DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[We Are The Witches]

Hot take: people that screenshot these EPIC TROLL MESSAGES (read: same fucking tired-ass jokes) and show them on here are either the ones doing it in the first place, or they're just enabling them to keep doing it.

I said something like that one time, the response I got was that they're here to laugh at dumb people who waste $ on DSP without a secure way of chargebacks.
So it doesn't matter if you enable them, they're welcome to waste their time and money.

Look, you got someone in @Third_World_Detractor 's txt file who subscribed in the name of a regular here, @Nigel of Ukip , then deactivated their account, they had nothing better to do on Friday. It's a shitshow so it may as well be documented.

I agree that the edgy names and jokes are getting boring, really fast.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Phil's brain decided long ago that it would never derive pleasure from sex anymore. Only money, food, gin, complaining, and champions pulls.

You left out his autographed Hulk Hogan Fleshlight, brother.

 

[BlackDragoons]

You left out his autographed Hulk Hogan Fleshlight, brother.

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I'm going home.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's a common thing you mispronounce/mistype someone's name to intentionally disrespect them or imply you don't take them seriously. You know, the guy who NOBODY ever takes seriously.

Most probably it's a petty thing, or he's that much of a retard to not know how a word that's comprised of poki and mane is supposed to sound.

As much as I'd like to chalk it up to Phil being malicious, given his history of mispronouncing words I'd say it's the latter. Just yesterday he pronounced Vimeo as "Vee-mayo." Some other examples I can think of is pronouncing Peking duck as pecking duck, masochist as mass-o-chist and my personal favorite - pronouncing fascism as fassism. Imagine living in the current political crymate and somehow not encountering the correct pronunciation of fascism.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

But how will people know I'm a gamer?

When they realize how oppressed you are.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I said something like that one time, the response I got was that they're here to laugh at dumb people who waste $ on DSP without a secure way of chargebacks.
So it doesn't matter if you enable them, they're welcome to waste their time and money.

Look, you got someone in @Third_World_Detractor 's txt file who subscribed in the name of a regular here, @Nigel of Ukip , then deactivated their account, they had nothing better to do on Friday. It's a shitshow so it may as well be documented.

I agree that the edgy names and jokes are getting boring, really fast.

No offense, but anyone that said that is a fucking retard. I guarantee you those same people probably moan every other page or so that Phil doesn't deserve money and his benefactors are wheelchairs.

I mean, it's true. But at least be ideologically consistent.

Sharing screenshots of $1 bitch ear messages enables it to keep going. It's not worth getting upset over though. I don't think this issue will resolve itself. Fucking autism magnet.

I'm going home.

I've got news for you... you are home.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I've got news for you... you are home.

That was fast.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The funny thing is Phil doesnt even realize how much he's fucked himself by burning every potential bridge possible by constantly trashing other creators
Every opportunity he could've ever had for a collab that could grow his audience down the drain.

Let's be honest, stuff like that isn't what the whales want, and all Phil cares about is pleasing the handful of retardsd who are addicted to filling up the tips goal as if it counts for anything.
At this point, the people watching Darksydephil want his content to be as repetitive and insulated as humanly possible.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I really can't understand Phil's aversion of women.

Is he so insecure in his relationship with Kat that he thinks if he even complements a woman, Kat would leave him?

She doesn't give a shit what he does, so long as she's housed and fed.

Phil's just queer as a three dollar bill. If he hadn't DoorDashed and TotalWined his libido negative he'd be getting robust, flavorful kielbasa in the mall men's room on his weekly "out"ing.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

As much as I'd like to chalk it up to Phil being malicious, given his history of mispronouncing words I'd say it's the latter. Just yesterday he pronounced Vimeo as "Vee-mayo." Some other examples I can think of is pronouncing Peking duck as pecking duck, masochist as mass-o-chist and my personal favorite - pronouncing fascism as fassism. Imagine living in the current political crymate and somehow not encountering the correct pronunciation of fascism.

Arch-eh-peh-lag-oh

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

It's always interesting to get reminded just how lazy and uninspired DSP is. I know it's something we all know, but seeing what other people do really drives it home, doubly so as someone who doesn't watch many "content creators". I heard Total War: Warhammer 3 is coming out soon and I'm generally a fan of the series so I checked some recent videos of 2 to see what the game's like now and the stream I came across is a guy who puts out daily videos, edited so the combat parts are cinematic and not just long stretches of raw gameplay as DSP would say, and streams every other day. During his stream he talked about his full time job as an engineer, his wife, and his two kids. It really ran home yet again how little DSP cares about his "work" and how much he thinks he's owed for absolute garbage content.

 

[the khat quaffer]

She doesn't give a shit what he does, so long as she's housed and fed.

Phil's just queer as a three dollar bill. If he hadn't DoorDashed and TotalWined his libido negative he'd be getting robust, flavorful kielbasa in the mall men's room on his weekly "out"ing.

I suspect the reason Phil always does those holiday drinking streams is because he and Khat have a notarized agreement to have sex at least once a year on the holidays. It's why they're both always so depressed around Christmas time.

Jesus Christ, the more I think about philbo saggins, the more he just seems like a real life cautionary tale: Don't spend all your life playing video games indoors, don't burn bridges with everybody, exercise and eat right, and don't chase fame. His flabby body should be on... I don't know, like those corny 90s posters in schools or Saturday morning cartoon commercials warning kids about the dangers of smoking, strangers, bullying etc. "Exercising is swell, don't be a Burnell..."

 

[Wasabi Panda]

amazing really, playing skyrim going on about how you can get lost in the game and just go off doing random stuff but can't see Dying light 2 taking 500 hours to 100%.

Went on some unhinged rant about Pokimane watching a cartoon on stream that rivals his brother in gout and gin quarter pounder when a POC female character appears in a show or movie then says there's no clear criteria for fair use then right back again tonight about how pokiman broke "THE LAW"

it's like watching a tank of exceptional fish swimming around bumping into the sides of the tank repeatedly

 

[KD6-3.7]

Wow he REALLY thinks he’s a badass at Halo, huh?

Also, the excuses he’s giving his chat for not playing with subs yet are fucking ridiculous. He just told them “When Halo becomes a regular thing, like when we’re playing it regularly twice a week…” From the look of his chat, no one is buying it at all anymore, except for maybe Derich.

He knows damn well that Halo is going to be shitcanned because of low tips before then.

 

[capefear56]

Wow he REALLY thinks he’s a badass at Halo, huh?

Also, the excuses he’s giving his chat for not playing with subs yet are fucking ridiculous. He just told them “When Halo becomes a regular thing, like when we’re playing it regularly twice a week…” From the look of his chat, no one is buying it at all anymore, except for maybe Derich.

He knows damn well that Halo is going to be shitcanned because of low tips before then.

He's doing his ranked placement matches atm lol - right on the speedrun to bronze/silver where he belongs.

 

[YokuNama]

2014 Phil:

7 Years later:

Nothing wrong with having to pivot your strategy to keep making a living, it's just Phil talks so much shit about the platform and the people on that very platform until he's forced to do the exact thing he talked shit about while pretending he never said anything.

 

[PieceofShet]

I love how he is soo paranoid, cant even play with his paypigs.

 

[actually]

2014 Phil:
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7 Years later:

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Nothing wrong with having to pivot your strategy to keep making a living, it's just Phil talks so much shit about the platform and the people on that very platform until he's forced to do the exact thing he talked shit about while pretending he never said anything.

A fucking "reward" this guy.

 

[Dona Morte]

Example of "team work" tonight.

 

[PieceofShet]

He is soo good, he is sucking his own dick, seal laughing and retard clapping and when the achivement popped up, he kinda orgasmed. He is soo proud to be good in this shitty fukin console game.