Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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KoolKalmKollected said:
odd how people like Ethan think it's okay to dance on the graves of the unvaccinated who die of covid, yet it's not acceptable to do the same to lardasses like himself who die from it, even though being grossly overweight likely puts you at a much higher risk of dying than not taking the jab. and he seems like the type to be "body positive" now... so what, it's cool to be a fat slob despite the health risks, but being unvaccinated basically makes you evil and deserve death? even if you're fit and in shape? anything requiring thought or hard work Ethan will be against. "you don't even have to think about it!!!", hence why he'll promote taking eight different vaccines but not dieting and exercising. plus, Joe isn't even strictly anti-vax either, he just took "muh horse medicine" which was literally recommended by a doctor and he somehow got painted as something he's not. saying anything BUT the vaccine is effective against covid is "anti-science" to these lunatics.

honestly i think a lot of his coping/seething lately can be attributed to his waning relevance compared to a year ago when he was pulling 5x the views he is now from leeching off Trisha. he was probably hoping this political grift and collabing with Hasan would keep his clout up, but overtime more and more people are realizing just how lame and butthurt this fat, grimy retard truly is. at this point he's just doubling down and talking as much shit as possible to keep his name afloat, even if most people think he's a moron who should have fucked off in 2017. you can SEE him breaking in real time.
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Because people who die due to lack of vaccination do so by their own choice, out of fear of the jab (or the autism, green micro-men or femboy microchips that are inside of it), and spread anti-vaxx propaganda on social media, even as they are rapidly making headway towards fucking hades. when they ultimately wind up sick and bedridden they either become a burden on the medical system, infect their family and friends or wind up losing their job because they're not allowed to take that much time off, then they might ultimately ask for the Jab. not to "protect others", but only when they themselves have already fallen sick, once its too late for the jab to work its full effect.

Whether you believe in the efficiency of the vaccine or not, that shit is either selfish, retarded or both. Not helped that they'll scream about the "Evils of big pharma", between gulping more pills and shit than the average crackhead rifling through a senior citizens medical cabinet. which only adds another layer of hypocrisy onto of the shitheap.

say what you will about fat fuckers, but at least they arent contagious, and fat activists are generally universally mocked. even body positivity is little more than a meme outside of immediate SJW circles. Likewise, if the cure to obesity consisted of a concoction inside of a syringe pre-paid for with government money, they'd take that shit in a heartbeat (a slow irregular heartbeat but still).

Also, last i checked making fun of fat people were just as common now as it was 10-20 years ago, unless of course you're a massive vagina who act as if public condemnation is a recent invention, and people shitting down your throat for being an edgelord is a recent phenomena.
"life is like a box of chocolate. it doesn't last as long for fat people, huehuehueheur."

edit: spelling errors.
 
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Jack Awful said:
They're complaining about fatphobia while also shaming someone for being "unhealthy".
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Ah yes, he's unhealthy for smoking so much weed, while they advocate for legalization. Oh and he's fat, but he still does exercises unlike Ethan who continues to gain further girth.
 
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Hagfish said:
when they ultimately wind up sick and bedridden they either become a burden on the medical system, infect their family and friends or wind up losing their job because they're not allowed to take that much time off, then they might ultimately ask for the Jab. not to "protect others", but only when they themselves have already fallen sick, once its too late for the jab to work its full effect.

Whether you believe in the efficiency of the vaccine or not, that shit is either selfish, retarded or both.
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I guess your stupid ass didn't get the memo that people with the vaccine can contract and transmit COVID as well.
Hagfish said:
Because people who die due to lack of vaccination do so by their own choice
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News flash: Being fat literally is a choice. That shit cannot happen outside your control unless you are physically being force fed.
 
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raiderjones said:
I guess your stupid ass didn't get the memo that people with the vaccine can contract and transmit COVID as well.
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OF course they fucking can. Thats not my fucking point. Whether you believe the vaccine reduces the spread and impact of covid or not is besides the point completely.

Antivaxxers who downplay the virus dying from covid has no one to blame but themselves, just like fat people. unlike fat people however they can spread covid to others, their misinformation hurting others. their fucking presence literally capable of hurting others, whereas obesity has yet to become an actual virus. therein lies the fucking difference. which is of course without going into how some sad sack wandering down the path of biscuits and gravy until he waddles off into the great beyond is a wee bit different from someone rejecting a syringe that, based on conventional information provided by the medical establishment, could potentially save your life and even your loved ones.
Nah, lets go to a rally and rub up against a few thousand sweaty fuckers, who similiarly have avoided bare minimum protective measures.

not saying that the vaccine actually works or not (i dont want to dance down that rabbit hole), but there is a key fucking difference. One is a bad potentially fatal habit, the other is more akin to defiantly chainsmoking cigarettes next to a leaking gas pump, alongside a few hundred other morons doing the same thing.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
"who is Jewish"
Even big news knows his defining trait is being a greasy jew.
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I'm pretty sure that was added to explain why he was getting antisemetic responses, though it should be a given by the context. However, I trolled through lots of those tweets laughing my ass off and honestly didn't even see a single antisimetic remark among all of them - just dunking on Ethan for being the fat attention-grabbing loser that he is.
 
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Again, Ethan only cares about being a Jew when he can use it to morally posture himself against other people. Dude's been caught in 4k eating ALL of the non kosher things, for starters.

He only mentions his "Jew Status" when antagonizing others. That's disingenuous to say the least.
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
I'm pretty sure that was added to explain why he was getting antisemetic responses, though it should be a given by the context. However, I trolled through lots of those tweets laughing my ass off and honestly didn't even see a single antisimetic remark among all of them - just dunking on Ethan for being the fat attention-grabbing loser that he is.
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I saw a few just calling him a jew but no slurs or anything. It's weird they're framing it as SUPER AWFUL ANTISEMETIC ATTACKS when it's just some dipshits going "lol Jew"
 
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Hagfish said:
OF course they fucking can. Thats not my fucking point.
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Hagfish said:
Antivaxxers who downplay the virus dying from covid has no one to blame but themselves, just like fat people. unlike fat people however they can spread covid to others, their misinformation hurting others. their fucking presence literally capable of hurting others, whereas obesity has yet to become an actual virus. therein lies the fucking difference.
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That is literally the point you're arguing. People who take every booster known to man are still going to spread the virus to the unvaccinated and each other. The unvaccinated aren't some fucking grim reaper who kill you just by walking by you.
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One is a bad potentially fatal habit, the other is more akin to defiantly chainsmoking cigarettes next to a leaking gas pump, alongside a few hundred other morons doing the same thing.
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Not really. The death rate for covid is 1.8% worldwide, you're screaming about it like people are dropping dead in the streets.

The entire point people are making is that it's just flat out retarded for Ethan to screech about body positivity while raging about Joe Rogan's vaccine skepticism. Because apparently it's not hypocritical at all in Ethan's eyes to rail against dangerous "misinformation" while also advocating for obesity when it's proven to worsen COVID symptoms.
 
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Hagfish said:
Because people who die due to lack of vaccination do so by their own choice, out of fear of the jab (or the autism, green micro-men or femboy microchips that are inside of it), and spread anti-vaxx propaganda on social media, even as they are rapidly making headway towards fucking hades. when they ultimately wind up sick and bedridden they either become a burden on the medical system, infect their family and friends or wind up losing their job because they're not allowed to take that much time off, then they might ultimately ask for the Jab. not to "protect others", but only when they themselves have already fallen sick, once its too late for the jab to work its full effect.

Whether you believe in the efficiency of the vaccine or not, that shit is either selfish, retarded or both. Not helped that they'll scream about the "Evils of big pharma", between gulping more pills and shit than the average crackhead rifling through a senior citizens medical cabinet. which only adds another layer of hypocrisy onto of the shitheap.
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Show me the data of the unvaccinated "dying en masse" in hospital beds, show me who is actually dying from Covid because you people have been saying this shit for over a year now and not even the media are plastering stories of 100 unvaccinated young men dying from Covid in the ICU
 
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