DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I would argue there is more evidence she's not there than there and have pointed them out along the way. That he has to try and convince everyone that he has a wife daily is the first. That he allegedly doesn't know who could be pulling up outside his condo when she is allegedly at work - even though it could be her coming home for any reason which shouldn't be any kind of surprise - but could also be her stopping by to pick up her money for rent (he kept paying Panda's phone bill after she left) would be another.

Even if she is there, she’s “not there”. As in, she couldn’t give two shits about DSP, and is basically doing the gold digger thing. Good for her, but, when you think about it, this falls in line with typical DSP: consooming to only appear to be something he’s really not. Much like everything involving Phil, it’s all a sham.

The phrase “putting lipstick on a pig” comes to mind, though Phil doesn't cross dress.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I would argue there is more evidence she's not there than there and have pointed them out along the way. That he has to try and convince everyone that he has a wife daily is the first. That he allegedly doesn't know who could be pulling up outside his condo when she is allegedly at work - even though it could be her coming home for any reason which shouldn't be any kind of surprise - but could also be her stopping by to pick up her money for rent (he kept paying Panda's phone bill after she left) would be another.

Yeah not buying it. Absence of proof for one thing isn't proof of another thing.

Piggy is shit at lying. IF she had left and he was trying to convince us and the wheelchairs that his happily married mature adult LARP was still ongoing, he would be going way more overboard with stories about him and Khet.

At the tail end of his and Pandas relationship she was still living there, more like a room mate but still there, at least most of the time. They were still having dinner together and such.

I will give you this much even though I do not believe she has left, it is a possibility so if you turn out to be right by all means go full "I told you so" on me.

@TheGreatWhiteNorth "Phil doesn't cross dress." That we know of.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

you put money into it, you put time into it, and money into it, and you don't get anything really out of it unless you constantly keep playing and sinking more money to it. That's the truth of the matter."

Some of you may say this is Phil having no self awareness again but this actually reveals a lot about his stupidity. I'm talking about that little "unless". Wrong again, Phil. You're not getting anything out of those games even if you constantly give money and time to them. For someone who says "NFTs are dumb" you invested about as much in empty wrestler jpegs.

The phrase “putting lipstick on a pig” comes to mind, though Phil doesn't cross dress.

At least as far as the public is aware...

 

[Lando Griffin]

I actually want DSP homeless, barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen.

I want to get DSP pregnant, I wonder what he would say to that on stream?

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Gotta wonder why anyone even Phil would stay in a loveless marriage. Everyone even as someone disgusting as Phil, deserves true love.

 

[Equinox_]

Gotta wonder why anyone even Phil would stay in a loveless marriage. Everyone even as someone disgusting as Phil, deserves true love.

Because Phil is a strange man. I don’t think he cares much for the love aspect of a relationship, but what the partner can do in said relationship. Going by how many times he keeps calling Khet mom. He just wants someone that’ll feed him and clean. He probably is “happy” with the current situation if I was to wager. He gets to play his gacha game and make money doing the bare minimum with a mo- I mean Wife that’ll cook and clean for him,

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Phil talking about NFT's is like Phil talking about investing money for your future. Its just all bullshit coming out of Phil's mouth

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Gotta wonder why anyone even Phil would stay in a loveless marriage. Everyone even as someone disgusting as Phil, deserves true love.

All Dave wants is someone to clean and cook for him.
Everything else like "being soulmates" or "spending time with my family" are just things he picked up on in movies and thinks he is supposed to say as an mature adult.

I wholeheartedly believe that he doesn't actually know what real love feels like.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Gotta wonder why anyone even Phil would stay in a loveless marriage. Everyone even as someone disgusting as Phil, deserves true love.

When one doesn't have empathy (look it up Phail) for another.............

I will give you this much even though I do not believe she has left, it is a possibility so if you turn out to be right by all means go full "I told you so" on me.

Nah. People can have different opinions.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Gotta wonder why anyone even Phil would stay in a loveless marriage. Everyone even as someone disgusting as Phil, deserves true love.

Because Phil is a narcissist. Of course he has true love, he's always had it. He loves himself.

What's been evident to me early on with Phil ever since I started casually following his shenanigans and remains true to this day is that he wants the image of success and to lord this over others. To that end he has somewhat accomplished this given he lives in a gated community and has spent more money on WWE Champions than most people make in a decade of honest work. However, the issue is that Phil is basing his idea of success off other people. He has the gated community house, he has a higher end car, and the house is still filled with expensive shit both for the purposes of utility as well as purely decorative like the statues.

And beyond the gate of the community ensuring security because Phil is a paranoid little shit who hates social interaction, absolutely none of it brings Phil happiness. He hates video games, that much is clear, given how much he sucks at them and has gotten worse over time since as much as we mock the situation of the 4th place Evo finish stacking the deck largely in Phil's favor, he still had to beat SOME people to get there, a feat he couldn't possibly repeat today given his reaction times are so poor he can't beat MARIO games meant for ten year olds without help. But he rides this fake image of being a video game savant because somehow it still keeps around idiots with more money than brainpower, being one of the earliest game streamers, and it keeps him from having to work a REAL job. However, we've seen the mask come off many times - he hates the audience and if he had infinite money and insurance that he'd never be bothered by anybody (general public, thieves, etc.), he'd happily live the rest of his life in squalor conditions, in some run down piece of shit trailer in the boonies drowning himself in liquor and watching Pay Per View wrestling all the time while forking over thousands to Scopely for another image of a wrestler he already owns different versions of on that stupid 'game'.

The issue was that he kept Leanna around purely for the image of success - the successful streamer gamer would have a decent girlfriend, right? He took her for granted. And then once his complete and utter apathy for her actual well being (the hospital incident), she left him even after he proposed. This completely shattered the illusion of success in his head - normal people break up all the time but Phil sees himself as better than everybody. This perfectly normal situation of a bad relationship breaking up was beyond his ability to cope with - that's why he rushed into a relationship with Kat (despite the numerous red flags that I doubt Phil even recognized or cared about) and that led into marriage. Kat is literally a discount trophy wife for Phil by virtue of allowing him to say he actually has a significant other he tied the knot with and she isn't bottom of the barrel (like say, some deathfat ala Amberlynn). He even tolerates the cat because she wanted one. But given the kind of person Phil is, if it wasn't for the sake of the illusion of his life being just fucking dandy as hell (because we know it isn't), he absolutely would kick her out along with Jasper and live as the hermit he is. Its why he despises ever having to mention Leanna - it's a reminder of his failure of maintaining his successful image.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Gotta wonder why anyone even Phil would stay in a loveless marriage. Everyone even as someone disgusting as Phil, deserves true love.

I think Phil and Khet are perfect for each other, certainly better than Phil and Leanna. While there were a lot of reasons Leanna split, one of the big ones was she was unhappy with how little time Phil spent with her. Khet is the complete opposite. From what we can tell, she doesn't even want to waddle out of the house on the weekly grocery shopping trip. It sounds like the only time she wants to go out is when they go to a restaurant, which is also the main reason Phil likes to leave the house. The only thing keeping her from being perfect in that regard is she doesn't have Phil's weird interest with the zoo, but that's not exactly a daily occurrence for Phil. And I guess she isn't impressed with his favorite CT restaurants, but that's also fairly moot since I don't see him going back until one of his parents die. And even then, if Fallout 5 is out he might skip the funeral.

Not only are they both comfortable being hermits who survive primarily on Door Dash, but they don't want to spend any real time with one another at home. This is good for Phil because he's a paranoid coward, and given Khet isn't trying to get Phil to do more with her, it seems like she's perfectly okay staying in her office playing Skyrim. She also doesn't have to worry about room/board costs, and they both get to pat themselves on the back and pretend like they're successful adults because in their mind, being successful just means ticking off arbitrary boxes on a list. Successful people are married, doesn't matter if the relationship is miserable, they're being successful. Khet pretends she's an adult, Phil gets to call people lonely losers.

The only thing Khet doesn't really deliver on is cooking, but even that doesn't seem like a deal breaker. Phil's idea of quality food is incredibly low, I think even if Khet was a good cook, he'd still prefer trashy fast food from Doordash over a home cooked meal. Dude looks physically pained when he has to eat anything that isn't slop, and we all know how he feels about challenging puzzle food like chicken on a bone. It doesn't sound like he even bothers with TV dinners anymore and subsidies almost entirely on Doordash. Khet also doesn't clean, but let's be real, Phil doesn't care about cleanliness in his home.

It's possible there's more going on behind the scenes we're not aware of, but Phil isn't known for his ability to keep things secret. His prestreams are a perfect example that he wants to share every minor detail in his life, and the stuff he doesn't want to share is his hidden shame that we already know about because of how bad he is at lying/hiding things.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil doesn't cross dress.

maybe that will be the $200 tip goal

 

[Colloid]

Reality IS going to kick Phil right in the dick! Even a person with the deepest cognitive dissonance finally accepts the reality of the situation and changes course, however, the roach knows he's stuck and will REFUSE to change until he's FORCED to change. If I was a betting man, I give Phil 2-3 years before his body and/or mental state starts to decline to the point where professional help and/or Phil has to be declared mentally incompetent to handle his affairs. This is just the beginning of the conservatorship arc.

The days of "Another big payday is right around the corner." days are gone. If he makes it to 50, IF he makes it to 50, he's going to be broken physically and mentally. I still surmise that his parents are going to have to put him on a conservatorship and take full financial responsibility of his affairs, as he's going to be considered mentally unfit to handle his affairs, OR the state of Washington has to step in and handle everything. He's already showing signs he can't take care of himself physically - showering ONCE a week - his mental state is clearing showing signs of deterioration.

He can only hide from reality for so long. Eventually, the mask will slide off and Phil will have to give up everything he "worked" so hard for.

However, Phil will blame the Kiwifarts, his parents for not teaching him how to be a mature adult and manage money, his father for not standing up for him when he lost his job at the helicopter company, Leanna for greener pastures, John/Howard/OJ for "stabbing him in the back.", etc....

Phil, I know you're reading this and all jokes aside; get help!

Guardianship for Washington State and who qualifies: https://www.dshs.wa.gov/sites/default/files/ALTSA/stakeholders/documents/SCOA/Guardianship in Washington State.pdf

Reality already has kicked Phil in the balls multiple time over the years. He's just too stupid and cocky to take the hint and humble himself from any of it.

He could wind up on the streets streaming from a phone and he'd still be an unapologetic douche acting like he's king of the world.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

All Dave wants is someone to clean and cook for him.
Everything else like "being soulmates" or "spending time with my family" are just things he picked up on in movies and thinks he is supposed to say as an mature adult.

I wholeheartedly believe that he doesn't actually know what real love feels like.

As I said, it’s all part of his consoomer attitude. He wants to flex and show how accomplished and “mature” he is, but doesn’t want to put skin in the game. This explains why he gets so defensive about his paypigs asking about what gifts he got Kat for Christmas. Which begs the question: Does he care more about himself than Kat?

 

[LoveXbeet]

maybe that will be the $200 tip goal

Can’t wait to see how he accidentally ordered it but for cheap and he had it for years and thought it would be funny to troll the trolls by wearing a halter top and a skirt

 

[Surly Muppet]

I see last night as putting a damper on the 'Kat is gone' theory. Phil lies, but the idea that Kat hates her retail jobs, is apparently miserable, and is demoralized after losing out on opportunities to pivot to clerical work - that's all beyond his scope. He's become so removed from other people and the concept of empathy that I really don't think he could concoct that story unless he had witnessed it firsthand from Kat.

Now where this does highlight the lie is his constant claims that they're happy and content with their lives. Kat is clearly not and is open about that. Regardless of their personal state, she loathes the soul crushing retail work and is apparently urgently seeking a way out. So the problem with Phil's lies about their happiness is that he's, at best, speaking for himself alone, and likely also trying to convince Kat as well so that things can stay familiar and comfortable.

The stream last night seems to support the speculation that the likely issue is that Phil simply does not want the status quo to change. He probably controls the 'house' finances and Kat gets to spend her own money. He doesn't particularly care how she comes by that money as long as he has her as a trophy and a crutch for mom duties, and as long as he can burn a fortune on his various vices without her asking questions, he's perfectly happy to maintain a holding pattern. Kat is not, so while he listens to her frustrations, he doesn't want anything to happen outside of Kat basically moving to the same kind of job.

The path forward is that he would curb his spending in order to help her, and she would go into some kind of training so that she could get a better job and be content. This doesn't benefit Phil because he would have to give up comforts, and with their current arrangement, Kat getting more money doesn't do anything for him. Phil probably figured he has already 'nipped this in the butt', having learned from Leanna. Leanna started working and then wanted more and then left him because he refused to do anything for her. This time, he married Kat quickly, before she got restless, and now she can't leave him, so he doesn't really care if she has to keep working at Kroger.

 

[Colloid]

I see last night as putting a damper on the 'Kat is gone' theory. Phil lies, but the idea that Kat hates her retail jobs, is apparently miserable, and is demoralized after losing out on opportunities to pivot to clerical work - that's all beyond his scope. He's become so removed from other people and the concept of empathy that I really don't think he could concoct that story unless he had witnessed it firsthand from Kat.

Now where this does highlight the lie is his constant claims that they're happy and content with their lives. Kat is clearly not and is open about that. Regardless of their personal state, she loathes the soul crushing retail work and is apparently urgently seeking a way out. So the problem with Phil's lies about their happiness is that he's, at best, speaking for himself alone, and likely also trying to convince Kat as well so that things can stay familiar and comfortable.

The stream last night seems to support the speculation that the likely issue is that Phil simply does not want the status quo to change. He probably controls the 'house' finances and Kat gets to spend her own money. He doesn't particularly care how she comes by that money as long as he has her as a trophy and a crutch for mom duties, and as long as he can burn a fortune on his various vices without her asking questions, he's perfectly happy to maintain a holding pattern. Kat is not, so while he listens to her frustrations, he doesn't want anything to happen outside of Kat basically moving to the same kind of job.

The path forward is that he would curb his spending in order to help her, and she would go into some kind of training so that she could get a better job and be content. This doesn't benefit Phil because he would have to give up comforts, and with their current arrangement, Kat getting more money doesn't do anything for him. Phil probably figured he has already 'nipped this in the butt', having learned from Leanna. Leanna started working and then wanted more and then left him because he refused to do anything for her. This time, he married Kat quickly, before she got restless, and now she can't leave him, so he doesn't really care if she has to keep working at Kroger.

It's oddly reassuring to hear that she wants to actually do more with her life beyond stocking shelves. It's optimistic to think she'll ever actually take initiative to get that but I'm wishing her godspeed all the same. Phil would absolutely lose it if a second woman he got close to decided to ditch him for greener pastures and a happier life.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I see last night as putting a damper on the 'Kat is gone' theory. Phil lies, but the idea that Kat hates her retail jobs, is apparently miserable, and is demoralized after losing out on opportunities to pivot to clerical work - that's all beyond his scope. He's become so removed from other people and the concept of empathy that I really don't think he could concoct that story unless he had witnessed it firsthand from Kat.

Now where this does highlight the lie is his constant claims that they're happy and content with their lives. Kat is clearly not and is open about that. Regardless of their personal state, she loathes the soul crushing retail work and is apparently urgently seeking a way out. So the problem with Phil's lies about their happiness is that he's, at best, speaking for himself alone, and likely also trying to convince Kat as well so that things can stay familiar and comfortable.

The stream last night seems to support the speculation that the likely issue is that Phil simply does not want the status quo to change. He probably controls the 'house' finances and Kat gets to spend her own money. He doesn't particularly care how she comes by that money as long as he has her as a trophy and a crutch for mom duties, and as long as he can burn a fortune on his various vices without her asking questions, he's perfectly happy to maintain a holding pattern. Kat is not, so while he listens to her frustrations, he doesn't want anything to happen outside of Kat basically moving to the same kind of job.

The path forward is that he would curb his spending in order to help her, and she would go into some kind of training so that she could get a better job and be content. This doesn't benefit Phil because he would have to give up comforts, and with their current arrangement, Kat getting more money doesn't do anything for him. Phil probably figured he has already 'nipped this in the butt', having learned from Leanna. Leanna started working and then wanted more and then left him because he refused to do anything for her. This time, he married Kat quickly, before she got restless, and now she can't leave him, so he doesn't really care if she has to keep working at Kroger.

You're talking about a clown that just recently tried to claim he punched out someone that fired him.

 

[Disco Infernape]

Glowniggers are really shilling this "NFT" gayop hardcore.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's oddly reassuring to hear that she wants to actually do more with her life beyond stocking shelves.

Optimistic. Katherine probably wants an office job where she doesn't have to deal with people. Retail jobs are utter misery for aspies like her. Even if she's stocking shelves, you'll still have to deal with customers a bit.