Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[toilet_rainbow]

Most people unless they are particularly handy don't touch pipes or anything similar so it just becomes a matter of could they afford to hire a plumber my guess probably not without perants stepping in to help.

True dat. I ain't touching my pipes. But I can see them trying to hire some random dude or other family member/victim to do it "for" them instead of someone that'd know what the hell they're doing. Maybe also e beg for the money to replace the pipes. Do we know if Corissa has home insurance?

 

[ADHD]

I've seen all kinds of photos but is there a link to a photo of the actual bathroom?

Slight PL as a former deathfat

Don't do this.

 

[multiverse]

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Don't do this.

Do they only have an older shower stall with the sliding doors and not a bath tub?

As you can see, there is no shower. There is only a shallow tub which neither Juliana nor Corissa can fit into. Neither can fit onto the toilet, either.

This means that since they have moved in, neither has fully bathed nor been able to properly eliminate their bowels. They're probably using a bariatric bedside toilet that neither of them can empty out.

This is why both of them have looked so greasy for months. Their last "bath" took place a month or so ago when they went swimming in a pond. So they now smell like yeast, B.O., grease, and pond scum. The pond scum has been growing unabated in their folds all this time.

You're welcome.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

That picture of their bathroom really should be added to the OP. It is just such a good symbol of Coco and JULIANA's poor decision making, especially with this house. I never get enough of seeing it. It's a classic.

 

[chickenbutt]

That picture of their bathroom really should be added to the OP. It is just such a good symbol of Coco and JULIANA's poor decision making, especially with this house. I never get enough of seeing it. It's a classic.

It's really illustrative of the danger of aiming for an aesthetic that says "cottage" when your physical dimensions say "barn".

 

[stupid frog]

That picture of their bathroom really should be added to the OP. It is just such a good symbol of Coco and JULIANA's poor decision making, especially with this house. I never get enough of seeing it. It's a classic.

Ones poor decision to buy it, anothers poor decision to go along with it. I agree.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

That picture of their bathroom really should be added to the OP. It is just such a good symbol of Coco and JULIANA's poor decision making, especially with this house. I never get enough of seeing it. It's a classic.

I'm kind of embarrassed the subtitle says "denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering" because of my suggestion now, it should be like "almost denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering, ended up buying a house with a bathroom they're both too fat to fit in"

 

[GenociderSyo]

Both Corissa and J are whining about pronouns:

 

[TastyColours]

Both Corissa and J are whining about pronouns:
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I hate them both. Words have meaning, bitches.

If you are going to play this stupid game and believe that people can change genders, then the words change and transition are fucking interchangeable. And if those words are interchangeable, all the other words are, too.

Fucking idiots.

become -
intransitive verb
- to undergo change or development

transition -
noun
the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another

These people are so bad at semantics.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I hate them both. Words have meaning, bitches.

If you are going to play this stupid game and believe that people can change genders, then the words change and transition are fucking interchangeable. And if those words are interchangeable, all the other words are, too.

Fucking idiots.

become -
intransitive verb
- to undergo change or development

transition -
noun
the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another

These people are so bad at semantics.

No they aren’t, they know exactly what they’re doing. Changing language and laying imperceptible thoughtcrime traps if you use the incorrect synonyms is part of the cult. How else would aCtIvIsTs (evangelizers) maintain relevance without the constant updating of approved terminology?

 

[Gramlol]

Both Corissa and J are whining about pronouns:
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I wonder how much college debt they have. For Corissa to... Fat about (?) And J to be a remote call centre worker

It's quite embarassing considering how hard-won those early feminist battles were- to have women accepted into university, the workforce. The premise was that women are just as capable and intelligent, and will contribute outside the home with that education. And I don't know, they're just utterly useless.

Also ohkayyy this may be rad fem of me but if Juliana is no longer a woman- she's a trans man- doesn't that technically make Corissa.. straight..?

What's apparent is Juliana's parents suck and have never, ever been there for her. C is like her substitute mum- it's platonic. It's why they have dead bedroom. That and I assume hormonal imbalance destroys your libido

 

[No Thank You]

Both Corissa and J are whining about pronouns:
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I’m constantly like 10-20 pages behind on the tranny sideshows thread, but I thought afab/amab was transphobic now?

Also, how very clever, using an FTM as the example of trans people in sports, to keep the audience distracted from realizing how damaging men are in women’s sports. No, thank you.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

she's a trans man

Iirc she’s nb trans-masc~

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I’ve noticed that Corissa has she/they pronouns in her Instagram bio

I know she’s talked about how gay/ queer she is, but has Corissa ever said something about being genderspecial?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Until JULIANA grows a dick and balls and manages to change her DNA, she's still a woman, albeit one shaped like a rhino.

 

[Gramlol]

I’ve noticed that Corissa has she/they pronouns in her Instagram bio

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I know she’s talked about how gay/ queer she is, but has Corissa ever said something about being genderspecial?

I have kind of zero patience for this she/them. Because it's always she when the person is in dresses! Fun!
And they when the person is -serious person-.
Always.

 

[Constellationzero]

It's really illustrative of the danger of aiming for an aesthetic that says "cottage" when your physical dimensions say "barn".

It's really illustrative of the danger of aiming for an aesthetic that says "cottage" when your physical dimensions say "barn".

* Hangar
* Football Stadium
* Convocation Center
* Multi-level Airport
* Aircraft Carrier

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

It's really illustrative of the danger of aiming for an aesthetic that says "cottage" when your physical dimensions say "barn".

* Hangar
* Football Stadium
* Convocation Center
* Multi-level Airport
* Aircraft Carrier

• The space shuttle assembly building

 

[Constellationzero]

Chernobyl Sarcophagus outside Pripyat

 

[What's_The_Frequency?]

Airship Hangar 1, Lakehurst Naval Base Lakehurst NJ..