In his doordash rant today he confirmed an earlier piece of lore where they dump all of the food they don't eat down the garbage disposal.
he pays quarterly just like every other customer.
If my lore is correct, Leanna wanted to move to Florida. Again, every person in the NorthEast who's sick of the snow moves there, so, yeah! I digress. Phil didn't want to move somewhere where it's "always hot." and both Florida and Texas have hot summers. He chose Washington because it "wasn't too hot." during the summers and he promised Leanna that he would "get the back surgery." so he and his daughter could do things together. Remember, Leanna wanted to do things "outside of the house." and not be the shut-in Phil is now.
Gee, if he knew how PC's worked he could just improve the parts that are causing him trouble. But you'd need someone experienced in building them, like what Phil had claimed he knows how to fucking do. If he was anywhere near as competent as he claimed he could easily build one or just upgrade the current one as a temporary fix.
Part of me wants Phil to navigate Pennsylvania's insanely retarded alcohol laws. 750 milliliters of Tanqueray gin is $28, and if you want nearly two liters of it, hope you have $46. Hell, Pennsylvania has such retarded alcohol laws that it is the reason why Total Wine exists.Complaining about paying taxes "on things like liquor"
It all depends on where he's ordering from. If it's fast food I would tend to agree, but Pigroach also just straight up visits some of the major chain restaurants like Red Lobster and Bahama Breeze in person every now and then according to the leaks, and their prices are more in line with $50-70 for a 2-person meal when it's DoorDashed. So it's not much of a stretch to think that he's "fine dining" it up every other night.
The first thing that came to mind was when he first moved there he and Leanna were making fun of people for being stupid dirty liberal hipsters and how all the young people had dreads and didn’t shower. And then Leanna ended up buying a fedora and wearing it when they were on their staycation.
They're literally trailer park trash living in an otherwise-nice middle class community. I feel sorry for his neighbors.
I'd make the obvious point of what friends considering his only friend was Rambo, who he played fighting games with (and those don't use lan). This PC bs he comes out with really is just a case of trying to not look like like a retard compared to the people around him. If he could build PC's, he'd have a proper setup for streaming rather than the Frankenstein's mess of a room.
Guaranteed that cat spite pisses all over their shit.
Or on the carpet.
Powerleveling here, but I'm an outdoorsy-person who enjoys camping, hiking, kayaking, etc, and it's been my intention to move to a state like Washington eventually, because that's what it's known for. Phil picked one of most scenic states in the country to live in, just to become a hermit and never experience any of it.
