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[Echnaton]

/x/ has been reduced to uselessness way back. Ironically enough the schizoposting esoteric threads that start on /pol/ and get shafted to /bant/ are better than the sum of that entire board

 

[Kabuki Actor]

And FUCK ME! Do I hate those fucking "nobody" threads. I'd rather read variations of the RIPPEN pasta than that crud.

Give me the rundown on Nobody-fags.

 

[Punished Magician]

Give me the rundown on Nobody-fags.

If I interpreted their nonsense right, they're basically trying to all imagine that some random dude called the "nobody" will come up and bring down the NWO or whatever (because all their collective thoughts about it will synchronize with the universe to make it real or something idk)
The threads always have some random retards going "I am the nobody AMA" "No you're not" "Yeah he's not, because I'M the nobody!"

 

[LeChampion1992]

/x/ has been reduced to uselessness way back. Ironically enough the schizoposting esoteric threads that start on /pol/ and get shafted to /bant/ are better than the sum of that entire board

/X/ hasn't been that good since the mid 2010s. Mainly because lefty pol types and jannies pushed all the good schizo threads and conspiracy theory threads and turned them into some sexual conspiracy theory instead.

Well, at least they failed to destroy /tv/View attachment 2875915

So to no one's surprise lefty pol fails on a raid because some troon can't handle the fact that right wing anons don't see them as a real woman.

 

[endangeredspecies]

can anybody please tell me in what programing languages 2 4 8 16 chans are coded in?

 

[Exist0]

Give me the rundown on Nobody-fags.

">Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.

He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will."

That's from the intro of the general. Pretty much what @TheMagician said. It's not so much the idea, but the crazies it attracts. Works as a containment thread though, so that's something.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

/X/ hasn't been that good since the mid 2010s. Mainly because lefty pol types and jannies pushed all the good schizo threads and conspiracy theory threads and turned them into some sexual conspiracy theory instead.

So to no one's surprise lefty pol fails on a raid because some troon can't handle the fact that right wing anons don't see them as a real woman.

Damn this shit is also true on /his/ and /tg/, where the tranny jannies delete anything remotely resembling fun. Feels Bad Man

 

[Popper Whiting]

Damn this shit is also true on /his/ and /tg/, where the tranny jannies delete anything remotely resembling fun. Feels Bad Man

I got a 3 day ban for posting this to a /tg/ tranny jannie for a really shit joke they made. They're claiming posting one image making fun of the Janny was spamming the board. Earlier in the thread the janny was unironically shilling funkopops, hence why I posted the image.

It is really bad on /tg/ at the moment. Every thread you can see multiple posts disappearing and the mods will talk shit but hit you with a ban if you make fun of them back. They can't 41% fast enough.

 

[Set date 1970]

its pretty scary when i realize i have been using 4chan for over 10 years now.

 

[zero-who]

Give me the rundown on Nobody-fags.

the nobody once fucked his mother and he liked it
>the nobody sees your asshole even when you sleep
the nobody makes tofu from beef
>the nobody dislikes all interpersonal actions and thinks outside world is a myth
the nobody licks his balls like a cat
>the nobody thinks atoms are made out of vapor
the nobody shaves his head twice a day, just because he knows how to do it
>the nobody didn't pass the finals so he's now working at a grocery store
the nobody once caused a fire in a swimming pool, but claimed there was too much chlorine in the water and it helped the fire to spread
>the nobody likes to think that nobody likes him. he's an emo like that
the nobody doesn't open the door for the pizza guy. the pizza guy has to put the pizza in a small box attached to the door that revolves. the money is in another box. pretty neat
>the nobody was once a normal human being but then his mother said that he would never accomplish anything and that he was over 30 now and it was already too late
the nobody seems to smell of lavender and incense.. or it might just be the lavender and incense that he sticks everywhere on him so no one can smell his foul stench of cum and shit
>the nobody doesn't read books. he carbon copies them into naruto fanfictions
the nobody breaks arms of all of his enemies that are below seven years old
>the nobody is destined to save the world once he finally kills himself
the nobody gnaws and crunches. licks and laps. this is how the nobody eats his cereal
>the nobody sees the future of all things, seen or unseen, but he cannot see his own dick
the nobody owns a car. it's a prius

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

So to no one's surprise lefty pol fails on a raid because some troon can't handle the fact that right wing anons don't see them as a real woman.

IIRC when bunkerchan was still a thing (I don't know if it's or isn't ) they tried to raid the blue boards as well and failed. The thing is now it's a mix of people trying to raid it, people pretending to raid and people following for the bait.

 

[Sugriva]

I went to /v/ today and literally half of the threads in the catalog were thinly-veiled softcore porn/coomer threads. I don't get it. Why are you coming to /v/ to jack off? 4chan has like twenty porn boards you could go to. Jesus fuck I just want a tranny-free environment to talk about videogames. Apparently that is too much to ask for.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

After all these years, I still hold a tiny mote of hope for /x/. Sifting through thousands of shite threads for a glimmer of good spooks, cryptids or what have you.

Once or twice a year Something good pops up, but is quickly derailed, deleted or slid off page 10.
And FUCK ME! Do I hate those fucking "nobody" threads. I'd rather read variations of the RIPPEN pasta than that crud.

It isn't just those fucktarded Nobody threads either, last I was there, there was an abundance of Backroom threads. Like ffs it's just a room.

There's also all those threads about asteroids hitting Earth like it's the fucking Daily Express. Like how is that even related to /x/?

 

[Tad Loaf]

I don't understand how the moderation seems to be getting more bitchy every year banning every little thing they don't like while at the same time shitpost/bad faith posts are at an all time high.

 

[Syntaxion]

Average 4chan thread these days

 

[Kabuki Actor]

@Exist0 @TheMagician
Sounds like they were trying to put creepypasta's version of the Law of Attraction to good use. Ghost Dance of the Nerds.

 

[Sneed F91]

 

[Vida]

I got a 3 day ban for posting this to a /tg/ tranny jannie for a really shit joke they made. They're claiming posting one image making fun of the Janny was spamming the board. Earlier in the thread the janny was unironically shilling funkopops, hence why I posted the image.

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It is really bad on /tg/ at the moment. Every thread you can see multiple posts disappearing and the mods will talk shit but hit you with a ban if you make fun of them back. They can't 41% fast enough.

Pretty sure /tg/ jannies also mod the board game geek forums.
I once got a 1 week ban for mocking bgg banning messages on /tg/ board game general.

 

[Gravemind]

I went to /v/ today and literally half of the threads in the catalog were thinly-veiled softcore porn/coomer threads. I don't get it. Why are you coming to /v/ to jack off? 4chan has like twenty porn boards you could go to.

Slow descent into coomerposting started back in 2012-ish. Been like this for a long while now, buddy.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Pretty sure /tg/ jannies also mod the board game geek forums.
I once got a 1 week ban for mocking bgg banning messages on /tg/ board game general.

Wouldn't surprise me. I know that a former GW sales manager who now manages a game store in Brisbane Australia is one of the prominent shill posters who actively spams yet never gets banned. I forget the guy's name but someone complained about him in a That Guy thread and he turned up, trip fagged and sperged out whilst giving out TMI, including challenging anons to turn up to the store and challenge him. The poster was complaining about how he bragged about advertising on /tg/ and was friends with the mods. Given the sperg out I suspect /tg/ mods are now a mix of actual transexuals and members of the various gaming companies.

I used to be in the hobby but it was the antics of Carnac, that one anon who has an elf rape and torture fetish (I forget his name) and the Ironfag had me lurking the board. The Ironfag in particular was hilarious to watch, at first I thought the guy was a very effective troll but as time went by it became increasingly obvious the guy was hilariously unhinged.

It was great for a while to lurk on /b/ because you had John Bettendorf/Tenda Spencer of r/hapas fame teaming up withdiscord trannies to spam blacked threads. They would lose their collective shit when that dedicated log poster started piggy backing those threads to talk about Andy Sixx. And you'd get them accusing whoever was doing it of being another hapa called Penelope.

It is a pity 4chan is becoming so pozzed. But to be honest it happens to every board/site eventually.

Edit: Elf rape guy goes by the tripcode Virtual Optim.