DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

He rants about GTA Online because it is one of the biggest thing on twitch.
Of course it is the PC version with the RP server that people watch, and seems to be the most popular among the more "hardcore" players.

He bought the remaster collection and defended it so he could milk paycucks, yet he wants to sit here and shame people who enjoy GTA online?
Fucking shill faggot.

And he will never plat GTA Online or roleplay both because it takes effort and he's the guy!

Status of Phil's hair

Screenshoted today during a prestream snort

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He will start doodling his head with black marker before he gives it up.

For FO3 the only DLC I think I'd recommend is Point Lookout, the others are kind of meh.

I liked the Pitt, if noly because crawling around a post-nuclear industrial hellscape was nice

 

[Tips help me the most]

So just catching up on Phils great rants about reaction content and how lazy it is... how does he justify his eating segments? Its just him giving reactions to his meals and making grunts while saying that's good. I guess that's different though, I wouldn't know I'm not a content creator of 10+ years

 

[jason analberg]

So just catching up on Phils great rants about reaction content and how lazy it is... how does he justify his eating segments? Its just him giving reactions to his meals and making grunts while saying that's good. I guess that's different though, I wouldn't know I'm not a content creator of 10+ years

He seemed pretty excited when he was eating that middle eastern shit, stuffed grape leaves, hummus. He seems more into food then he was into Leanna or khet.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

So just catching up on Phils great rants about reaction content and how lazy it is... how does he justify his eating segments? Its just him giving reactions to his meals and making grunts while saying that's good. I guess that's different though, I wouldn't know I'm not a content creator of 10+ years

It's the faces he makes as he incessantly whales into his plate like an actual pig devours a trough....

DSP doesn't understand what meta means

Also more Pokimane rants.Timestamps:WIP

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Also Big Ups to @Forbidden Math for this video...

Phil, are you aware you are the White Man's version of the Stupid Nigger? Does anything that comes out of that hole mean anything? Is it the Gin? Is it that you're still scared of paying your debts and Mid-First will have a reach around!?

Good fucking lord man, you want Hell to rain down on Pokimane yet because you spouted the word Nigger on stream, broke the rules on bits in currency value and the clause Twitch wouldn't notice?

Of course you got banned from the partnership because they finally had reason to fuck you off! Lol damn sorry d00ds

Just had a nice Indian restaurant delivered and want to end tonight on pahsitive Khantent!

Big Ups you gais who have welcomed me with such Autism and flailing arms

 

[jason analberg]

It's the faces he makes as he incessantly whales into his plate like an actual pig devours a trough....

Probably the same face he makes when he plays gacha and drinks gin.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Today's "Prestream" "Podacst"

Credit where credit is due. I am so surprised he hasn't killed himself yet, based on his corpse cosplay. Too much greed I guess.

Phil is completely wasted, reprehensible and suffered more brain damage. He felt to emphasize that it's Tuesday. Shocking! His "wife" will get a new job schedule. So his whole schedule autism shattered.

Manager: Hello Mr. Burnell, you are speaking on behalf of your wife?
Phil: Yes, sir! You can call me Philsanigger. Ack ack ack! She, Kat, my wife, is not the smartest cup of sugar in the sauce, if you know what I mean. Ack ack ack!
Manager: So what the f... what brings you here?
Phil: Kat Burnell, my wife, told me that you are planning to change her schedule. Well, you must know that I am a kahntent creator for 13 years and since Twitch refuses to apologize for its federal crime, I have to build up memberships and engagement on my Youtube archive. You probably know me from jerking off in front of children... reminds me of Leanna... Nothing I could do! Nioh was a bitch! Thus I can't go shopping with her on my usual day off. Someone has to carry the cat food and gallons of milk, right? Can you please impromptu change it back?
Manager: Ok, please stop. I understand. She is fired.

Look at his bizarre behavior right at the beginning

shoutouts @Forbidden Math

Also, get shot you faggot:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Today's "Prestream" "Podacst"
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Credit where credit is due. I am so surprised he hasn't killed himself yet, based on his corpse cosplay. Too much greed I guess.

Phil is completely wasted, reprehensible and suffered more brain damage. He felt to emphasize that it's Tuesday. Shocking! His "wife" will get a new job schedule. So his whole schedule autism shattered.

Manager: Hello Mr. Burnell, you are speaking on behalf of your wife?
Phil: Yes, sir! You can call me Philsanigger. Ack ack ack! She, Kat, my wife, is not the smartest cup of sugar in the sauce, if you know what I mean. Ack ack ack!
Manager: So what the f... what brings you here?
Phil: Kat Burnell, my wife, told me that you are planning to change her schedule. Well, you must know that I am a kahntent creator for 13 years and since Twitch refuses to apologize for its federal crime, I have to build up memberships and engagement on my Youtube archive. You probably know me from jerking off in front of children... reminds me of Leanna... Nothing I could do! Nioh was a bitch! Thus I can't go shopping with her on my usual day off. Someone has to carry the cat food and gallons of milk, right? Can you please impromptu change it back?
Manager: Ok, please stop. I understand. She is fired.

Look at his bizarre behavior right at the beginning

shoutouts @Forbidden Math

Also, get shot you faggot:
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I would say this is implausible.

Then I remembered that Phil would automatically escalate this to a manager and demand his way. And he'd end up with the same results as he had with Machinima.

 

[Grimlock]

I can't understand how anybody find DSP gameplay fun to watch cause he cheeses every game always finding some way to exploit the gameplay cause he sucks even on normal difficulty

 

[UaineRunei]

Amen

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Has anyone started an e-card for Derich Day? If not, I can make one real quick

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Amen

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Then Derich shouts out a porn star who stretched her asshole out.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Amen

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"Alright, Gorilla Pimp, you're timed out for being an asshole"

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

may be too early to say, but all the kids/retards must have given phil all their christmas money already.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

ALERT ALERT LOW TIPS AFTER DAY OFF, PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE MONEY AFTER A DAY OFF

 

[Grimlock]

This comment after DSP started crying about lack of support killed DSP spirit LMAO

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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"Alright, Gorilla Pimp, you're timed out for being an asshole"

DSP doesn't want his step son to free himself from the shackles of his crippling coomerism. Feelsbadman.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This comment after DSP started crying about lack of support killed DSP spirit LMAO
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I wish someone would mention the detractor restreamers having the Superthanks thing already while he doesn't. That has to be eating him up.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

PHIL FORGOT TO TELL HIS DAY OFF STORY WHERE HE WENT TO GET GROCERIES AND KAT STAYED HOME TO PLAY THE WITCHER!

wow oh no D:

hes been too busy thinking about pokimane getting all those sweet $ for returning after his suspension

 

[YokuNama]

So let me get this straight... Not only does she not watch you playing because "trolls" even though you're both playing the same game, but you guys don't even play video games together? The only thing he's interested in is video games.

She's sounding like a roommate more and more everyday.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Remember when Phil hated Resident Evil 4? Well, he loves it now. Why? Because it wasn't what Resident Evil was "supposed to be." Well, he did play Resident Evil 2 (original), and FAILED epically. Any RE2 fan will pull their out and want to scream at the top of their lungs, as they watch a man with the cognitive ability of a 2 year old. Lords know I did. I digress.

A man that didn't play Resident Evil 2 when it was released in 1998? Nah. Yet, knows what Resident Evil is about, including the lore, the multiple endings, beaten and played the game multiple times to get the unlockables, etc...King of hypocrisy, everyone.

TIHYDP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCKPHjUoD2A