Cryptoland - A physical crypto island where its community can surround themselves with other like-minded individuals.

[Coolio55]

Good news everyone! Someone found the full video!

Cryptoland presentation

Mirror of the Cryptoland presentation that its creators seem to be trying to wipe from the Internet for some reason.

peertube.social

Cryptoland animation extended version

Twice the animation, twice the cringe.

peertube.social

What's the upload limit? The full video is too big but I think the 360p version will fit.

E: It's also worth noting that the second video EXPLAINS the reason for the bizarre shirt texture swap in the intro.

 

[kūhaku]

Good news everyone! Someone found the full video!

Cryptoland presentation

Mirror of the Cryptoland presentation that its creators seem to be trying to wipe from the Internet for some reason.

peertube.social

Cryptoland animation extended version

Twice the animation, twice the cringe.

peertube.social

What's the upload limit? The full video is too big but I think the 360p version will fit.

Hahaha, I hadn't watched the video until now. How delusional! I would love to see what happens if there's a crypto crash mid construction of the island. I was under the impression it was going to be some online VR island but it being planned to be real amplifies the stupidity. Anyone who spends money on this deserves to lose it when it inevitably fails

 

[HumanHive]

Good news everyone! Someone found the full video!

Cryptoland presentation

Mirror of the Cryptoland presentation that its creators seem to be trying to wipe from the Internet for some reason.

peertube.social

Cryptoland animation extended version

Twice the animation, twice the cringe.

peertube.social

What's the upload limit? The full video is too big but I think the 360p version will fit.

E: It's also worth noting that the second video EXPLAINS the reason for the bizarre shirt texture swap in the intro.

That second video is something else. The definition of bloated word salad garbage.

 

[Fraiser crane]

I hope it is a scam and I hope they roll.up their nfts and smash all those stupid niggers on the nose like bad dogs (naughty apes)

 

[D.Va]

the art channel in the cryptoland discord is hella fucking ep*c

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Man it's really funny how this is like the 5th or 6th scam that revolves around buying an island. I thought Brony Island was the most ridiculous of these

 

[registered 2 hide avatars]

I like the talking coin.

 

[D.Va]

VICE put out an article (archive) about the Molly White shenanigans and investors in the Discord got salty.

It's worth noting that the users with the whale emojis next to their name were verified as having owned at least ten of the Cryptoland NFTs, which they have paid real money for.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Cryptoland is just a stepping ground to cowland, change my mind

 

[Retink]

Cryptoland is just a stepping ground to cowland, change my mind

Null did mention he's planning to buy land, maybe he'll buy an island for all the cows to live on together.

 

[Meiwaku]

Good news everyone! Someone found the full video!

Cryptoland presentation

Mirror of the Cryptoland presentation that its creators seem to be trying to wipe from the Internet for some reason.

peertube.social

Cryptoland animation extended version

Twice the animation, twice the cringe.

peertube.social

What's the upload limit? The full video is too big but I think the 360p version will fit.

E: It's also worth noting that the second video EXPLAINS the reason for the bizarre shirt texture swap in the intro.

The Discord is almost entirely teenagers trying to get in on “free” NFTs (read: still going to have to pay gas fees) by hijacking twitter replies to shill a scam. I was skeptical as to whether they were actually even trying to do something physical. On the 22nd of December some planning permission approval was celebrated by the owners as a proof of progress:



View attachment 2872409

According to them, they have a purchase agreement with the current, allegedly British owners of the island. Their plan to “just find another island” is amusing when they’ve already made a bunch of diagrams in their masterplan that are dead set on getting Nananu-i-cake and received tentative planning permission for a resort there.

View attachment 2872447

$90m to terraform + develop 60 mansions + marina + an entire resort + supporting infrastructure for basic utilities such as power, water and waste management let alone fucking fiber-to-the-island is

View attachment 2872460

View attachment 2872458

This guy’s life is (allegedly) completely insane.

View attachment 2872431

@Nazrin please update the OP with this as well as the other discord posts! We need this out of the PG asap! This is milk heaven.

 

[HumanHive]

Cryptoland is just a stepping ground to cowland, change my mind

Kiwiland is happening, complete with CWCville and the Russel Greer Memorial Brothel.

 

[Retink]

the Russel Greer Memorial Brothel.

Who wants a prostitute with a mouth that doesn't work?

 

[awoo]

Good news everyone! Someone found the full video!

Cryptoland presentation

Mirror of the Cryptoland presentation that its creators seem to be trying to wipe from the Internet for some reason.

peertube.social

Cryptoland animation extended version

Twice the animation, twice the cringe.

peertube.social

What's the upload limit? The full video is too big but I think the 360p version will fit.

E: It's also worth noting that the second video EXPLAINS the reason for the bizarre shirt texture swap in the intro.

ask @Null to archive them

video is ultra concentrated cringe. the Satoshi quote is funny tho

 

[Jewthulhu]

Good news everyone! Someone found the full video!

Cryptoland presentation

Mirror of the Cryptoland presentation that its creators seem to be trying to wipe from the Internet for some reason.

peertube.social

Cryptoland animation extended version

Twice the animation, twice the cringe.

peertube.social

What's the upload limit? The full video is too big but I think the 360p version will fit.

E: It's also worth noting that the second video EXPLAINS the reason for the bizarre shirt texture swap in the intro.

Man, fuck the island amusement part or whatever. They should be making animated movies instead.

Also, the presentation shows they put way more effort into this project than it deserves

 

[SpaghettiFan2007]

world war 3 is started by cryptoland. change my mind

 

[No. 7 cat]

Wait, no one told me I could get a qt3.14 crypto gf if I signed up, count me in for some of this goblin love
View attachment 2868652

Hmmm, so it's aimed at em libertarians, so to speak.



Epstein could come from Israel and advise them under his new identity while Prince handy Andy might also be at a loose end.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe that sped @Badungus Kabungus can lose whatever money he has left over after the crypto pump and dump he lost the rest of his life savings on.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Maybe that sped @Badungus Kabungus can lose whatever money he has left over after the crypto pump and dump he lost the rest of his life savings on.

NFT Worlds is superior and if you weren't a poor you would know that.

 

[Josterman]

Guess who is contacted to cryptoland

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/molly-white-gorillawarfare-watchfulprotector.110004/page-4