ollie live because of time zone differences.

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Effluvial Ooze said:
instead of doing the autistic sorting game I made a(n autistic) roughly ordered list
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Limited to the ones I'd consider myself a fan of. Moriko would be near the top of S if she was available (thanks for shilling her itt).

Would probably like if I watched more tier:
Patra, Laplus, Okayu, Bobon, Astel, Roboco, Finana, Chigusa, TMSK, Mel and Ina

Also I think I need to slightly reevaluate how I spend my time I got addicted between semesters lol.
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I do wish there was a sorter that included popular indies and outside Holo.
 
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Effluvial Ooze said:
I've always wondered how the auditions work. Does the agency have a set of models and people are just submitting auditions for characters they don't know anything about? Seems rough, especially with the additional "multi-talented" requirement and expected experience with streaming.

instead of doing the autistic sorting game I made a(n autistic) roughly ordered list
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Limited to the ones I'd consider myself a fan of. Moriko would be near the top of S if she was available (thanks for shilling her itt).

Would probably like if I watched more tier:
Patra, Laplus, Okayu, Bobon, Astel, Roboco, Finana, Chigusa, TMSK, Mel and Ina

Also I think I need to slightly reevaluate how I spend my time I got addicted between semesters lol.
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Nijis have you pick from a set of models and you decide which model you want to audition for and what you plan to do with the character etc. Idk how true it is noe considering NijiEN has had 3 waves that didn't do this (1, 2 and Males) but that's how they used to do it for JP and for EN Wave 3

Hololive just makes you audition. IIRC Myth made you make a character of your own and you show in your audition how you would play such character (as evidenced by Sydney/Hime Hajime's audition video) but I don't recall if it's the same for Council. They also used to have people choose from pre-made models but they have since stopped doing that since Gen 3 I think.

Other companies also do that "we have a premade model, choose which one you want and audition for it". PRISM PROJECT last I recall was blind auditions - you apply and then the management gives you a model that they think would suit you
 
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RiverBear said:
Nijis have you pick from a set of models and you decide which model you want to audition for and what you plan to do with the character etc. Idk how true it is noe considering NijiEN has had 3 waves that didn't do this (1, 2 and Males) but that's how they used to do it for JP and for EN Wave 3

Hololive just makes you audition. IIRC Myth made you make a character of your own and you show in your audition how you would play such character (as evidenced by Sydney/Hime Hajime's audition video) but I don't recall if it's the same for Council. They also used to have people choose from pre-made models but they have since stopped doing that since Gen 3 I think.

Other companies also do that "we have a premade model, choose which one you want and audition for it". PRISM PROJECT last I recall was blind auditions - you apply and then the management gives you a model that they think would suit you
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Early Hololive definitely assigned you the character:
 
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Posting this here since it doesn't look like anyone's posted it yet but it looks like Karen audio-streamed for 40 minutes from her bath using her new "#calliopespace" Twitter space:

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TL;DL - it's nothing special, just the bitch doing a stream-of-consciousness audio chat from the bath. Talked a lot about getting newly hooked on Jojo's Bizaare Adventure, taking dance lessons, etc.

Shit's weird, TBH.
 
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Apparently IRyS is in talks with management about her outfit, so it's been delayed.
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英語圏VTuberグループ「ホロライブEnglish」のお正月衣装が発表！ お披露目リレー配信が2022年1月9日（日）6時より配信決定！

カバー株式会社のプレスリリース（2022年1月6日 10時00分）英語圏VTuberグループ[ホロライブEnglish]のお正月衣装が発表！ お披露目リレー配信が2022年1月9日（日）6時より配信決定！
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They've also split it up so Myth unveils their's on Jan 9, 6:00 am JST.
Council the week after on Jan 16, 6:00 am JST
 
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The in thing to do here huh? Well it's certainly better than the 10 or so pages of sperging that was slogged through.

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It's less autistic than the first one where I had like 12 first placers and 13 in 15th or whatever because I kept mashing Tie on everything. Some placements might be a bit off since part of the reason Suisei being up there isn't necessarily due to streams, but overall content like her music as well. Whereas I'm garbage with Japanese so Botan and Mio are mostly just due to really finding them comfy or something. Mio singing streams top tier for that.

I imagine Tenma would almost certainly have landed top 10 easy. Probably Pippa too with Selen top 15.

Damn, they're really working through getting some costumes rolling huh? I guess they figure since they're stalling the 3ds might as well give them some other stuff to mess with.
Also surprised they went with the Japanese styled outfits, but then again Myth just got dinner dresses which is probably about as "traditional" we get over here. Keep it uniform for the actual New Years stuff and make it fit in with the JP girls I guess.
 
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