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chiobu said:
Wtf another cardiac arrest during a soccer match

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I have a sneaking suspicion that the tweet had sarcastic connotations...

Fuck I hate redditors and their cope, if you've watched soccer over the years you know this ain't normal at all.

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Yes doomfistula sounds like a real physician all right.

 
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Nique la mere de Macron said:
The problem for the French
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History demonstrates that you only have two options.

1. French Resistance.
2. French collaborators.

Choose wisely. (Easier said than done, I know, but if you're going to comply, you don't get to complain. You've made your choice and have to live with the consequences)

UVB-76 said:
I'd like to say the bideo jaymes theory is wrong. With all my heart I want it to be wrong. But deep down I feel it's probably right.
The only hole in the theory is that most millenials have been exposed to gaming in one way or another, but generations prior to mine weren't into gaming enough to have their psychology modulated by them as kids or only played candy crush and farmville when smartphones came out. They don't know what the fuck a quest is much less a NPC. Is it just higher trust in mainstream media for them?
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"CNN, the most trusted source in news" was the slogan for decades for a reason.

Boomers and Gen X swallowed the semen of the state mouth-pieces because Wolf Blitzer made them feel safe and informed on Sept. 12.

Brain Problems said:
Bonus points: I showed them hospitalization rates/ICU occupancy in Ontario on the official government website of vaccinated vs unvaccinated and was told "those numbers are wrong" and "you're reading them incorrectly". I haven't seen a moment of cognitive dissonance that explicit in a long, long time.
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Every day when you look in the mirror, bro.. You choose to live in Ontario and tell yourself you made the right choice.
 
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George Lucas said:
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Yes doomfistula sounds like a real physician all right.

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CPR isn't used as much nowadays. Instead you pump the heart until the medics arrive with the defibrillator (if you have one, just follow the directions, it's easy to understand how to use it). Remember, press HARD on the center of the chest with both hands to the beat of Stayin Alive; fitting huh?

 
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cantankerous jackalope said:
Ok, so if this is true how do we help those that are vaccinated? Everyone in my family is.

What supplements should they start taking? What kind of tests should they ask their doctors to run on them? I've been hearing D-Dimer a lot.

Can this be transmissible through sexual activity/being intimate with someone who is vaccinated?

I feel my lizard brain beginning to panic. Shit sucks.
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Just lead caplets to the base of the brain.

Remember to place them in the victory position first.

Seriously, though, likely nothing. The spike proteins die/stop working after three months. Just find a way to stop them from taking the poison injections in the future. If they haven't died yet, they won't as long as they renounce their faith and detransition from the Church of Government.
 
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cantankerous jackalope said:
Ok, so if this is true how do we help those that are vaccinated? Everyone in my family is.

What supplements should they start taking? What kind of tests should they ask their doctors to run on them? I've been hearing D-Dimer a lot.

Can this be transmissible through sexual activity/being intimate with someone who is vaccinated?

I feel my lizard brain beginning to panic. Shit sucks.
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The same treatments for Covid such as Ivermetin. The D-Dimer is for clotting issues such as the microclotting that the vaccine causes. If you have chest pain or can't exercise as much as you use too, definitely request your doctor for one (Just don't say the V word_.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Once the muzzling up falls, I wonder if the ones who don't will eventually realize "hey there's no superplague scare anymore" and follow along?
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They’re already at that point. There are a few covid cultists, but for the most part we’re in the tatamae and honne trap—everyone will publicly say that they believe Covid is a real problem, but privately (and through their own actions) admit that they don’t believe any of it.

The problem of conformity is very real here. I met a few anti-mask types at Shibuya Crossing (outside the station is a popular spot for political activity stuff), but the overwhelming majority of people will not want to be the first person to take the mask off.
 
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Conservative talk radio host Glenn Beck has fallen sick with the coronavirus—again.
This time around, the former Fox News host turned mini conservative media mogul said Wednesday afternoon, the illness has progressed into his lungs.

“I am great, Mark. I am great, Mark,” Beck told fellow conservative radio Mark Levin during his daily radio program. “Despite having COVID and seeing the destruction of our country,” he added.

“Do you have COVID right now?” Levin asked.

“Ya, I do,” Beck fired back, adding, “it’s [COVID-19] starting to go into my lungs today and a little disturbing. I’m on all the medications and treatments and everything else, so.”

“It’s all good,” Beck said while letting out a deep cough.

Former President Donald Trump’s unpaid and unofficial hype man proceeded to ask Beck if he had begun taking a monoclonal antibody cocktail, which has shown to be somewhat effective on persistent COVID-19 cases. But with the new Omicron variant, the treatment has proven largely “ineffective.”

“No, the monoclonal doesn’t seem to be working for the new strain,” Beck responded before listing off a series of drugs, including ivermectin, which he has been consuming to hit the sickness “hard.”

“I have had it for about a week,” Beck continued while coughing. “I’m not going downhill. I mean, I think I’m feeling better. It’s just getting into my lungs... you will want to avoid that,” he said about the sickness progressing into his lower respiratory tract.
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Was torn between Corona-chan main thread and Celebrities Kissed by the Coof. Flipped a quarter, so here ya go.
 
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cantankerous jackalope said:
I don't want to alarm you but there are literally 1000s of anecdotal cases of unvaccinated people developing the same complications as vaxxies. We don't know how this works yet but shedding could be a real thing. If that's true, we're all fucked unless people start treating themselves.
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Ok, now for real you need to just take the victory position.

The vaccine sheds for a maximum period of two weeks, just like the virus it actually is. Settle down. You can avoid vaccine-by-osmosis the same way you avoid viral infection; wash your hands, keep your personal bubble, and don't touch strangers.
 
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Some Badger said:
Don't forget that their entire national identity has been "not America" long before they even became an actual sovereign nation in 1931. Under any other circumstances they would have more in common culturally with Americans on account of a shared colonial identity, but somehow they've convinced themselves as a society that they have more in common with fucking England instead.

As for Quebec, that shit needs to burn. Now. In Minecraft.
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Bruh, we didn't get sovereignty until 1982.

The Westminster Statute just allowed the colonies to make their own laws rather than being forced to comply with whatever edicts the English Parliament made. But those laws still had to be approved by the ruling monarch via royal assent.
 
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I will mourn for the kids. But the weeping, wailing, mourning, and gnashing of teeth of these mindless cunts as they bury their sons will be music to my ears.
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Timely reminder that survival rates for myocarditis after five years is 20%.

Be ready, Kiwis. They'll be bringing out their dead for a long time yet.

ToroidalBoat said:
How long do you think it will be until people in Japan feel comfortable about no longer wearing face masks as an anti-coronavirus measure? Do you think it will require a government announcement that it's OK to no longer wear masks? - Japan Today
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Well, if the final Japanese soldier didn't surrender WWII until 2007, you tell me when Autism: the Country will change anything without someone telling them to.
 
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