A Native American Christmas Blessing

[Owlflaps]

what you're getting is the full of shit , delusional asshole version, fuckwit. I was traveling in a big triangle in working flea markets, street fairs and music festivals, tabling political materials.

So you never actually stood with the people in Standing Rock. You did the version of pre-internet slacktavism, where you protested at a bank for a couple of hours and then went home to smoke more weed.

You were skulking around AIM circles in the hopes of being recognized for allyship, but never actually got it.

You're backstory of supporting indigenous communities is as likely as them calling you Two-Spirit, all fake bullshit.

i don't sell "magic rocks" , either, you fucking incredibly shitty example of an indigenous advocate. I sell natural stone, animal parts, herbs, resins and oils people are seeking for their spiritual practices.

So, let me get this straight. You're peddling trash to dumb, New Age, white people. Leave it to a racist to take advantage of indigenous products for his own gain.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Has anyone told Tommie that Native Americans were hundreds of tribes of people all with their own separate customs and rituals? So that calling this a ‘Native American Christmas’ is violently offense and shallow? Because it is.

Thomas' knowledge of these earlier settlers of the continent now known as North America is limited to what he gleaned from The Lone Ranger; sort of like watching a lot of Joseph Lai ninja movies and thinking it makes you an expert in "Asian" culture [as if there's only one of them].

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Like look. I took cultural history in college. I know enough to know the Salinan peoples had vastly different customs than say the Anazasi. Because they lived in totally differ environments. So for anyone to say they are offering a ‘Native American blessing’ just sound vastly ignorant of the fact that American tribes lived in different climates let alone cultures.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hasbro released Spirit, Thomas should pick up one so he can have a Native American friend finally.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Like look. I took cultural history in college. I know enough to know the Salinan peoples had vastly different customs than say the Anazasi. Because they lived in totally differ environments. So for anyone to say they are offering a ‘Native American blessing’ just sound vastly ignorant of the fact that American tribes lived in different climates let alone cultures.

Tom likes to invoke White nonsense like the Rainbow Prophecy to justify calling only people who agree with him true Native Americans.



@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, I actually like Linda Black Elk's work, assuming I'm remembering correctly and she's the ethnobotanist documenting and teaching indigenous uses for plants. I would never say anything bad against her. Why don't you ask her how she feels about lowering the age of consent to 12 so men aren't unjustly imprisoned by slutty pre-teens. Tell her the Sabrina story too. I'm very curious to hear what she'll say.

 

[AnOminous]

Funny you should ask. I wrote about that this morning. I'm afraid if you want me dead, you're going to need to kill me yourself or hire somebody to do it for you.

Fuck you. Die. Do not ever defile Robin Williams again by using his image or language, you piece of shit child molester. Jump into an incinerator, you scum.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm away from the farms for two days and Thomas starts naming his Schizophrenia-caused imaginary friends.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Tommie no one has to to do anything to end you. Like I have been saying time will end you like it will all of us. All that matters, the only way to beat us assholes if you leave a positive legacy that we cannot defame. But that is too hard for your weed brain so you will pass without having changed a damn thing. Hell even if you did you are too lazy to make sure it is remembered

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Tommie no one has to to do anything to end you. Like I have been saying time will end you like it will all of us. All that matters, the only way to beat us assholes if you leave a positive legacy that we cannot defame. But that is too hard for your weed brain so you will pass without having changed a damn thing. Hell even if you did you are too lazy to make sure it is remembered

Pretty hard for him to leave behind a positive legacy when the actions of his past would destroy it. Last time I checked we don't look too good on pedophiles and zoophiles in the modern age.

 

[I am vomit]

Tommie no one has to to do anything to end you. Like I have been saying time will end you like it will all of us. All that matters, the only way to beat us assholes if you leave a positive legacy that we cannot defame. But that is too hard for your weed brain so you will pass without having changed a damn thing. Hell even if you did you are too lazy to make sure it is remembered

He forgets that pooping on the floor is going to end him faster than anything anyone online could ever do to him.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

So you never actually stood with the people in Standing Rock. You did the version of pre-internet slacktavism, where you protested at a bank for a couple of hours and then went home to smoke more weed.

You were skulking around AIM circles in the hopes of being recognized for allyship, but never actually got it.

You're backstory of supporting indigenous communities is as likely as them calling you Two-Spirit, all fake bullshit.

It has not escaped my notice that Tom has yet to mention any actual actions on his part (besides grifting at hippy hangouts). He only mentions the odd Lakota ceremony he attended, most likely where he was allowed in out of pity, and people he may have met. So his roaming years consisted of consuming the odd native ceremony and being a hippy deadbeat selling beads out of van, at which point he settled down to concentrate on shit tier rock jewelry full time.

He's spewing mad and dropping all his secrets, and he still hasn't said anything that would justify considering him any more relevant to native politics than any other mildly supportive white person. And most of them aren't pedophiles.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He only mentions the odd Lakota ceremony he attended, most likely where he was allowed in out of pity, and people he may have met.

Odds are these where public ceremonies offered to the public as part of a community education program or an event put on by the tribe to raise funds for something.

Of course Tom being who he is would say they were specifically put on for him because he's gender special

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It has not escaped my notice that Tom has yet to mention any actual actions on his part (besides grifting at hippy hangouts). He only mentions the odd Lakota ceremony he attended, most likely where he was allowed in out of pity, and people he may have met. So his roaming years consisted of consuming the odd native ceremony and being a hippy deadbeat selling beads out of van, at which point he settled down to concentrate on shit tier rock jewelry full time.

He's spewing mad and dropping all his secrets, and he still hasn't said anything that would justify considering him any more relevant to native politics than any other mildly supportive white person. And most of them aren't pedophiles.

Or at leas what he thought were native ceremonies and not the sad attempt at mimicry white people do.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

My guess is that people like Leonard Crow Dog, who by the timeline I think would have been living in semi-retirement, probably got a lot of sad hippies passing through on weird new age pilgrimages. Maybe he charged them a small fee. Really just humoring them and letting them feel accepted, since they were so obviously rejected by everyone else. It was definitely not whatever mystic native baptism Tom thinks it was.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It was definitely not whatever mystic native baptism Tom thinks it was.

Probably as spirituality enlightening as listening to an Enigma album from the early 90's

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My guess is that people like Leonard Crow Dog, who by the timeline I think would have been living in semi-retirement, probably got a lot of sad hippies passing through on weird new age pilgrimages. Maybe he charged them a small fee. Really just humoring them and letting them feel accepted, since they were so obviously rejected by everyone else. It was definitely not whatever mystic native baptism Tom thinks it was.

That's as bad as people celebrating Christmas with Christmas trees, tree decorations, Christmas eve meals, and presents and calling themselves German because they celebrate it the German way.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'd send a wendigo your way Tommy, but you'd just try to fuck it.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Just for fun, I decided to pop "Thomas Wasserberg Lakota" into google, since almost every person Tom mentioned is Lakota or at least Sioux. The first non-kiwi Farms link to pop up was this:

When the Rainbow Family comes to the Black Hills, some will be more equal than others

Just this month, a Rainbow Family member, Thomas Jay Wasserberg AKA Tommi Jayne Wasserberg AKA Tommy Tooter made threats against US citizens—Native American men and women. Encouraged by the group to go off his medication and to use marijuana as a substitute for prescribed antipsychotics. He has been arrested numerous times in Pima County, Arizona, most recently in March of this year, and has active warrants out for failure to appear. He is attracted to the Rainbows because they encourage mentally ill people not to take psychiatric medicine. This individual is a publicly declared member of a group that’s on the terrorist watch list, he’s making public death threats, but the federal government does nothing? This gathering will expose the people of South Dakota to hundreds of people just like him.

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This record of activism speaks for itself!

Incidentally, this was a further result down the line

Rez Ramblings/Off The Rez Ramblings

i am a 4th generation native hebrew-israelite whose family emigrated from eastern europe in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

i'm a dissident and got myself shot in los angeles for writing things about the CIA-drug mafia in venice beach people didn't want to see in print. the bullet was left in and my friends directed me to chief crow dog to ask him to sing uweepee ceremony for me. the following is something i just wrote in response to a posting by a friend containing a black elk quote. if leonard, ernie or anybody else would want to contact me, i would be most happy to be able to thank them again for the healing. i used the picture from this page with my posting at faceook. if that is an issue, i apologize and will remove it.


when i went to chief Leonard Crow Dog of the rosebud lakota band to ask him to sing the uweepee healing ceremony for me to remove a bullet from my back that had been left behind because it wasn't life threatening and i was a charity patient, he told me that he couldn't help me, but the spirits he would invoke with the ceremony would.

traditionally, the medicine chief would want some tobacco, a pony and a few blankets, but in 1993, we substituted a turtle-top camper van for the pony. i also brought along enough food to feed us all for the week of preparation for the ceremony.

to prepare, i went on nature walks with leonard who would tell me about the medicine that was all around us and the his native cosmology. i went in the sweat lodge every day with his anglo apprentice, brad and made a long string of what's called tobacco ties to use as the perimeter of the altar space for the ceremony.

the ties are bits of red, white, black and yellow cloth with a pinch of tobacco in them tied onto a cord to be laid around the area where i would sit and chief crow dog laid tied in a blanket singing the ceremony. there was a row of a few drummers and singers on the outside of the ties and the shaman rattles and fans were laid on the ground in front of me.

i prayed real hard to my own spirit guides during the preparation week to make sure that it would be made clear to me whether i was experiencing real spirits or a hoax. the ceremony was performed in chief crow dog's nephew, ernie running's basement on a very hot summer day in a room with no air conditioner or fan running. ernie was the lead drummer and leonard, wrapped in the blanket started singing, invoking spirits to come and join him to remove the bullet.

when he invoked the spirits of his grandfather crow dog and sinte gleske, the chief that he had killed in the landmark murder conviction that was overturned by the supreme court, they appeared in front of my face in that spooky 30's hollywood horror flick shimmering image sort of way and the rattle and fan started to fly around me with nobody visible holding them giving off little lightning bug flashes. when leonard invoked hawk, the north wind spirit, there was a blast of ice cold, clean, crisp air accompanying his arrival.

though the experience itself and the fact that my pain was gone was plenty to convince me that the healing was legitimate, i had seen the bullet on x-rays prior to the ceremony and have never been able to find it since.

happy day

peace

tommy tooter

drwhatsthis@hotmail.com

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So yeah it was definitely pity. "His anglo apprentice, Brad" lol.

If the bullet is magically gone, you'd think he would bitch about it less.


E: Thanks at @Sexy Senior Citizen for remembering to archive.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That's as bad as people celebrating Christmas with Christmas trees, tree decorations, Christmas eve meals, and presents and calling themselves German because they celebrate it the German way.

Don't even celebrate Krampusnacht.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just for fun, I decided to pop "Thomas Wasserberg Lakota" into google, since almost every person Tom mentioned is Lakota or at least Sioux. The first non-kiwi Farms link to pop up was this:

When the Rainbow Family comes to the Black Hills, some will be more equal than others


This record of activism speaks for itself!

Incidentally, this was a further result down the line

Rez Ramblings/Off The Rez Ramblings



So yeah it was definitely pity. "His anglo apprentice, Brad" lol.

If the bullet is magically gone, you'd think he would bitch about it less.

There would only have been fragments left if anything since he was taken to the UCLA

Anger Boils in Venice Over Homeless : Transient Shot Near Beach; Social Service Center Threatened

The shooting of a transient and threats of further violence shocked Venice this week as residents of the fractious beach community continued to square off over the emotional issue of the homeless.

www.latimes.com

Don't even celebrate Krampusnacht.

We celebrate Hanukkah now. Less effort on my part.