🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 32 43.2%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 34 45.9%
  • Total voters
    74
John Andrews Stan said:
Ethan really loves pictures of himself sucking on big brown phallic symbols. We all know you’re a cocksucker, Ralph, give it a rest.
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Ralph loves cigars and huffing poop. I eagerly await his sommelier column where he offers tips and tricks to pair cheap cigars with the excrement from Las Vegas prostitutes.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
A quarterly mag is actually a pretty good idea imo. Problem is Ralph is a boring fuck and awful writer so his would be worth jack shit to buy and read. Now a quarterly from the farms...
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Articles on home Renovation tips from Rand (with his dirt floors) would be Kino

Same with Dingo providing financial advice “How to get foreclosed on by the Jews”
 
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Opticana said:
I doubt Dingo is literate, though.
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i agree i’m sure that the louisiana shithole he lives in doesn’t have a very high literacy rate. he probably gets like 80% of his vocabulary and talking points from trs streams.

not only that but there was a woman who committed to marrying and having two kids with him :cryblood:
 
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High Tea said:
Wasn't he writing a book? The magazine isn't materializing unless it's copy paste existing online articles and material his regular guests produce for other outlets. Killstream guests are desperate to have their message out and would consent to it.
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I think he plans the book to be a tell all of his life, but ultimately it will be a one-sided hit piece on all of his "blood enemies".

Who am I kidding, it will never be written.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I want there to be a fan mail section where Ralph posts mean fan letters and responds to them angerly. I would consider buying a subscription.
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Gunt would just pull a dsp and refuse to read letters making fun of him unless they are subtle or the "troll" gives him a substantial amount of money before being banned anyway.
Would be cool to see for some time before it happens tho.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
Gunt would just pull a dsp and refuse to read letters making fun of him unless they are subtle or the "troll" gives him a substantial amount of money before being banned anyway.
Would be cool to see for some time before it happens tho.
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I believe in Ralph's alogs, I think they could do it. It would be fun to play games by typing out secret codes with the first word in every sentance.

Every time Hassan attempts no religion as leveraged position he helplessly associates some asshole biblical inference, generally. Goofball understates native traction.
 
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Why's he wearing his hat like that?
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