US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Oats12345]

I'm not skeptical of anything Putin does because I assume he's an evil Bond villain by default.

I almost admire that in him; Putin's ability to give precisely zero fucks.

Same. I know he is a evil bastard. But I have to give him credit for not caring to hide it.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Seriously? I can't even say this is a CIA glow-op since that's exactly the sort of thing a former KGB operative like Putin would implement

Yes, a reminder for everyone, but Putin used to be a glow-in-the-dark KGB vodkanigger. That is why I am especially skeptical of anything he says or does, because I trust him even less than I would the CIA because nobody knows what his motives are, unlike the CIA who just want money and power.

I disagree entirely. Everything Putin does is for 1 of 2 things. Making sure he remains in charge and Russia is in a good/better position and self governing.

I trust that way more than the C.I.A. which is definitely run by the type of tyrants C.S. Lewis warned us about.

 

[Snekposter]

Man, this sucks. The best chance in years for me to get in some high-speed low-drag Operating Operationally, and it has to happen when a doddering old fool is Commander in Chief, and the military has been pozzed harder than Charlie Sheen.

After Biden's trouncing this week, it's probably the spooks trying to save his bacon by getting us into a war.

In some ways, Biden is more the Second Coming of Dubya than he is of Carter.

The only Operating I want to do would be that of an armored vehicle. Who doesn't want to become hot and hard like steel, lovable as the clatter of iron tracks, and passionate like a cannon?

Besides, if there's anything I learned from Halo 2, its that ladies love armor plating. And I'm way past my operating prime anyways, if I ever had any.

And na, things have been heating up in Ukraine for a while now. Putin's really ramped up the rhetoric recently, unless you missed the demand that Belarus and Ukraine not enter NATO, ever. I don't think Russia has ever come out and made such a blatant declaration like that before.

I'm not skeptical of anything Putin does because I assume he's an evil Bond villain by default.

I almost admire that in him; Putin's ability to give precisely zero fucks.

Fair enough, but I'd at least like to know what he plans on using all those cards he's got hidden on him for. I'm assuming its cheating, but on which hand, and whose hands does he plan on fucking with, or is just hiding cards on him to fuck with us? Dude's inscrutable, and I can't tell if he's fucking with the West because we're making it hard for his overseas bank accounts to keep going up or if he wants to Make Russia Great Again.

I disagree entirely. Everything Putin does is for 1 of 2 things. Making sure he remains in charge and Russia is in a good/better position and self governing.

I trust that way more than the C.I.A. which is definitely run by the type of tyrants C.S. Lewis warned us about.

Bullcrap. Guarantee you he's making money hand over fist on everything. Unless you really think a former KGB agent who lived through the fall of the USSR on the wrong side of the border isn't looking out for number one.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

And it's very clear no viewer is getting any good information about candidates and policies out of the debates. They'd be better off just letting them loose on a stage for three hours.

Naah, I'd rather see them all thrown into a UFC-type cage match and may the strongest emerge victorious. That would fulfill the Idiocracy prophecy.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Bullcrap. Guarantee you he's making money hand over fist on everything. Unless you really think a former KGB agent who lived through the fall of the USSR on the wrong side of the border isn't looking out for number one.

Wish reading comprehension was taught in schools...

To your concern, read: "making sure he remains in charge"

 

[Terrifik]

burp... Back to doing nothing

Spoiler: reason

 

[Meat Target]

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This comes only a day after Dems filibustered a bill that would've sanctioned the Nord Stream 2 pipeline.

Which happened only hours after their shitfit about the filibuster.

Whoop, ninja'd.

 

[Gehenna]

I disagree entirely. Everything Putin does is for 1 of 2 things. Making sure he remains in charge and Russia is in a good/better position and self governing.

I trust that way more than the C.I.A. which is definitely run by the type of tyrants C.S. Lewis warned us about.

I have a simple test here. "If I worked for them or in their field, what would be my greatest worry?"

For Putin, it would be disappointing him. I get the feel that he does not accept failure lightly and expects much of his men. But neither do I get the feeling he is capricious. Still, I feel I could manage there.

The CIA or FBI meanwhile, I feel the biggest worry would be getting stabbed in the back by the latest rank climber.

 

[HandsomeDan]

This comes only a day after Dems filibustered a bill that would've sanctioned the Nord Stream 2 pipeline.

Which happened only hours after their shitfit about the filibuster.

Whoop, ninja'd.

I knew pipelines were still living under the shadow of Jim Crow.

 

[Snekposter]

Wish reading comprehension was taught in schools...

To your concern, read: "making sure he remains in charge"

Funny, here I thought maintaining power and trying to add some more zeroes to your bank account weren't the same thing.

 

[GuntPunt]

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Spoiler: reason

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Look at all those YES dem votes.

Warnock- Georgia- up for reelection in 2022
Cortez Masto- Nevada- up for reelection in 2022
Hassan- NH- up for reelection in 2022
Kelly -Arizona- up for reelection in 2022

They're afraid of the storm coming.

 

[CrippleThreat]

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Spoiler: reason

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Nord Stream II is destined. Biden will make it so. After all, he's the real puppet.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Funny, here I thought maintaining power and trying to add some more zeroes to your bank account weren't the same thing.

Can't stay in charge in a corrupt ecosystem without having enough zeros in the bank.

You guys realize if all Putin cared about was money he would be participating in globohomo and not being one of 3-5 countries going agaisnt it?

 

[verissimus]

Can't stay in charge in a corrupt ecosystem without having enough zeros in the bank.

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You guys realize if all Putin cared about was money he would be participating in globohomo and not being one of 3-5 countries going agaisnt it?

That's because he values power over money.

 

[deeplyhigh]

Hopefully this ruling means trucking companies can get their shit moving again. I’m tired of looking at bare shelves when I go to the supermarket.

I heard this morning the latest proposal to help with supply chain issues is to allow 18-20 year old truckers to drive routes outside of their state. Usually, they must stay in-state. Trucking companies are concerned about safety if this change goes into effect.

@Terrifik reply bug, but I work at a large Silicon Valley company that is not Big Tech. Can confirm everything in that thread. It is something to see, that is for sure.

 

[Ruin]

Can someone explain to me why a bunch of shithole third world countries in Eastern Europe with GDPs of like $500 are worth starting WWIII over?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Can someone explain to me why a bunch of shithole third world countries in Eastern Europe with GDPs of like $500 are worth starting WWIII over?

That's just how World Wars start it seems - invading an eastern european nation.

 

[Getting tard comed]

That's because he values power over money.

Same point. Putin would be on a fast track for money and power if he worked with globohomo instead of agaisnt.

Is Putin a "good guy"? Hell no. But he isn't a bond villain. The same people who told you that are the same people who told you the Wu Flu didn't come from a lab, Iraq had W.M.D.s, and biological men can be women if they want it hard enough.

The lies didn't just start in 2022 2020 2016 fill in w/e year you want.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Can someone explain to me why a bunch of shithole third world countries in Eastern Europe with GDPs of like $500 are worth starting WWIII over?

Countries with a GDP that low are really the only countries that allow you to fuck around in them and their locations mean countries that have power care what happens in them.

 

[Meat Target]

Can someone explain to me why a bunch of shithole third world countries in Eastern Europe with GDPs of like $500 are worth starting WWIII over?

Same reason the first world war was started: some inbred, overfed blue-blood faggot got murked, and other inbred, overfed, blue-blood faggots used "muh alliances" as an excuse to start a dick-measuring contest. A dick-measuring contest that cost millions of lives and fucked the course of history.