Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I can't believe he couldn't even put the phone down to go on a fucking water slide. Chibi is a level of Terminally Online I'd expect to see in a boomer sit-com making fun of 'the youth'.

Also sweet flex spending $300 of your Mom's money at Disneyland, bro; cannot fathom why you struggle to find a girlfriend with your swag turned up this high.
 
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MechanicalHugbox said:
Its one thing to spend $300 at a dumb gift shop at Disney World
Its another to feel the need to publish this fact online.
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Chibi is a peak consoomer. He adheres to the nerd culture of spending all your money on useless toys to decorate your room. He's a classic example of never being taught the value of money. Dude receives 4k and goes on a holiday instantly, spends 300$ already in one place in the first couple of days. He will probably spend half of that 4k by the time he comes home.
 
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bethfromcountryhouse said:
Dude come on https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1479171958466129924?s=20
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I used to work in a childcare center and there was this one preschooler who dressed himself every day and he legit looked better than Chibi

It's almost hard to laugh at. This dude is in this THIRTIES. How is it even possible to have this little self awareness? Is he TRYING to look like a kid diddler?
The least he can do is hide that bulge ffs. No one wants to see that.
 
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Chibi actually has the potential to be very handsome. Yes, I know that that is horrifying, but he is tall (apparently), and actually has good potential for a decent build if he 1) was active as a child to reduce the awkwardness in his own body, and 2) lifted 4-5 times per week for an hour or so and ate a balanced diet with lots of vegetables. His face is awkward because Chibi is autistic as fuck, but the actual bone structure/features would look fine on someone who wasn't a complete retard (see: wouldn't keep that fucking hideous beard). Also, obviously, add in the fact that he would have to learn to dress himself properly and shower and cut his hair.

But, yes, the fact that Chibi has all of the potential to look like an above average, handsome 30-something, and instead looks like an catpiss aspie with a tick, is even more of a testament to just how big of a failure he is.
 
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MountainGorilla (she/him) said:
Chibi actually has the potential to be very handsome. Yes, I know that that is horrifying, but he is tall (apparently), and actually has good potential for a decent build if he 1) was active as a child to reduce the awkwardness in his own body, and 2) lifted 4-5 times per week for an hour or so and ate a balanced diet with lots of vegetables. His face is awkward because Chibi is autistic as fuck, but the actual bone structure/features would look fine on someone who wasn't a complete retard (see: wouldn't keep that fucking hideous beard). Also, obviously, add in the fact that he would have to learn to dress himself properly and shower and cut his hair.

But, yes, the fact that Chibi has all of the potential to look like an above average, handsome 30-something, and instead looks like an catpiss aspie with a tick, is even more of a testament to just how big of a failure he is.
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Hes ugly

Fantasizing about how attractive someone could be if everything about them was different is odd
 
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bethfromcountryhouse said:
Dude come on https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1479171958466129924?s=20
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I don't think i've seen a picture that screams "pedophile alert" more than this one. The akward pose, hand gesture and smile plus the kiddy shirt coupled with his almost transparent skin, the boxer-looking pants that look terrible with the rest of his clothes, the hair on the legs and the arms of a 40 year old man and the awful neckbeard that hasn't been trimmed properly.

This is a picture that i'm sure i will stumble across a year from now in one of those Youtube true crime channels when he goes to jail for child abuse.
 
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