Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr Foster]

This bitch is still alive?

Lol.

 

[Owlflaps]

Fat Amber thinks she is sexy.
At 600 lbs Amber was eyefucking that camera so hard I'm surprised it didn't break.
She does not want to lose weight.
She likes the food she likes, the fatty greasy takeout stuff.
She knows other people judge her for this.
She lies about liking healthy foods to impress people.
Ever meet a fat girl who only takes the daintiest bites of salad at the dinner table and acts like that's normal for her, but you just know? That's Amber.

#Amberlynn has never ever felt wrong for being what she is, no matter how many Woe Is Me! things she posts. She loves this. She would lose her goddamn mind if she had to eat the way she pretends to when she's off camera.

More and more of her audience is realizing it. I love that for her.

Cunty Boo Boo cursed herself into obscurity by being a fat, boring bitch. She can't pull off the same rage-inducing tactics because no one fucking cares. She's gonna self destruct when she realizes she can't stuff her fat, disgusting maw like she usually does because she ain't raking in the cash like she used to.

Love that for her.

 

[Gergg]

In death, Amber will be exactly what she was in life: a burden.

Crematorium grease-fire MOLMENT tee-hee ooh sh' hot y'all!

 

[DCMediaSped]

The visible desperation in Amber at trying to clock 100k which pays probably about $200 if her CPM is at 2-4. This would mean she would gain about $4k a month with 5 uploads a week.

She is clearly not making this and in fact, Amber's viewership is the lowest it has been since she became well known. she has not hit 100k in just over 3 months and that is bad for her. It means she has to chase relevancy with earning money.

If I would estimate her earnings using a 2-4 for December I'd say about $1270 which is terrible for her. It is clear though the wheels are turning and people warned her about this.

Amber got very smug and thought she'd always make what she was making before the move. But she's older, less mobile, has no supporting cast, doesn't go anywhere, and has no hobbies besides eating. Once the housemates were gone and she.moved to this boring sterile apartment she was done.

 

[King Fructose]

she big

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Sweet Kale Chopped Kit - Taylor Farms

Packed with superfoods such as kale, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, radicchio, cranberries and pumpkin seeds, this kit offers a sweet and savory.

www.taylorfarms.com

The sweet kale chopped salad kit is pretty darn yummy, it's 700 calories a bag.. NGL, I have had it a few times and even half a bag of this salad kit is plenty for a filling meal. It has a little packet of doodads like sweetened dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds to dump on it.

There's a coupon on their website if any of you gorls want to try it and post a pic of yourself with it in the FB group. JK

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Sweet Kale Chopped Kit - Taylor Farms

Packed with superfoods such as kale, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, radicchio, cranberries and pumpkin seeds, this kit offers a sweet and savory.

www.taylorfarms.com

The sweet kale chopped salad kit is pretty darn yummy, it's 700 calories a bag.. NGL, I have had it a few times and even half a bag of this salad kit is plenty for a filling meal. It has a little packet of doodads like sweetened dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds to dump on it.

There's a coupon on their website if any of you gorls want to try it and post a pic of yourself with it in the FB group. JK

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Sounds shit. Kale is shit, this advert is shit! Take it back to f’book!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Only in Ambers fantasy world could Jade both not exist and be the ideal girlfriend.

She's a figment of haydur imagination. A great big black oversized coat wearing pensioner gift buying figment of haydur imagination.

The problem with malignant narcs is that they have no personalities, so - as Big Al does - they have to make up what they think real emotions/personalities are like. I think I mentioned before all that horrid "sexy" acting she does on TikTok is what she believes is what normal people do. This is the same. Oh, the gf is perfect and she loves me and she motivates me and blabh blah blah. No relationship is perfect, and no one is that ideal - unless you're paying them be, and even then if can be iffy. But charades is all she has because she's such a miserable fucking person.

377lbs to 505lbs so 128lbs difference by her numbers.

She's put on 1.1 times the weight of the average North Pacific Giant Octopus. It's the largest octopus species and is known for it's considerable intelligence, including it's ability to open jars, solve mazes and mimic other octopuses.

She has the mimic part down.

New video:

MUKBANGS ARE BACK! | salmon & poppyseed salad | Jan 5th, 2022

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A bagged salad thing and overdone fish. Truly a five star meal.

ETA: still can't cook salmon I see...maybe she should make learning basic cooking her resolution for 2022.

"Get you a girlfriend who can cook," she says. No, Big Al. We've seen you cook salmon before. No normal person would kill it a second time by ruining it the way you do. This is all you.

Have we ever seen her eat a steak? Just kinda realized now the only thing she ever eats is turkey, chicken and the occasional salmon that she ruins? She has the palate of a child.

Nothing she ever eats looks appealing, certainly not worth blowing up to 600 pounds.

She has said previously that she doesn't really eat meat (as if chicken, turkey, and pork are not meat, but whatever). I'm guessing she doesn't eat red meat in part because it's even more gross overcooked and done to death than all the other meats she eats. That's why she will eat peppered beef jerky: dry, stringy red meat, heavily seasoned.

Amber is a picky eater. Amber is a carb-queen. She eats huge quantities of rice. Her mother complained about how much rice she eats. She does not like fruit and very few vegetables. The only vegetables that she seems to eat regularly are string beans, cauliflower, and broccoli. Unfortunately, they are doused in Tappatio and other salty sauce.

From my years of watching MSHPL, it's clear to me that most deathfats are picky as hell, and of course, always carb heavy. If there's mat, it's always friend or tossed in some kind of goo or sauce (like orange chicken). Rice, potatoes, other starches? Fried, or lots of butter or sour cream or both. Other veg? Mostly nonexistent or fried (tempura, etc.). Other carbs? They'll have them all: ice cream, candy, processed with salt and sugar and whatever else, junk food - they'll have it all BUT only their particular kinds they want: doughnuts but not bagels, pie but not cake, sushi but not just a piece of fish.

This is how I imagine Big Al winding up if she ever lives alone.




That's last night's fatty from MSHPL, loading up in the back of a van.

 

[TC-P]

I wonder if Amberlynn would benefit from a low carb diet. When her mother was visiting Amberlynn did not eat that many carbs. For example she aye cauliflower rice instead of rice because her mother told her to. She did not enjoy it bit did it.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

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a rare footage of the aftermath of Binge Monster's rampage

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"Get you a girlfriend who can cook"...

Yup, right out of the innate playbook she can't completely hide:

"Bribe, buy, blackmail... people you know or can 'capture' to do everything for you so you can continue your vapid existence of hopping on the Social Media Express, where your biggest effort on any day is opening your eyes.

 

[high and tired]

Come on Amber, film a real mukbang- show us what you actually eat in a day.

She should be getting desperate for more coins since her views are dropping. Wonder how much she’ll degrade herself for yoochube shekels

 

[FatalTater]

This is how I imagine Big Al winding up if she ever lives alone.




That's last night's fatty from MSHPL, loading up in the back of a van.

I see that and I think, That must be what Amber's legs look like. Not pretty, not feminine. Just layers of pink lard rolls.

All she would have had to do is eat 2,000 calories a day every day to avoid that.
It's a lot of food, but to Amber it just isn't enough. SHE needs more.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Amber sexy eateen XD

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She has said previously that she doesn't really eat meat (as if chicken, turkey, and pork are not meat, but whatever). I'm guessing she doesn't eat red meat in part because it's even more gross overcooked and done to death than all the other meats she eats. That's why she will eat peppered beef jerky: dry, stringy red meat, heavily seasoned.

I'm convinced it's two things: 1) she couldn't cook a good steak to save her life and doesn't want to learn and 2) red meat is a nono in her energy brain because reasons. Our resident queen of nutrition hasn't learned that objectively the difference in calories is pretty minuscule at her size

 

[Sarah Connor]

I've noticed in a couple of Mookbawngs that Hamber goes crosseyed when she's about to eat her food. This is cultural appropriation and harmful towards Asian people! The Ahegao is a horrific stereotype that's portrayed in pornography! WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wonder if Amberlynn would benefit from a low carb diet. When her mother was visiting Amberlynn did not eat that many carbs. For example she aye cauliflower rice instead of rice because her mother told her to. She did not enjoy it bit did it.

Like, low carb, or real low carb? She's tried before slicing some carbs off, but that lasts about as long as it takes her to turn off the camera. Really low carb, like keto, she's "afraid of" just like every other goddamned thing in life. She could go ultra low on carbs and last 3-4 months, easy, given what a lardass she is.

I'm convinced it's two things: 1) she couldn't cook a good steak to save her life and doesn't want to learn and 2) red meat is a nono in her energy brain because reasons. Our resident queen of nutrition hasn't learned that objectively the difference in calories is pretty minuscule at her size

She has also said she doesn't "like to touch meat", and I'm thinking maybe she tried cooking a steak at some point and then was skeeved out by the blood when she stabbed the thing with a fork (as she does) instead of using tongs or just picking it up like a normal human being and washing her hands afterwards.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She has also said she doesn't "like to touch meat", and I'm thinking maybe she tried cooking a steak at some point and then was skeeved out by the blood when she stabbed the thing with a fork (as she does) instead of using tongs or just picking it up like a normal human being and washing her hands afterwards.

She says this but filmed herself eating a whole rotisserie chicken with her bare hands.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

New video:

MUKBANGS ARE BACK! | salmon & poppyseed salad | Jan 5th, 2022

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1. That salad looks drenched in sauce.
2. Fish is dry how she likes it. Like your personality Amber.
3. "my mental health comes first" - bullshit, money and views do.