Sam Hyde

albert the programmer said:
>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

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Sam Hyde fucked my barely legal sister with her consent but without my permission. They both need to face Allah's wrath. tahdhir and In sha'Allah
 
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To segue from AoC and allegation spergery - Sam peaked with KSTV and some of the early hydewars for me. Like Null said a lot of the mashups on youtube are better edited than the paywall content but are also framed in this generally annoying manner for clicks (theNewPill comes to mind). I never get tired of the Rhode island/southcoast MA scenery though, there's a specific trashy aesthetic of that area that is hard to replicate in print or film.
 
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albert the programmer said:
>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

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Maybe I'm just an idiot but if I were a betting man I wouldn't be surprised if one of these kiwifarms users running damage control and sperging out about an obviously false bait screenshot is part of some gay ops run by maybe Idubbz

Then again I could be just overthinking all of this.
 
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albert the programmer said:
>seeing literal images of cock and balls on a Sam Hyde thread
>seeing alleged and unproven claims of underaged teenagers liking Sam Hyde
>not talking that much about the documentary that proved that Idubbbz is a former shell of himself while trying to bait Sam into saying something “cancel culture”-worthy
>doing all of this on a thread about Sam Hyde
>not even talking that much about how Sam has evolved over the years
>on a Sam Hyde thread

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Honestly, this kind of derailment is a perfect model of the Sam Hyde persona, and how it relates to his audience.
 
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malleusmaleficarum said:
if you absolutely need to see what Sam's penis looks like just search this for "cock"


fuck you for making me do this, but here it is for posterity

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I have never seen sam's cock before now I should be horrified but compared to tranny cocks, BBC gone wrong, and my years of (tourturing and destroying my fragile younger millennial mind) browsing furry telegram and discord servers this is the most normal looking one I've seen in awhile.
 
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LeChampion1992 said:
I have never seen sam's cock before now I should be horrified but compared to tranny cocks, BBC gone wrong, and my years of (tourturing and destroying my fragile younger millennial mind) browsing furry telegram and discord servers this is the most normal looking one I've seen in awhile.
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true, though the pic where he's squeezing it so hard it's purple is a little weird
 
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LeChampion1992 said:
Compared to seeing obese white and black dudes in pup play makes do unspeakable actions to paw patrol clothing and other things the shit Sam has done seems pretty run of the mill.
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Let he who has not sent a dick Pic cast the first stone unless the nigga in the dick Pic got a tiny dick in that case its free game
-Jesus Christ
 
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Extreme Crusader said:
No. Shut the fuck up, nigger. Don't quote me like I'm agreeing with you because half of you niggers are borderline pedophiles who are becoming annoying.
Richard Samuel Hyde made a funny, so just enjoy it.
Please kill yourself on a livestream.
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oh no it's the mamamax vigilantie pedo hunter
 
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Mr.Hyde said:
if idubbbz releases the back half of the interview then he can win back some brownie points

I don't believe that Sam's phone cut off at all.
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Yeah, that part is complete bullshit.
It "ran out of battery or storage" just as he was getting into his actual political beliefs. I can only imagine the next 15 minutes was spent on IRL fedposting, but that wouldn't look good with the rest of the footage and the vibe they were going for.
 
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