Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[M.T. Graves]

Sander is the guy at the gym who comes in and does arms every day for like 20 minutes then leaves. Doesn’t bother with legs or core.

 

[ProtoParrot]

Grown men behaving like this should be behind bars, absolutely revolting behaviour

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Sander is the guy at the gym who comes in and does arms every day for like 20 minutes then leaves. Doesn’t bother with legs or core.

He got them chicken legs. He played football so at some point he must've done legs but those days are behind him. Squat max is probably sub-315 and deadlifts under 300. Who knows how much time he spent riding the pine, too. He has major 2nd string energy. Maybe got a bunch of PT after the guy ahead of him fucked up his ACL. Or went to a school that wasn't able to poach black kids from other districts.
Sometimes I wonder if Jeanette tried to troon him but he was born just a little too early. He didn't sound too firm about rejecting the big black tranny cock.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I looked at Jazz's Wikipedia article and one of the articles cited came from ABC, back when the family was using more anonymity. This snippet feels so unbelievable.

I've never been around babies. And my mother told me I was a dumb baby who didn't speak until I was 3. But my understanding was that 2 year olds speak in simple words and sentences. What I envision are the stories of the "Terribles Twos" when babies just say no and cry to everything.

Did the journalist fuck up, was Jaron a 4 year old when he said this? Why would even a 4 year old know or care what genitals are? I remember being a 4 year old and my only passion back then was watching cartoons and playing with action figures.

 

[Fupa Control]

stupid quibble: I really hate when anyone calls themself an Ally. Self-identifying is tacky as fuck. Say you are a supporter of (insert cause of the month) and if you are actually taking up for them and not just tweeting platitudes they just might call you one.

Autocorrect suggested all-you-can-eat for ally, how fitting.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Has anyone posting in /Jazz/ on /tv/ recently gotten a strange ban? A few days ago I got hit with a 14 day ban for "replying to pedo garbage". It doesn't give me the number of the post I got banned for. But the only posts I had made the day I was banned were in Jazz threads.
I think one of the Discord Tranny mods has been whiteknighting for Jazz.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I looked at Jazz's Wikipedia article and one of the articles cited came from ABC, back when the family was using more anonymity. This snippet feels so unbelievable.

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I've never been around babies. And my mother told me I was a dumb baby who didn't speak until I was 3. But my understanding was that 2 year olds speak in simple words and sentences. What I envision are the stories of the "Terribles Twos" when babies just say no and cry to everything.

Did the journalist fuck up, was Jaron a 4 year old when he said this? Why would even a 4 year old know or care what genitals are? I remember being a 4 year old and my only passion back then was watching cartoons and playing with action figures.

This is going to be a power level so sorry, but my 5 year old nephew was surprised when I changed my daughters diaper around him. He asked me why she looks different down there than he does. I just told him boys and girls have different parts.

There’s no way a 2 year old or even a 4 year old said something like that.

 

[Wisseau]

I looked at Jazz's Wikipedia article and one of the articles cited came from ABC, back when the family was using more anonymity. This snippet feels so unbelievable.

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I've never been around babies. And my mother told me I was a dumb baby who didn't speak until I was 3. But my understanding was that 2 year olds speak in simple words and sentences. What I envision are the stories of the "Terribles Twos" when babies just say no and cry to everything.

Did the journalist fuck up, was Jaron a 4 year old when he said this? Why would even a 4 year old know or care what genitals are? I remember being a 4 year old and my only passion back then was watching cartoons and playing with action figures.

It's a made-up story that his mom made for the extra social credit points.

Usually it takes babies a few months (~4) from the time of being born to copy the adults around them and mimic the random words they say (albeit as incomprehensible babble) in an attempt to associate words and meanings. About 1 year of age is approximately when they will start to form a very limited dictionary of recognizable words (eg: mama, dada, no). Around 1 and a half years, they'll probably have about 50-60ish words understood, and by two years of age, they will have started to make very small sentences and be able to follow simple directions. Most babies don't really grasp the concept of self until the two year mark (ie: refer to themselves by name). This is, of course, unless they are smarter; then they probably can use slightly longer sentences.

To say that Jazz said that at the age of two is pretty much impossible. The word "genitalia" isn't known by kids until they are around the pre-pubertal stage. Complex syntax for children doesn't really come into play until around 3-4 years of age (eg: "I want to go to the car" vs "Want car"). The example that Jazz's mom used probably fits more into the language development of about a 5 year old.

 

[Treasure Champs]

I'm a little behind as I can't stand to watch the show without filtering it through someone with a brain (e.g. exulansic) but just WHAT IN THE FUCK with these plotlines. Either someone at TLC is a ginormous troll or they have managed to make a show that absolutely NAILS saying one thing to an audience of morons and the exact opposite to people with any curiosity or empathy. It's like watching one of those kids movies that have jokes and nuances that go right over kids' heads, but are aimed at being enjoyable to their parents so they won't be in too much suffering anytime they have to take Junior to Frozen 14 or whatever.

The 'Peppermint' couldn't give a fuck about Black Trans Lives plotline:

So someone named like a child's hamster and epitomizing every insufferable woman stereotype is just 'such an important voice' for the poor downtrodden black twans women. Except he has better things to do, and despite the widespread, everyday random murder of innumerable troons, fuck y'all, just WORK HARDER to get other black trans voices, Jazz!

Now, no-one here is an actual woman so I can't get too mad, but why the fuck is it Jazz's responsibility to run a rally for dead violent men? Is it because in clown world, white women are supposed to fix everything for everyone, while being called Karens and Terfs and shat on by everyone higher up in the liberal hierarchy (troons, blacks) and also the actual social hierarchy (men)? While the men who are so downtrodden and victimized can't even be fucked to turn up to the damn thing?

The Sander should suck the girl-dick plotline:

I am really, really surprised TLC went there, if just because it takes very little for someone with the slightest bit of empathy to think, would I really suck a tranny cock/ lick the bussy? And if not, why not, if these people are really the sex they claim to be? Talk about shoving people over the side of Peak Trans. Are TLCs viewers all housewives who just don't think about that because they're already married or whatever? I mean, there's an obvious fucking brick shit-house of a dude sitting there telling poor twinkie little Sander to re-evaluate his prejudices, and more massive black men in dresses talking about how they need a bigger cock than their own. Is this season brought to you by the J.K. Rowling Foundation?

Worse, all the hints on Sander's twitter are about how he 'learns' to be more tolerant or what the fuck ever, like this is going to be a 'Sander unlearns his prejudices' arc. Or, to most sensible people, a coercive sexual abuse arc.

Jazz himself and the cast of saddo orbiters:

It's increasingly apparent that Jazz is a little boy who has been chemically and surgically mutilated to resemble a fat woman. It's like the movie Big mashed up with that dreadful Lifetime series Drop Dead Diva (skinny model switched into the body of obese woman) except it's a slow-burning psychological horror instead of a comedy. Who is not absolutely heart-broken watching what could have been a healthy 21 year old man lumbering around with enormous tits (absolutely fucking enormous, I can't get over how big they are) and fat belly for no reason other than his mom's dumb fantasy?

The gender-specials this season are the worst. All the MTF troons look like OJ Simpson in press-on nails. All the FTM troons are tiny skinny little things that look as if they are perpetually on the brink of bursting into tears. The little bleached blonde one already has. Then there is the troon with the 'pup' t-shirt that painted the worst-quality, dizzyingly bad murals who has a neon light above her head and a whooshing claxon signalling 'ABUSED ABUSED ABUSED' and WHO, tell me, WHO is so stupid they can watch this show and not think 'why are all the troons obvious trainwrecks?'

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Whoever told him he looks good without a shirt is a faggot, a liar, or both.

23 and he's got a dad bod.

He’s starting to get C H O N K Y !

Glad I'm not the only one who did a double take at these recent photos of Sander. He's packing it on almost as fast as Jazz.

 

[NoReturn]

I've never been around babies. And my mother told me I was a dumb baby who didn't speak until I was 3. But my understanding was that 2 year olds speak in simple words and sentences. What I envision are the stories of the "Terribles Twos" when babies just say no and cry to everything.

Yes and no. You occasionally do get an extremely verbose baby and the parents will be all "Wow, amazing! Our child is so intelligent!" but that's not always actually a good thing. It can actually be a sign of other issues to come. So, like, good for you if your three year old can communicate well, but keep track of that shit.

Spoiler: A story

There is a Taoist story of an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit.

"Such bad luck," they said sympathetically.​

"We'll see," the farmer replied.​

The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses.

"How wonderful," the neighbors exclaimed.​

"We'll see," replied the old man.​

The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbors again came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune.

"We'll see," answered the farmer.​

The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son's leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbors congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out.

"We'll see" said the farmer.​

I think one of the Discord Tranny mods has been whiteknighting for Jazz.

That's been a theory for a while. Someone is modding while dilating.

 

[OJ Simpson]

All the MTF troons look like OJ Simpson in press-on nails.

Hey, man...

 

[Tovarisz]

Glad I'm not the only one who did a double take at these recent photos of Sander. He's packing it on almost as fast as Jazz.

It's a self defense mechanism, he's trying to cease appearing fit and attractive to gay men.

Or maybe Hope railed him and he needed some of Jazz's meds that keep the pain of dilation at bay and now enjoys some of the side effects.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

If he's on Seroquel at any high dosage he absolutely craves sugar. Not wanting to get up is another thing. You're tired and logy all the damn time and you've got to practically overdose on caffeine and sugar to just feel halfway normal. You crave candy, sweets, the whole enchilada. Probably he dumps all that ketchup on shit to make it sweet and sugary to him. And sometimes you feel hungry even if you've eaten if you're on a high dose of it.

With the massive mix of other meds, it's probably making it worse.

Seroquel is a fucking nightmare at time. Another side effect is the base-of-the-skull headache that it brings and the only thing that clears it is sugar and caffeine. Then, if you have to take it in the morning, you get up, take it, and you're fuzzy for several hours where you're kind of drifting in a haze and want sugar. Then you've got the headaches, the stomach cramps, your body screaming your starving while you're fucking eating.

It's terrible fucking shit after a few years of taking it. Miss your nightly dose? LOL, enjoy never getting into REM sleep that night. The next day? Headaches. Take your morning dose afterwards? BAM! Out till lunch, wake up crazing sweets and caffeine. Miss 2 days, now you've got headaches, stomach cramps, you think you're starving, you'll be willing to beat Sanders to death for a fucking jar of Caro Syrup to drink, and good luck sleeping. Oh, if you go too long, well, enjoy your fucking circulatory crash.

If it's a low dose, under 200mg a day, it might not be that bad, but I've got a feeling he's on 400+, which means it's fucking terrible.

Not to mention that above 500mg it fucks with your pain. I'm not surprised, with his amhole, that they've got him on Seroquel, since it can raise your pain tolerance.

If he's been on it a few years, he's fucked. They *claim* that Seroquel isn't habit forming but every web page tells you not to cold turkey it and say you'll have difficulty going off of it. (Miss a day or two and you're shit house rat miserable) Add in that it fucks with weight gain, increases and sudden drops in blood sugar, and Seroquel is definitely fucking with his weight gain and ability to not eat sweets.

Seroquel and sweets are right up there with being an alcoholic and staring at a bottle of booze.

If the nutritionist and dietician didn't look at his med regimen when they were trying to figure out his weight gain, then he's fucked out the gate.

He's not eating sugar because he's a pig, he's eating sweet stuff because it's the only thing that eases up the headaches, pushes back that weird numb haze, and looking at food makes you nauseous sometimes.

Fucking Seroquel, man, not even once. Once you've been on it, going back off it is hell on Earth if you've been on it at a high dose of 500+mg/day for a few years.

 

[spastic_bag]

Few things are better than a series starting out ostensibly about earnest inspiring stories of human experience that in practice almost immediately devolves into a sideshow shitshow.

TLC practically exists on these shows alone nowadays.

 

[Muttnik]

There are a number of factors at play that contribute to Jazz's obesity:

-Drugs
-Emotional disorders/bad coping
-Lack of mobility from surgery
-Binge eating disorder
-Jazz being a male with a male appetite and not meeting his appetite expectancy
-The theory of Jazz having Prader-Willi
-Food hoarding habits
-Perma-child picky eater
-Self-sabotaging
-Hormone meds
-Eunuch body morphing
-Sugar cravings

It could be one of these things. It could be many, if not all of these things.
Whatever it is, it won't get fixed. Jazz is fucked.

 

[What about Bob]

Jesus has something happened to Grandma??

Say it ain't so

 

[NotYourMom]

B

There are a number of factors at play that contribute to Jazz's obesity:

-Drugs
-Emotional disorders/bad coping
-Lack of mobility from surgery
-Binge eating disorder
-Jazz being a male with a male appetite and not meeting his appetite expectancy
-The theory of Jazz having Prader-Willi
-Food hoarding habits
-Perma-child picky eater
-Self-sabotaging
-Eunuch body morphing
-Sugar cravings

It could be one of these things. It could be many, if not all of these things.
Whatever it is, it won't get fixed. Jazz is fucked.

jazz does not have prader willi

 

[Yeeted Teet]

-The theory of Jazz having Prader-Willi

Nah. He was always a normal sized kid and developed normally until the start of puberty when they started pumping him full of poison. If it was Prader-Willi he would have been tubby and dim from birth, it's something that his family would have had to manage from when he was very small because it can be dangerous, people with it have died from overeating. Jazz's problems have only really became apparent in the past few years.

 

[What about Bob]

Jesus has something happened to Grandma??

Say it ain't so

Panic over, everyone.

It's the other one