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Look, @Toasty! You got yourself an apprentice! Shame she skipped the part where you told her she must relate numerological meaning to the specific court of Minor Arcana.
Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law
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Our goddess was trying to figure out why her phone was not allowing her to record more than 15 mins. of vids and she "found" a classified letter from the DEA in Portland concerning the vape pens that have been laced with fentanyl (forget the fact that this has literally been ALL over the news) and it was a message straight to her that the FBI tried to kill her in IL. Of course, she does not show that letter. Now, I have had a fucking cell phone for years and literally NEVER has a document just "shown up" on my phone.
Dumb bitch.
ETA: Added a vid saying "thank you" to the town cop and that he is a "smoke show" and he should be married and have kids. WTF?
Dumb bitch.
ETA: Added a vid saying "thank you" to the town cop and that he is a "smoke show" and he should be married and have kids. WTF?
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LOL. ..she's hilarious.
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So...a news headline appeared on her feed, and now she's concerned about all the "children at risk" in her town?
Someone who abandoned, badmouthed and disowned her own kids is suddenly concerned about everyone else's children?!
Someone who abandoned, badmouthed and disowned her own kids is suddenly concerned about everyone else's children?!
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Hey @The Oldest, what is your reaction to your mom disowning you? I don't want to be rude or anything like that. I'm just wondering.
ETA: I also hope you're doing great.
ETA: I also hope you're doing great.
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Dana's infatuation towards any man that's police or military is interesting considering she's a wreck that doesn't care about any laws or discipline.
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Next vid: All hands on deck!!! She wants ALL cops and state police in a 3 county area to........then trails off on a rant about fentanyl in the vape pens. There was a plot (belch) to kill her in IL. She needs "someone" to call IL and find out the "status" of the case. She NEEDS the vape cause it keeps her from puking and helps her eat; but...wait....did she not say not long ago that she doesn't need food cause she is not human? DD, you seriously gotta make up your mind. If you are worried about your weight you might try LESS booze and MORE food you fucking twat.
Claims the DA is communicating with her about these vape pens. Literally listening to her is so fucking taxing sometimes. I can't imagine what the fuck is in that mind.
Claims the DA is communicating with her about these vape pens. Literally listening to her is so fucking taxing sometimes. I can't imagine what the fuck is in that mind.
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Pam Swain used to do the same thing, taking random news and spam email as some encoded messages to her.
Probably some uniform fetish.
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Thanks, I was more focused on Dana fucking up the meanings in the simplest way possible, given that Dana doesn't even draw the cards correctly or according to any kind of spread. Dana already has her own confusing take on numerology where she just writes down random numbers that she sees on signs and whatever like The Count from Sesame Street but with more wine.
In which Dana decides to demonstrate all she knows about Greek mythology and the English language, as predicted this goes poorly. Dana and the recent glowie-husband fantasy seems to have evolved into Dana wanting to find the equivalent male Dana who is the resurrected form of the Greek god Dionysus, because wino. (4/10) Dana just kind of mumbles through most of it because this is well outside of her usual Babylonian bullshit.
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Fuggo sweater and purple shirt, it appears Dana has been banished from the poorly lit bedroom for the time being.
"Dionysus, came to mind today." - Dana, who has a vested interest in the cumming of the wine god
Dana tries hiding her Hard Mike out of frame, lest Dionysus see and get mad.
Dana starts fucking around with her ponytail.
Pan and Dionysus are closely related, you guiz!
Dana comes up with the genius term "vegetative gods", which is a more apt summary of her characters than I can ever hope to come up with.
Pan is now the oldest known deity. (So is Dana retconning Banana now?)
"He was half goat, half man..." - Dana "Half A Vegetable" Marie
"His father was Zeus..." (Doesn't that kind of invalidate your previous statement that he was the oldest known god then?)
(Some versions have his parents as being Zeus and a nymph. Some have Hermes as his father instead.)
Everyone made fun of Pan for being a weird fursona.
"And apparently, he didn't really appeal to the ladies, all that much..." - Dana "Goatfucker" Marie
(Like anything that possibly came from Zeus, he didn't really have trouble scoring and also had overlapping elements of a fertility god.)
Women are vain for not wanting to screw something that had goat legs.
Pan was the OG incel, or something.
Pan once again fails to score with a nymph.
Said nymph turned themselves in to a reed?
(Looking this up, the nymph was actually named Echo and was the original root for the word echo in Greek, Latin and English.)
Pan made a panflute out of the nymph.
Pan defeated the Titans, you guiz!
(Kind of, Greek religion has a lot of weird stories like that time Pan just screamed at them.)
Dana says this was the root for the term pantheon.
(Pan's original Arcadian name was Paon, meaning pasture, the original root of the prefix pan- is more generally accepted to be the Greek word πᾶς (pâs).)
Dana correctly connects Pan's name to panic. (Which literally means "pertaining to Pan", the two appear unconnected despite being identical in English.)
"Typically associated with Saturn, the goat." - Dana "Goddess Of A Trashpile" Marie
Sperging about Dionysus...
"The god of wine, and ecstasy..." - Dana, regarding her 2 favorite addictions
(I think Dana is trying to compress Pan and Dionysus into a single character?)
Zeus was kind of a homewrecking whore...
"Sex with Zeus could kill a woman, and it killed Dionysus' mother because she was human."
(It wasn't them having sex, it was Semele seeing Zeus' true form which apparently incinerated her.)
"My maiden name is synonymous with wine." - Dana "Branding" Marie
Dana flexes her maybe-daddy's surname.
"They were doin' business with Dionysus..."
Everything circles back to Bananaland.
Dionysus is interested in Banana coming back, you guiz!
"What do I know about Dionysus?" (Not much, clearly.)
Dana runs out of mythology.
(That fucking whisper talking she does when she's more out of her depth than usual makes it so hard to hear her.)
Dana starts her weird posturing and face touching.
The Celts apparently had rituals that involved wine. (But none that involved Mike's Hard Lemonade.)
"I imagine if Dionysus were to return... if he were to return, if he were to have a modern avatar..." - Dana "Avatar: The Last Cockblender" Marie
"I imagine him to be a rich dilettante, with, a knowledge of all things alcoholic..." (All the more reason he'd run screaming if wino Skeletor over here started hitting on him...)
(Is Dana trying to fuck her way back into her maybe-family?)
Dana rehashes her wishes for a rich husband who can get her wine that doesn't come in a box.
"Not just imbibing it, but providing it..." (Maybe Dana is trying to fuck the bartender at one of her pointless restaurant jobs?)
"He'd be very youthful..." - Dana "Subtlety" Marie
(I guess Dana's glow-husband fantasy didn't pan out...)
Banana really gets around...
Dana continues pointing her manhands whilst building her mary-sue husband.
"I think I'm getting really close." (To what? Liver failure?)
"Don't you agree?" (No.)
Fin.
Fuggo sweater and purple shirt, it appears Dana has been banished from the poorly lit bedroom for the time being.
"Dionysus, came to mind today." - Dana, who has a vested interest in the cumming of the wine god
Dana tries hiding her Hard Mike out of frame, lest Dionysus see and get mad.
Dana starts fucking around with her ponytail.
Pan and Dionysus are closely related, you guiz!
Dana comes up with the genius term "vegetative gods", which is a more apt summary of her characters than I can ever hope to come up with.
Pan is now the oldest known deity. (So is Dana retconning Banana now?)
"He was half goat, half man..." - Dana "Half A Vegetable" Marie
"His father was Zeus..." (Doesn't that kind of invalidate your previous statement that he was the oldest known god then?)
(Some versions have his parents as being Zeus and a nymph. Some have Hermes as his father instead.)
Everyone made fun of Pan for being a weird fursona.
"And apparently, he didn't really appeal to the ladies, all that much..." - Dana "Goatfucker" Marie
(Like anything that possibly came from Zeus, he didn't really have trouble scoring and also had overlapping elements of a fertility god.)
Women are vain for not wanting to screw something that had goat legs.
Pan was the OG incel, or something.
Pan once again fails to score with a nymph.
Said nymph turned themselves in to a reed?
(Looking this up, the nymph was actually named Echo and was the original root for the word echo in Greek, Latin and English.)
Pan made a panflute out of the nymph.
Pan defeated the Titans, you guiz!
(Kind of, Greek religion has a lot of weird stories like that time Pan just screamed at them.)
Dana says this was the root for the term pantheon.
(Pan's original Arcadian name was Paon, meaning pasture, the original root of the prefix pan- is more generally accepted to be the Greek word πᾶς (pâs).)
Dana correctly connects Pan's name to panic. (Which literally means "pertaining to Pan", the two appear unconnected despite being identical in English.)
"Typically associated with Saturn, the goat." - Dana "Goddess Of A Trashpile" Marie
Sperging about Dionysus...
"The god of wine, and ecstasy..." - Dana, regarding her 2 favorite addictions
(I think Dana is trying to compress Pan and Dionysus into a single character?)
Zeus was kind of a homewrecking whore...
"Sex with Zeus could kill a woman, and it killed Dionysus' mother because she was human."
(It wasn't them having sex, it was Semele seeing Zeus' true form which apparently incinerated her.)
"My maiden name is synonymous with wine." - Dana "Branding" Marie
Dana flexes her maybe-daddy's surname.
"They were doin' business with Dionysus..."
Everything circles back to Bananaland.
Dionysus is interested in Banana coming back, you guiz!
"What do I know about Dionysus?" (Not much, clearly.)
Dana runs out of mythology.
(That fucking whisper talking she does when she's more out of her depth than usual makes it so hard to hear her.)
Dana starts her weird posturing and face touching.
The Celts apparently had rituals that involved wine. (But none that involved Mike's Hard Lemonade.)
"I imagine if Dionysus were to return... if he were to return, if he were to have a modern avatar..." - Dana "Avatar: The Last Cockblender" Marie
"I imagine him to be a rich dilettante, with, a knowledge of all things alcoholic..." (All the more reason he'd run screaming if wino Skeletor over here started hitting on him...)
(Is Dana trying to fuck her way back into her maybe-family?)
Dana rehashes her wishes for a rich husband who can get her wine that doesn't come in a box.
"Not just imbibing it, but providing it..." (Maybe Dana is trying to fuck the bartender at one of her pointless restaurant jobs?)
"He'd be very youthful..." - Dana "Subtlety" Marie
(I guess Dana's glow-husband fantasy didn't pan out...)
Banana really gets around...
Dana continues pointing her manhands whilst building her mary-sue husband.
"I think I'm getting really close." (To what? Liver failure?)
"Don't you agree?" (No.)
Fin.
In which Dana alleges that the DEA planted a random document on her phone, which of late has been completely choked out by her nonstop ranting about literally everything. (3/10) Alarmist Dana usually doesn't make conspiracies with her own ridiculous ideas, but never skimps on the ridiculous means by which she apparently discovered them.
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Pink shirt and fuggo sweater Dana.
"I only have 13 minutes of record time." (Thank fuck for that.)
"Something is sucking up storage." (The literal fucking hour long rants you film in 720p!)
Dana fucked around with the files on her phone and somehow found an internal document from the DEA.
"This is not public information, it's somehow on my goddamned phone right now." - Dana, being dense
Supposedly this is secret information about Dana's alleged fentanyl-laced vape conspiracy.
Dana thinks some good glowie in the San Diego DEA office just gave her a random document somehow.
Dana waves hi to the FBI, who are apparently watching.
Dana has her typical mason jar full of wine. (I hope they aren't Freemasons...)
Dana threatens the bad glowies who tried to kill her with a vape pen.
(Fentanyl citrate vaporizes at 870F, vape pens on the higher end can only get to 400F and fentanyl citrate would mostly decompose before vaporizing.)
Dana totally maintains that the vape pen that was never used or tested was drugged.
Angy Dana ensues over that time she pretended she had friends in Portland.
The only reason there are drugs in Portland are because Dana once lived there and glowie needed a way to get rid of her.
"Do you know how many kids you put at risk?" (Let's check.)
(I think I found Dana's super-secret document... https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2020-09/Fentanyl Used in Vape Pens__PRB FINAL.pdf)
(Bonus points for the document having a big UNCLASSIFIED on it at the bottom, great detective work, Dumpsters.)
(Even then this only lists 1 suspected overdose death, so Dana is vastly blowing it out of proportion.)
Sheriff Dana says no to drugs in her town.
Dana still blames glowie for the bedbugs.
Dana, oddly for someone with severe paranoia, just kind of expects glowie to investigate itself.
Fin.
Pink shirt and fuggo sweater Dana.
"I only have 13 minutes of record time." (Thank fuck for that.)
"Something is sucking up storage." (The literal fucking hour long rants you film in 720p!)
Dana fucked around with the files on her phone and somehow found an internal document from the DEA.
"This is not public information, it's somehow on my goddamned phone right now." - Dana, being dense
Supposedly this is secret information about Dana's alleged fentanyl-laced vape conspiracy.
Dana thinks some good glowie in the San Diego DEA office just gave her a random document somehow.
Dana waves hi to the FBI, who are apparently watching.
Dana has her typical mason jar full of wine. (I hope they aren't Freemasons...)
Dana threatens the bad glowies who tried to kill her with a vape pen.
(Fentanyl citrate vaporizes at 870F, vape pens on the higher end can only get to 400F and fentanyl citrate would mostly decompose before vaporizing.)
Dana totally maintains that the vape pen that was never used or tested was drugged.
Angy Dana ensues over that time she pretended she had friends in Portland.
The only reason there are drugs in Portland are because Dana once lived there and glowie needed a way to get rid of her.
"Do you know how many kids you put at risk?" (Let's check.)
(I think I found Dana's super-secret document... https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2020-09/Fentanyl Used in Vape Pens__PRB FINAL.pdf)
(Bonus points for the document having a big UNCLASSIFIED on it at the bottom, great detective work, Dumpsters.)
(Even then this only lists 1 suspected overdose death, so Dana is vastly blowing it out of proportion.)
Sheriff Dana says no to drugs in her town.
Dana still blames glowie for the bedbugs.
Dana, oddly for someone with severe paranoia, just kind of expects glowie to investigate itself.
Fin.
In which Dana hits on a local cop before her phone runs out of storage completely. (4/10) Short and utterly confusing.
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Same setup as last time.
Dana somehow only has 1 minute of storage space left on her phone.
Dana likes the local cop that patrols around the school.
"Yer' a fuckin' smokeshow..."
(It means hot, but we can probably add it to the big list of words Dana doesn't understand.)
"And, if yer' not married, you should be and you should have a couple kids..." - Dana "Broken Oven" Marie
Video cuts out before Dana can offer to blow him in the playground, or whatever her traditional show of endearment is...
Fin.
Same setup as last time.
Dana somehow only has 1 minute of storage space left on her phone.
Dana likes the local cop that patrols around the school.
"Yer' a fuckin' smokeshow..."
(It means hot, but we can probably add it to the big list of words Dana doesn't understand.)
"And, if yer' not married, you should be and you should have a couple kids..." - Dana "Broken Oven" Marie
Video cuts out before Dana can offer to blow him in the playground, or whatever her traditional show of endearment is...
Fin.
In which Dana attempts to enlist the help of the DEA and FBI to create some kind of local standards for her bizarre fentanyl conspiracy theory, because God forbid Dana either get actual medical care for her undefined nausea or stop buying THC from randos in bar parking lots. (4/10) Dana is about as convincing as a Drano martini.
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Dana has her usual meth addicted squirrel look to her.
Dana wants all the cops in 3 counties plus the state cops to do a thing.
"I don't care, I want all hands on deck for this!" - Dana "All Hands On Dick" Marie
Totally not a joke, you guiz!
"This is medicine to me, I have random bouts of vomiting, that come outta' fucking nowhere." - Dana, having made the awful mistake of actually eating her own cooking
(I think this is in reference to her previous use of THC to attempt to fix her various issues, mostly because Dana really hates doctors.)
(THC usually helps with nausea, but in rare cases can make it worse. Given Dana's poor self-control, it's likely that the THC may actually make her nausea worse if she uses it to stimulate appetite.)
"It helps with my appetite" (Told you!)
(Dana, you're not on fucking chemo, you're just too insecure to see a doctor because they're going to suggest you stop living off of nothing but booze.)
"I switch over to drinking, relatively low ACV by volume cider, as opposed to 13% red wine..." - Dana "Health and Wellness" Marie
Dana would like to remind you that this is organic cider. (Brilliant, I'm sure your liver can really taste the difference there...)
Dana just randomly wants to vomit, this brings her no closer to being sympathetic to the audience sadly.
"And I need to know, that this. Which I consider to be medicine for my condition because it doesn't in- incapacitate me, in any way, shape or form..." - Dana "M.D." Marie
"I, am not, impaired!"
Dana considers her nausea to be an impairment and not the fact that she drives whilst high and severely hungover.
Dana mimes vomiting.
The THC vapes are fine because Dana doesn't get "super stoned".
Everyone totally uses these for anxiety and nausea, you guiz!
Fentanyl rage building.
(Dana, why would a manufacturer adulterate their product in such a way that likely wouldn't work and only serves to actively kill their userbase?)
Dana still insists that someone tried to kill her with a vape.
"And..." *Burp* "... for all I know, that's still, I dunno..." - Dana "InfoWars" Marie
Someone needs to call the FBI and DEA in Illinois for some reason. (Maybe Dana finally got blocked for yelling at the guy manning the phone over there.)
Dana is too lazy to actually assess the situation.
Dana's fentanyl paranoia is worse than the coof, you guiz!
(Sure is a good thing nobody poisons boxed wine, huh?)
Dana totally knows people who are worried, you guiz!
(Okay then, don't buy random semi-medicinal shit from strange men at bars then, you fucking dolt.)
Dana's size 4 pants don't fit anymore because she lost weight.
Dana needs to be a safe stoner, or something.
(Dana, I thought you were immune to poison, I remember you saying you could shotgun bleach on a stream once.)
"This is a life and death situation..."
(The only reports I've found of this being an issue were a suspected OD and a high school student, the latter not being present in a liquid form in the vape.)
Dana literally can't even.
Dana can't say efficacy correctly.
(A rational reaction to this would be to check the seals on products you buy, or see if there are alternative products that are tamper-proof.)
"Right now it's the wild west out here, you don't know what yer' gettin', and you don't really know who yer' gettin' it from." - Dana, with an oddly familiar sentiment to the rest of her life
The DEA is totally talking to Dana right now!
Dana expects small towns to regulate shit like the FDA.
Dana trips over her words talking about marijuana legalization.
The feds are just kind of slow.
"I have a vested interest, I use these pens..."
Dana seems to think fentanyl poisoning would at minimum "impair" her.
The vape-revolution is here! Or something...
"You need people with knowledge, and you need people, who, are dedicated to ensuring, safety..." - Dana "Civil Service" Marie
"And I definitely am..." (Yes, Franklinville NY, hire Dana on as your CMO.)
Rather than being focused on safety or quality standards, Dana just wants blood I guess.
Dana is still smoking ciggies. (Ya, that and the quart of wine you drink a day will do wonders for your nausea...)
Dana's phone only has 2 minutes of space left.
Dana's glowie gangbang of the DEA and FBI are totally on deck, you guiz!
Dana is pro-legalization of a thing that's already legal.
(Again, the implications of Dana just buying these from total randos are ignored.)
Stranger danger!
"Trace the source, source is the best." - Dana "Escobar" Marie
Fin.
Dana has her usual meth addicted squirrel look to her.
Dana wants all the cops in 3 counties plus the state cops to do a thing.
"I don't care, I want all hands on deck for this!" - Dana "All Hands On Dick" Marie
Totally not a joke, you guiz!
"This is medicine to me, I have random bouts of vomiting, that come outta' fucking nowhere." - Dana, having made the awful mistake of actually eating her own cooking
(I think this is in reference to her previous use of THC to attempt to fix her various issues, mostly because Dana really hates doctors.)
(THC usually helps with nausea, but in rare cases can make it worse. Given Dana's poor self-control, it's likely that the THC may actually make her nausea worse if she uses it to stimulate appetite.)
"It helps with my appetite" (Told you!)
(Dana, you're not on fucking chemo, you're just too insecure to see a doctor because they're going to suggest you stop living off of nothing but booze.)
"I switch over to drinking, relatively low ACV by volume cider, as opposed to 13% red wine..." - Dana "Health and Wellness" Marie
Dana would like to remind you that this is organic cider. (Brilliant, I'm sure your liver can really taste the difference there...)
Dana just randomly wants to vomit, this brings her no closer to being sympathetic to the audience sadly.
"And I need to know, that this. Which I consider to be medicine for my condition because it doesn't in- incapacitate me, in any way, shape or form..." - Dana "M.D." Marie
"I, am not, impaired!"
Dana considers her nausea to be an impairment and not the fact that she drives whilst high and severely hungover.
Dana mimes vomiting.
The THC vapes are fine because Dana doesn't get "super stoned".
Everyone totally uses these for anxiety and nausea, you guiz!
Fentanyl rage building.
(Dana, why would a manufacturer adulterate their product in such a way that likely wouldn't work and only serves to actively kill their userbase?)
Dana still insists that someone tried to kill her with a vape.
"And..." *Burp* "... for all I know, that's still, I dunno..." - Dana "InfoWars" Marie
Someone needs to call the FBI and DEA in Illinois for some reason. (Maybe Dana finally got blocked for yelling at the guy manning the phone over there.)
Dana is too lazy to actually assess the situation.
Dana's fentanyl paranoia is worse than the coof, you guiz!
(Sure is a good thing nobody poisons boxed wine, huh?)
Dana totally knows people who are worried, you guiz!
(Okay then, don't buy random semi-medicinal shit from strange men at bars then, you fucking dolt.)
Dana's size 4 pants don't fit anymore because she lost weight.
Dana needs to be a safe stoner, or something.
(Dana, I thought you were immune to poison, I remember you saying you could shotgun bleach on a stream once.)
"This is a life and death situation..."
(The only reports I've found of this being an issue were a suspected OD and a high school student, the latter not being present in a liquid form in the vape.)
Dana literally can't even.
Dana can't say efficacy correctly.
(A rational reaction to this would be to check the seals on products you buy, or see if there are alternative products that are tamper-proof.)
"Right now it's the wild west out here, you don't know what yer' gettin', and you don't really know who yer' gettin' it from." - Dana, with an oddly familiar sentiment to the rest of her life
The DEA is totally talking to Dana right now!
Dana expects small towns to regulate shit like the FDA.
Dana trips over her words talking about marijuana legalization.
The feds are just kind of slow.
"I have a vested interest, I use these pens..."
Dana seems to think fentanyl poisoning would at minimum "impair" her.
The vape-revolution is here! Or something...
"You need people with knowledge, and you need people, who, are dedicated to ensuring, safety..." - Dana "Civil Service" Marie
"And I definitely am..." (Yes, Franklinville NY, hire Dana on as your CMO.)
Rather than being focused on safety or quality standards, Dana just wants blood I guess.
Dana is still smoking ciggies. (Ya, that and the quart of wine you drink a day will do wonders for your nausea...)
Dana's phone only has 2 minutes of space left.
Dana's glowie gangbang of the DEA and FBI are totally on deck, you guiz!
Dana is pro-legalization of a thing that's already legal.
(Again, the implications of Dana just buying these from total randos are ignored.)
Stranger danger!
"Trace the source, source is the best." - Dana "Escobar" Marie
Fin.
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Dumb bitch still doesn't know how cell phones work. Hey dd.....in order to "free up more storage" on your phone, all you have to do is either BUY more OR delete some shit. The DEA, FBI, CIA, and all other fucking 3 letter agencies have nothing to do with your fucking cell phone you dope. Claims an inter-department memo saying "for law enforcement only" about the vape pens being laced came from San Diego....yesterday it was IL. Gotta have a better memory you dolt if you are gonna lie.
Says this morning the cards showed her there is a big bust coming and me and @Batshit and the fake Niles and the fake Joy are all part of it. This was all a plot to murder her. LOL....you ain't that important Dana. But.......let's say YOUR CARDS "reported' that to you this morning. PROVE IT. Thinks that at 7:30 AM the FBI and justice department are watching her vids. Again, Pandora is apparently sending her messages. She thinks that when Niles was arrested he "spilled the beans". Finally figured out it was not really Niles on her live feed. Not bad there, diety, it only took ya like a week.
Every card she holds up, she says "yeah". LOL....DD you have ZERO idea what those cards mean and you clearly are too stupid to think that everyone who watches your shit is too stupid to look shit like this up for themselves. Says there is a murder investigation going on and Niles "doesn't get to avoid her". More BS about Joel. DD, NO ONE WANTS YOU. Not Joel, not Niles, not Mikey.
Eating. Wait.....DD, I thought you didn't need to eat???? You are THE goddess. Deities don't need to eat. Still claims everyone is being paid to "do this to her". Dana, I would have fucking done it for FREE. Pulls another card and says victory is hers. Claims that there are several gov't agencies involved. DANA....PROVE IT. Pulling cards with your fucked up version of what it is, proves nothing. Says the fact that she calls the FBI is proof. LOL...you dizzy bitch...everyone can do that.
Says the members of KF are involved per "her cards" and now we all have to be investigated. LOL....not how the gov't works you, idiot. Literally, NO ONE is going to say "OH! Dana's interp of the cards is proof!!". LOL....moron. Still says everyone here is a woman and fat. LOL.......Bethany C is going down. She and us are guilty of attempted murder and fentanyl distribution. We are terrorists and we are all going to prison. Now,she has NOT one bit of evidence but this is what we are doing.
She thinks Niles is sitting in prison and "singing like a canary" cause she would be. Claims Niles is a wanted fugitive. Fails to see the hypocrisy in that sense she is too. She is gonna send everyone to hell. She thinks I am in sooooo much trouble. My life is over. The FBI is watching me. LOL Cool......I will wait. Says we got her kids to want her dead and now they are part of the "murder plot". She calls her kids "assholes" and says there is no help now for them. Warns us to never "fuck with her again". Honestly, that makes me want to fuck with her more.
Dana......sit down. Shut the fuck up.
Says this morning the cards showed her there is a big bust coming and me and @Batshit and the fake Niles and the fake Joy are all part of it. This was all a plot to murder her. LOL....you ain't that important Dana. But.......let's say YOUR CARDS "reported' that to you this morning. PROVE IT. Thinks that at 7:30 AM the FBI and justice department are watching her vids. Again, Pandora is apparently sending her messages. She thinks that when Niles was arrested he "spilled the beans". Finally figured out it was not really Niles on her live feed. Not bad there, diety, it only took ya like a week.
Every card she holds up, she says "yeah". LOL....DD you have ZERO idea what those cards mean and you clearly are too stupid to think that everyone who watches your shit is too stupid to look shit like this up for themselves. Says there is a murder investigation going on and Niles "doesn't get to avoid her". More BS about Joel. DD, NO ONE WANTS YOU. Not Joel, not Niles, not Mikey.
Eating. Wait.....DD, I thought you didn't need to eat???? You are THE goddess. Deities don't need to eat. Still claims everyone is being paid to "do this to her". Dana, I would have fucking done it for FREE. Pulls another card and says victory is hers. Claims that there are several gov't agencies involved. DANA....PROVE IT. Pulling cards with your fucked up version of what it is, proves nothing. Says the fact that she calls the FBI is proof. LOL...you dizzy bitch...everyone can do that.
Says the members of KF are involved per "her cards" and now we all have to be investigated. LOL....not how the gov't works you, idiot. Literally, NO ONE is going to say "OH! Dana's interp of the cards is proof!!". LOL....moron. Still says everyone here is a woman and fat. LOL.......Bethany C is going down. She and us are guilty of attempted murder and fentanyl distribution. We are terrorists and we are all going to prison. Now,she has NOT one bit of evidence but this is what we are doing.
She thinks Niles is sitting in prison and "singing like a canary" cause she would be. Claims Niles is a wanted fugitive. Fails to see the hypocrisy in that sense she is too. She is gonna send everyone to hell. She thinks I am in sooooo much trouble. My life is over. The FBI is watching me. LOL Cool......I will wait. Says we got her kids to want her dead and now they are part of the "murder plot". She calls her kids "assholes" and says there is no help now for them. Warns us to never "fuck with her again". Honestly, that makes me want to fuck with her more.
Dana......sit down. Shut the fuck up.
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Annnnnd she got pulled over again for shitty driving.
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It's really fascinating to see the progression of her delusions. The vape pen story started as a yarn she spun to Yada Yada her dui that she picked up when she had that kid in the car with her, and apparently drugs were found. The bs story she pulled directly out of her ass was that the cops did not in fact pull her out over because she was drunk, but because she had mistakenly picked up someone else's vape that looked just like hers at the bar, but was in fact laced with fentanyl, and they knew this and had to pull her over and stop her before it was too late guiz!
So this stupid convoluted cover up lie for yet another drunken episode in the pathetic drunken episode that is Dumpster's life has become head canon that the vape was planted by nefarious KF agents from Canada, or maybe Joel, who tf knows, but it's super srs and we're all going to prison.
So this stupid convoluted cover up lie for yet another drunken episode in the pathetic drunken episode that is Dumpster's life has become head canon that the vape was planted by nefarious KF agents from Canada, or maybe Joel, who tf knows, but it's super srs and we're all going to prison.
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Thought she didn't have a license.
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She must have somehow weaseled her way out of it, at .:31 seconds she says, "You pulled me over..." in the video.
SuzyCC
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LOL. She was making insane videos before KiwiFarms ever picked up on her. Sorry you haven't tried to get any better, Dana. I would hate it if my head worked like hers, seriously. Like you said, it's exhausting just listening.
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She is clearly over here reading shit again cause the first part of this vid LITERALLY is her telling us and showing us the "memo" that was on her phone cause she downloaded it and emailed it to herself. She also magically figured out how to free up some of her data on her phone tho she says she cleared her "cache" which, btw DD, is NOT something you clear on a fucking cell phone you ignorant slut.
Then starts to bitch at the DEA and how they are fucking with her weed. It's all very inconvenient for her cause, ya know she NEEDS it. Someone at the DEA needs to explain to her, the GODDESS, why this is not regulated by them to make shit easier for her. How dare the DEA make shit inconvenient for her. Now, she worries someone is gonna "slip" her a vape pen that has fentanyl. How dare the DEA allow people to just slip that to the "general pop". Kinda glad to hear her use prison terms like that since I am sure it won't be long before she will find herself in general pop for REAL.
Then starts to bitch at the DEA and how they are fucking with her weed. It's all very inconvenient for her cause, ya know she NEEDS it. Someone at the DEA needs to explain to her, the GODDESS, why this is not regulated by them to make shit easier for her. How dare the DEA make shit inconvenient for her. Now, she worries someone is gonna "slip" her a vape pen that has fentanyl. How dare the DEA allow people to just slip that to the "general pop". Kinda glad to hear her use prison terms like that since I am sure it won't be long before she will find herself in general pop for REAL.
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Some things to note:
The document is Unclassified Law Enforcement Sensitive which is "What does unclassified law enforcement sensitive mean? unclassified information of a sensitive nature, not otherwise categorized by statute or regulation"
There is a final version here, they literally publish this publicly on their website and still looking for the original.
And here is the original, it is out there and accessible, not privileged information:
The document is Unclassified Law Enforcement Sensitive which is "What does unclassified law enforcement sensitive mean? unclassified information of a sensitive nature, not otherwise categorized by statute or regulation"
There is a final version here, they literally publish this publicly on their website and still looking for the original.
And here is the original, it is out there and accessible, not privileged information:
Found the original on scribd: https://www.scribd.com/document/503207794/San-Diego-DEA-Dec-2019
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SuzyCC
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How in the hell is this nutcase important enough to assassinate? Jesus Christ, Dana. I hope you share this in your many job interviews. They're going to want to know for your waitress jobs that you're the most powerful woman in the world.
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I think we can all see what happened here. Dana was drunkenly searching for things that would back up here crazy vape story. Thought she found something juicy, downloaded it onto her phone while blackout drunk, and forgot about it. It's the Dana Occam's razor. The simplest answer is always drunk.
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