US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Has anybody here heard of Checkers?

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LaxerBRO said:
I thought they usually have some junior USSS agent go place an order at a random fast food franchise location.
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Right, but someone pointed out that a “local burger joint” probably has superior burgers, and suggested that it would have been better if Trump had gone with a local DC burger joint. I then pointed out why that would have been impossible. If a SS agent walked into a local DC burger place to pick up an order for 50 or 100 or whatever, the restaurant would know it was going to the White House, and would choose to REEESIST! That’s just the way it was back then.
 
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You want to know the biggest mistake people grilling burgers make? They use ground beef that’s way too lean. They buy 80%-20% or even 90%-10% because they think more expensive=better and that’s not always true. For a good burger off the grill, you want the 73%-27%. That’s the cheapest ground beef at the store. The reason you want that fattier ground beef is because any less fat and the patty dries out as it cooks.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Right, but someone pointed out that a “local burger joint” probably has superior burgers, and suggested that it would have been better if Trump had gone with a local DC burger joint. I then pointed out why that would have been impossible. If a SS agent walked into a local DC burger place to pick up an order for 50 or 100 or whatever, the restaurant would know it was going to the White House, and would choose to REEESIST! That’s just the way it was back then.
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Why? The SS that protect the president is a small portion of the 7,000 people that are part of the secret service.
 
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Why? The SS that protect the president is a small portion of the 7,000 people that are part of the secret service.
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Just because. That’s just how shit was back then.

Hell, the Agent placing the order would most likely have tipped off the restaurant so they could pull a protest move. This kind of shit happened constantly over the entirety of the Trump Admin. Remember Admin members getting heckled in restaurants, Dem lawmakers encouraging citizens to harass them wherever they went in DC? Local businesses denying service to Admin members? It was a different time.
 
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Meat Target said:
Only McDonald's breakfast is edible. And boy howdy, do I love it when a sausage, egg and cheese biscuit makes my arteries scream.
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Don't forget the hash-browns. So wonderfully crispy...
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Checkers is good and reasonably priced, but vanishingly rare.
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Luckily you can get Checkers french fries in the freezer aisle.
But it's not the same without the grease.
 
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