Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Tilapia eat shit and apparently aren't good for you. So you could say Tilapia are the Jack Scalfani of fish.

Except tilapia aren't cucks for a guy named Jim Traynor.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

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For a second I thought Jack had a third/fourth stroke and then remembered vegan alternatives to meat exist.

Don't smoke a fuckton of weed and try to comprehend Jack's posts. You'll lose any and all remaining brain cells, even if it's the most simple post in the world.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

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The comments under this are what get me. Nicest guy on YouTube strikes again.

Unfortunately cannot post it here at the moment but it’s worth checking out.

 

[Fatafata v2]

Tilapia eat shit and apparently aren't good for you. So you could say Tilapia are the Jack Scalfani of fish.

Doesn't 80% tilapia in America come from China? Even with fish he goes the chinesium route

 

[ZipDisk]

I do hate the "plant-based meat" labeling. I wish the beef lobby had won that one. It's a bean patty soy sandwich, NOT a meatless burger.

At the same time, didn't Jack throw a fit when he accidentally bought plant-based Mozzarella?

 

[AnOminous]

Doesn't 80% tilapia in America come from China? Even with fish he goes the chinesium route

I believe a lot comes from Southeast Asia and using appalling aquacultural practices.

I do hate the "plant-based meat" labeling.

It should be consumer fraud to call something "plant-based meat." Because it isn't meat.

 

[Scalphoney]

Seems Garrett broke up with his fiancée. Shame cos now Qali gets to flex being married again like it’s something special

 

[Sonic T]

Who the fuck are you teaching to cook, exactly? You're the same one that cooks dry pasta in olive oil. Just thinking about eating that much oil gives me the shits.

Fuck off godfag

 

[Kosher Salt]

It should be consumer fraud to call something "plant-based meat." Because it isn't meat.

Yeah, I thought that vegetarians already had the market cornered on "plant-based meat," and by vegetarians I meant cows.

Why should I trust scientists to make meat out of vegetables when cows have been doing it for thousands of years?

 

[captkrisma]

Instead of complaining, Jack could have have spent that time making a Jack on the Go featuring KFCs new plant based chicken. Something about new products, recent trends etc...but what do I know?

 

[boxybum]

Of course its tilapia. The most boring and flavorless fish known to man.

We are hating on talapia? I love it. Cheap and high in protein. You call it flavorless but when you fry it up I eat it with tartar sauce it tastes great.

 

[Super Hans]

We are hating on talapia? I love it. Cheap and high in protein. You call it flavorless but when you fry it up I eat it with tartar sauce it tastes great.

You can fry and dump a bunch of sauce on anything and make it taste okay. Shit, as much as Jack thinks veggies are for woman and fags, we got him on video enjoying cauliflower that way.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Fatty is back at Buffalo Wild Wings for JOTG. I know I sound like a broken record, but seriously, they have to be done with the diet, right? I can only imagine how much salt, fat and calories are in these dishes and you know he ate all of them. Is Tammy just done trying to reel him back into the diet and now just letting him eat himself to death? Double Intamnity back on the table?

 

[salmonellajack]

A burger and a pizza? Disgusting gluttony. I have noticed Jack actually appears to have put on a lot of weight in recent months

 

[rubytintedchix]

The comments under this are what get me. Nicest guy on YouTube strikes again.

Unfortunately cannot post it here at the moment but it’s worth checking out.

I got you! Nicest man on YouTube.

I love Elina’s response though. One of us! One of us!

 

[Adamska]

Instead of complaining, Jack could have have spent that time making a Jack on the Go featuring KFCs new plant based chicken. Something about new products, recent trends etc...but what do I know?

Fun fact: not a one of those "PlAnT bAsEd" meals are vegan due to how they're prepped. See for them to actually make it that way, they'd have to deep clean and scrub the fryers or the stovetops, and fuck that. That cuts into profit. It's actually why if you doublecheck the menu, they don't call them vegan. They stew in the animal juices.

So anyways, a friend tried them; basically has absolutely the wrong texture, as there's no stringiness or fibers in it. It's even beyond mechanical seperation. Sounds about right to me, since my experience with beyond burgers were "it's pretty close, but you can taste the soy and it makes it taste like a bad cheap microwave burger meal".

So given it tastes like the cheapest of nuggies due to that lacking texture, Jack'd probably love it if he ate them.

We are hating on talapia? I love it. Cheap and high in protein. You call it flavorless but when you fry it up I eat it with tartar sauce it tastes great.

That you had to sauce it says enough IMO; it means it can't stand on its own.

But really the big reason we're shitting on tilapia is it's the most unhealthy fish to eat. Unlike most fish, this one actually is MORE likely to give you heart problems, because the fat contents in it are more likely to cause inflammations than reduce it since it's Omega-6, not Omega-3.

Also Chinese ones are fed their own shit and often dosed with toxic waste. So... yeah.

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Fatty is back at Buffalo Wild Wings for JOTG. I know I sound like a broken record, but seriously, they have to be done with the diet, right? I can only imagine how much salt, fat and calories are in these dishes and you know he ate all of them. Is Tammy just done trying to reel him back into the diet and now just letting him eat himself to death? Double Intamnity back on the table?

Fat Jack waddles back to BWW because his food porn app reminded him of some stupid promo burger. Plus I guess he's doing the narc standard of using it as the Golden Child to shit on other places to feel power or some retarded shit given this came off the heels of tantruming over BurgerFi due to vascular dementia.

Either way, I've had a limited time burger like that once. They suck fucking dick because all you taste is grease and the bbq sauce. Jack's a retarded glutton who only cares about sucking on meat to replace his desire for cocks.

 

[Shucky Ducky]

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Fatty is back at Buffalo Wild Wings for JOTG. I know I sound like a broken record, but seriously, they have to be done with the diet, right? I can only imagine how much salt, fat and calories are in these dishes and you know he ate all of them. Is Tammy just done trying to reel him back into the diet and now just letting him eat himself to death? Double Intamnity back on the table?

Zero chance of anything resembling a diet if he's eating food like that. The flatbread may be a new item but that brisket burger has been on their menu for a while.Totally predictable that Jack would order the one burger on the menu that costs $5 more than the others and dwarfs every other burger there.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

And it has been awhile since he claimed to be only eating one bite. I never believed him for a minute but it looks like he doesn't even care enough to lie any more.

 

[captkrisma]

Oh fuck me running...Sevierville (about 7 miles north of Pigeon Forge) is set to get their own Buc-ees. Jack will absolutely go to this.

For those unfamiliar with Buc-ees, they are a Texas based gas and convenience store chain famous for being gigantic and selling all kinds of shit. You want brisket and pulled pork sandwiches? Homemade fudge? Made to order tacos/sandwiches/wraps? Specially made chocolates? Crisped puffed rice called "beaver nuggets"? Fucking camping shit like outdoor fireplace and shit for actual hunting like bows? If you can't find it at Buc-ees, you probably don't need it for a road trip.

And Seivervillle is getting the biggest one yet.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Why does he think fish is inherently salty? Because ocean? That's retarded enough on its own, but tilapia is freshwater.