Josh Christiaanse / Bowblax / Bowborb / MayoMonkey / Sonic Josh / BossLetsPlay / TheTrashyTrio / Miss Manshehee / Stonedagger - Canadian sped flaggot got famous for reading Xeets, got turned into a tranny by Keffals

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Josh Christiaanse (Bowblax) is a 27-year-old autistic Canadian YouTube from Surrey/Abbotsford, most known for his "Twitter VS" series where he reads Twitter drama replies all day for a certain duration of time. An example would be Bowblax reading the back and forth between Twomad and Hasan Piker.


On March 8th, 2021, Bowblax uploaded his 10-year tenure at YouTube and he goes into a 40-minute lore dump about how he started on YouTube, what got him into YouTube, and his username origins. His name "Bowblax" comes from "Emperor/Empress Bulblax" a boss from the Pikmin series.


On November 9th, 2018, Bowblax first came to fame after a run-in with the Twitch streamer Pokimane, after she issued a false copyright strike on a compilation video of her and the YouTuber Keemstar fighting on Twitter.


On May 21st, 2020, Bowblax uploaded his response to the false copyright strike from Pokimane


In 2015, Bowblax created a Black Lives Matter song that was private and only shared around close friends. Around 2020, the song was leaked and posted on YouTube. Bowblax didn't like the fact that people knew he said the nigger word, so he started to copyright strike channels that uploaded the song. Once Bowblax found out, he was pissed and decided to have a meltdown over this. People to this day still re-upload the remix and original version of the song. Lucky for you, we have both versions archived.



On July 14th, 2021, Tommy SCFTP uploaded a remix of the "Black Lives Matter" song, where he used celebrity AI over a "Still D.R.E" instrumental to talk about killing white people, black people are based, and we should kill niggers.


Of course, since Bowblax doesn't like being seen saying offensive shit to his faggot audience, he decides to pull a Pokimane and copyright strike anyone who reuploads the video.
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which is deliciously ironic.
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It should also be noted that Bowblax is a self-proclaimed archiver, and he has a separate YouTube channel dedicated to archiving YouTuber media. It's okay to archive other people, but when it comes to archiving your stuff and specifically the stuff that makes you look bad, nobody should archive it.


On September 5th, 2020, After being called out by the community for having double standards, Bowblax doubled down on the flagging which he said: "it was in poor judgment, but not wrong".


This led to an argument between Nicholas Deorio and Bowblax.




On October 2nd, 2020, Comment Cop uploaded a video discussing Bowblax's false copyright strikes.


On March 23rd, 2021, Bowblax decided to insert himself into the Hopeless Peaches drama, where orbiters would suck his asshole for him covering it.
Well if you want to see dumb spergy drama where a bunch of grown adults fight over basically nothing look no further than the Hopeless Peaches drama that the community been dragging out for well over half a year now for no fucking reason.

It originally started on some bipolar chick named Tobi who flipped out, then the community made videos on her blah blah blah she drew underaged anime art or some shit that put the final nail in her coffin to be yeeted out of the community.

But where the funniest shit starts to happen is a girl named HopelessPeaches inserted herself saying "stop fighting you're making me sad," and making community post after community post about how sad it made her and it just spiraled from there.

This community has genuinely been infighting about this drama for over 6 MONTHS and I am being serious here.
It is the dumbest and funniest fucking thing I have ever seen because even their audience is begging them to stop at this point on both sides because of dumb this drama is.

Bowblax made a comment on a situation and they instantly start sucking his dick basically begging him to cover it even though even he sees that it is over already but they STILL say it isn't.
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On April 4th, 2021, Bowblax sperged at John Swan, leading John Swan to not come back to YouTube.
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Bowblax Archive | John Swan Archive

On October 11th, 2021, AugieRFC/Bowblax/Flamenco got into a heated debate about Pokimane's false copyright strikes.
Gonna be completely honest - Best part of this stream (1:09:24) for me - When Bowblax loses his shit when people keep interrupting him.

According to @Sprate Header, Bowblax got piss drunk and started tweeting nigger a lot while attending VidCon. There is no current archive of this.
I certainly hope these guys don't change too much. Whang, Wavy, Muta, and Technicals make objectively really good videos, and the Goon Squad are highly entertaining in their own way. And even though we love clowning them, they all looked like they had a great time, and Augie losing his phone in an Uber, Bowblax getting piss-drunk and saying slurs on Twitter, Nick posting tons of unflattering pictures and getting relentlessly memed, Oki leaving a bowling alley early to avoid Nick, and InternetAjay booking and missing a last minute flight to LA have been some of the funniest things to happen to these guys in a while. It's just a shame Pescatore didn't make good on his promise and show up last minute to rape Nick lmfao
12345 points out Bowblax also almost missed Vidcon because he left his passport at home and his dad had to book it there and back to get it to him. I do not remember 3 years later how I knew this. Probably saw it on Twitter.

One of Bowblax's favorite phrases is "mayo monkey", he enjoys mayo so much, that it's an ongoing joke between his friends and fans that he enjoys mayo.
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If it's a surprise to no one, Bowblax is a massive sperg who cannot handle being trolled on the internet.



On January 19th, 2022, Bowblax went on Discord to debate nobodies about "white people becoming a minority". Bowblax's stance was "Why should people care if white people are becoming a minority?".


On February 3rd, 2022, Nerd City and ColossalisCrazy released the first part of their series on Jaystation, a controversial YouTuber who made money off popular dead rappers/faking his ex-girlfriends' death/abusing his ex-girlfriend. Bowblax decided to mald about it and leak private messages between him and Nerd City.



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(Link) (https://archive.ph/p0FgU)
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(Link) (https://archive.ph/URiJJ)

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/OiBBd)


@SpergPatrol and others noticed that Bowblax would DFE anytime that he got called out for being a retard or fucking something up. Even a blind man could see the bullshit Bowblax pulled.
Bowblax deleting his past tweets to hide him fucking up?
Not like he does this everytime he gets called out when he does dumb shit.

Seriously nerd city even outright said "this was pirvate conversation and bowblax going to release it and talk about it despite that," then bowblax without any hesitation proves nerd city right.

Got to love spergs man

At this point, people were getting sick and tired of Bowblax being a fence sitter. Bowblax never liked to rub anyone the wrong way and potentially upset someone over his opinion.
Josh is such a smug faggot- he’s the bottom bitch of everyone in the community because he refuses to have an opinion on the most basic conflict if it means him even slightly siding with someone and upsetting his online friendships . Just look at how assmad he got because Nerd city doesn’t like him or trust him (smart move, as Bowblax was bandwagoning on him because Willy Mac and Deorio were). He has to fence sit and make jokes because he isn’t important enough. Even Cordwit had the balls to not brown nose everyone and he’s practically milk toast.
Bowblax? Yeah Bowblax he’s too afraid to speak or pick a side unless it offends anyone so he literally can’t moral fat without the permission of daddy Nick! Never mind how he moral fagged the archive argument, struck one down (1000% sober no one can convince me he was high. It’s the generic excuse “I was drunk! I didn’t mean it!” + I removed the strike immediately = not true at all.)

On February 25th, 2022, this was the state of Bowblax.
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On March 4th, 2022, Bowblax and AugieRFC decided to debate Mr. Girl on pedophilia.

On March 5th, 2022, Lerix tweeted under a photo of Bowblax stating that he would not let any children around him. Bowblax responds by saying "fuck off retard".
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On March 6th, 2022, @Sprate Header posted this.
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(Link) (https://archive.ph/399uL)

On the same day, Ricky Berwick tweeted this.
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On March 7th, 2022, Bowblax released Discord DMs with Stardust, where they talk about the Mr. Girl debate
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On March 17th, 2022, Bowblax is still upset at Mr. Girl.
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On March 19th, 2022, Bowblax defends trannies once again.
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(Link) (https://archive.ph/G4h8D)

The r/ClippedLive subreddit was created on April 3rd, 2022. It discusses AugieRFC, Nicholas DeOrio, Turkey Tom, WillyMacShow, and Tommy C.
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(L/A)

Due to the Bowblax's recent drama, the subreddit edited Bowblax out of the banner and icon.
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From June 2022 - June 2023, Bowblax lusted after DropKiwiFarms leader Keffals. A gigachad from Reddit actually took the time to archive everything.
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On June 4th, 2022, Bowblax made a dedicated video about Sonic while lusting after Keffals.


On June 28th, 2022, Bowblax spergs about LGBTQ+ rights.
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Bowblax
>We can never joke or say anything bad about trans people guys. It very insensitive to them.
Also Bowblax
>Guys look at how edgy I'm being by tweeting ni. I was close to saying nigger. he he he he.

Gotta love those double standers zoomers have

On July 7th, 2022, Augie tweeted that people who react to hate videos/threads from Twitter or Kiwifarms are doing it to themselves. People have speculated this could be about Bowblax.
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At this point, Jaydn (a controversial tranny youtuber) had a mental breakdown on Discord from a dude named Bunk. Since the commentary community are tranny supporters, Augie and Blowblax continued to defend Jaydn from his retarded actions. It should be noted that Jaydn loves picking fights with people on the internet and making an ass out of himself.
Placing bets that Blowbag and Augie will continue to defend Jadyn, because both are on the "we have good troons in our community" arc. That's why they keep pushing the idea that Keffels is a grifter for trans rights, and does not represent the average tranny. Yet Keffels probably represents the average ideology of the average troon on the internet.

For anyone who isn't aware of who Jadyn is, here's a gist of his Twitter:
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On July 29th, 2022, Blowblax became a HelloFresh shill.
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On September 29th, 2022, Bowblax posted on his Instagram asking his friends if he should cut his hair. It had grown longer since the last photo you've seen of him.
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On January 12th, 2023, Dingdong, a former member of Oneyplays, had a fifteen-hour-long stream where he vented about working at the Game Grumps office & people he worked with. In 2017, Ding Dong & Julian were the only gay men in the office while Dream Daddy, a gay dating simulator was being developed. They were shown an early build and were offended by what they considered to be tasteless pandering and exploitation of the LGBT community. They weren’t the only ones and a group of people were planning on speaking up about it and suggested that Ding Dong & Julian be the ones to speak up first since they were the only two gay men. So, Ding Dong went on stream to give his criticism but this caused a major backlash from people at the Grumps office and had people including Suzy and Ninja Brian publicly tweeting against Ding Dong trying to discredit everything he said.



They claimed he was lying about ever seeing the game and that he was just out to get the Grumps team. In response to this, the “lovelies” came to the Grumps defense and started going after Ding Dong. They doxxed him and even contacted his mother telling her their son was gay before he ever had a chance to come out to them. His family was NOT accepting of this and apparently, it wasn’t pretty after they found out. This pushed Ding Dong to attempt suicide but Julian stopped him. The Grumps never acknowledged this and told everyone to keep quiet. Ding Dong talks in this stream about the experience and the shady stuff going on behind the scenes at Game Grumps including the cover-up of his suicide attempt.)

Bowblax & other YouTubers made videos about it. Now Dingdong is going on their videos commenting trying to police them & saying shit like "knock it off!"
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"Nice Stories the Mothbird: Not the real Stories" made a video summarizing the entire drama in a 10-minute format. I've linked the archived videos below, but if you want the gist of the drama, there's a video talking about it.





On January 22nd, 2023, Bowblax bitches about Edwin's Generations Discord roles.
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Tweet | Archive

On January 23rd, 2023, Bowblax uploaded another video about Keffals with WillyMac. They use """she""" pronouns and Blowblax still defends Keffals "because idk man, she just like trolls a lot"


A comment from the above video reads as follows:
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After it became publicly known that Keffals is a lying, scamming, groomer, even Bowblax's fans thought the video was gay.
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On March 9th, 2023, Bowblax gets BTFO by an anime avatar.
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On March 17th, 2023, @Null made fun of Bowblax during his superchat segment.


On April 5th, 2023, we have a Bowblax look update.
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On April 18th, 2023, around the time Sunnyv2 caught shit for making his infamous Kris Tyson video, which he later got vindicated for. Bowblax decided to give his 500 IQ take on Twitter.
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On April 30th, 2023, @Sneeds made a meme describing the opinion of commentary YouTubers Kiwifarmers have of them and pointing out the double standard they have with certain topics to joke about. It should be noted that Sneeds didn't make the original meme, but made the AI vocals for the characters.


Here is another Bowblax meme, where he is seen holding a bottle of tranny cum
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On July 13th, 2023, Bowblax (on stream) had an alt Twitter account where he says ""trans women aren't women but I'd still fuck the shit out of them".
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When confronted about this by his chat, Josh plays dumb for a little bit before admitting to everything.


Keffals didn't appreciate the hospitality
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This led to Tipster and Bowblax talking about the Keffals drama on stream.


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Keffals and Tipster got on a bloodsports call with Augie and Nick with Bowblax, Keemstar, Muta, Muta's wife, and Turkey Tom joining in later after the debate was over. Augie expressed his distaste over the 'online trans community' because he realized 'it doesn't matter what you say'. Bowblax is 100% disavowing Keffals and more dirt is brought on Tipster. They also bring on LeafyIsHere which causes Keffals and Tipster to immediately bail out of the call.



On April 9th, 2024, Bowblax went live and talked about Animal J. Smith, a weird AIDS-ridden Eggman lookalike with a leather pup play fetish. The reason why Animal is even known is because Tipster talked about him and Bowblax didn't like that he was "platforming" a degenerate.



On April 14th, 2024, Bowblax tweeted about Autism Awareness Month and had it as his pinned tweet.
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I would not say he's a cow, but maybe he belongs in intertnet famous as he is just reading Twitter threads and being a basic streamer.
On September 8th, 2024, Bowblax was seen skitzomessaging a YouTuber, asking him to delete some tweets about Bowblax.

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Full context

On September 14th, 2024, Nick DeOrio revealed on his stream about Bowblax his fear that Bowblax became addicted to coke after he did coke with major Hollywood star Dax Herrera (known professionally as Dick Masterson, also known as Juju the Cow who likes to dress up as a cow and get fucked in the ass) at Vidcon.


This is the creation of the inside joke, "Stop Hating Tommy C Pills". The lore behind it is that Bowblax has had a hate boner for Tommy C due to him making the A.I parody song about BLM, Bowblax told Nick in private that his medication made him stop holding his grudge against Tommy.
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To this day, this is Tommy C's twitter bio
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Nick released DMs between himself and Bowblax who admits a lot of things in private, such as his lust for tranny cock, enjoys Chris Tyson and Keffals' "gender euphoria", and it's totally not a fetish.



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On September 16th, 2024, smaller channels would use Bowblax's Twitter VS series in order to dunk on Bowblax.



On September 19th, 2024, Keemstar and WillyMacShow went on ChudLogic's stream to talk about the Bowblax drama.




BigBunjee joined the call as well


On September 23rd, 2024, Bowblax responds to the DM leaks.
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For some reason, Nick spread out the messages between different streams so here's even more evidence of Bowblax being a sped.
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He sent DeOrio his banking info, showing he had less than $100 in his bank account before getting his $3,000 sponsorship money. DeOrio censored these screencaps and just described them verbally, so I won't post them here.

On September 19th, 2024, Bowblax blocked AugieRFC and Nicholas Deorio on Twitter.
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On September 24th, 2024, Keemstar decided to give his two cents on the Bowblax situation.


On September 27th, 2024, Bowblax did a Members-only stream where he avoided taking accountability for his actions, threw his former friends under the bus, and could not understand why people are calling him a liar.


During the stream, it was revealed that Bowblax bought something from the Victoria's Secret store.
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If you visit the link shown on the stream, you will be greeted with this screen. "THIS PAGE NO LONGER EXISTS. Your order has been placed and you can retrieve the details using the order confirmation email or by contacting our Customer Service"
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After the stream ended, Nicholas Deorio and TommyC decided to go on Twitter and voice their responses to Bowblax's stream. (Archive)
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Tommy would send Nicholas Deorio his DMs with Bowblax. (Archive)
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EDIT: This is a rewrite of the previous OP done by the Kiwi Thread Restoration Project.
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New YT commentators are absolute cringe, and I'd love a thread to shit on each of them but that'd inflate the site more than it already is. Your op doesn't really explain why Bowblax is unique enough to have a thread. He's definitely autistic, as are the other peers in his sphere, but if they each don't have a thread, what makes him stand out enough to have one?
 
I think Bowblax could warrant a thread, but you need to write a lot more. Nobody is gonna click a bunch of random videos links if they don't know who Bowblax is in hopes that one might be funny, and if they do know who he is they've already seen 'em.

Try to get some of his early hisory, when he was some kind of sonic sperg or whatever. Also, add some stuff about Instagram Wake Up. That's a hell of a thing to not cover.

Anyway, alright start, but needs a lot of work.
 
Just another generic commentary channel that does nothing but rehash already braindead twitter content, not much of a lolcow if you ask me. Refer to the advice already given
 

This was particularly funny to me. I don't know who is the bigger retard here.
 
Is this the guy who started crying when people were shit-talking him for false-flagging? I'm not clicking through the 56,000 videos you linked to check though.

Him and his faggot twig-armed buddy Augie should both shut the fuck up. Anyone who watches that shit is a fag too.

Blowblacks isn't interesting enough for a thread of his own though.
 
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