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Catto is shoving it's little cute head so Gantsu can pet It. They even miss her when she is in the crack den.
I don't understand why this bitch need a crusty old sand nigger when she has them. Poor kitties.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I don't understand why this bitch need a crusty old sand nigger when she has them. Poor kitties.
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Welcome to the recap and link index for pages 5400 to 5499 of this Sisyphean nightmare I’ve volunteered for. I don’t know how this thread moves so fast when basically nothing is going on but bravo, everyone. As always, this is an attempt to keep busy Kiwis up to date with recent guntenings and make it easier to find archives and other important posts.
This post covers the period between 28 December 2021 and 15 January 2022.
This recap is lower-effort than usual due to the intense amount of covid-sperging that occurred during the relative content drought and my complete lack of interest in reading it. The side project I worked on instead should make up for it.
Our last edition ended on a cliffhanger after Chantal spent the holiday season in an absolute froth at the mere presence of another female in her territory. Days of endless double-streaming and the death of many bunnies finally ended on the 28th, when she went live to announce Nader did not sleep with Deedee and she overreacted. She then gave away her intention to return to the traphouse ASAP while still trying to make Nader jealous with imaginary men from Dubai.
Oh no, the sugar cookie latte has gone the way of the nashie! Chantal’s latest liquid sugar source is a large pistachio latte (400 calories, 57 grams of sugar) and an extra large Pink Drink (270 calories, 48 g sugar), always ordered together. The current food obsessions are chili and quesadillas from some local pub.
@1determinedgrifter and @Grape Chia doxed an outhouse, because hi welcome to Kiwi Farms.
On 29 December, Chantal made a community post apologizing to Deedee and saying she missed Shannon. Shannon was quick to point out Chantal did not try to contact her or even unblock her, then continued to desperately cling to relevancy by going on streams with FFG. Chantal “retaliated” by bringing up that Shannon was mean to her mom when she was a teenager. In the same post, she claimed that Smee and Rasta Auntie were coming to help her clean her place. This was later proven to be a lie when some retarded faggot from Discord DMed Rasta Auntie on facebook asking if it was true.
Also on this day, Chantal ate a cat treat for superchats and dipped into the scotch she bought for her uncle, which she could barely stand sipping. (discussion | Archive)
Chantal claims someone put a voodoo curse on her. This is in addition to the several tarot-based curses BartmanHomerthe7th has put on her by the powers of Satan.
The delusion-of-the-week arrived on 31 December. She wants to start a line of fancy rolling papers and cones under the brand name “Foodie Bougie,” complete with logo art ripped from a template. She bought a metric ass-ton of weed. (archive) She then canceled her new years streams claiming she couldn’t discuss what she was doing. Meanwhile Nader streamed about a party he was preparing for and refused to address the 400-lb brapping braying elephant in the room. Thankfully Chantal was dumb enough to fall for some absolutely retarded bait someone posted about seeing cocaine lines in Nader’s kitchen and she promptly outed that she had been at the traphouse again. By 2 January, she had deleted all the Deedee bunny boil streams. Nader’s remained up because the man understands how Youtube views work. As a consolation prize she planned an award show for her paid members in total violation of YouTube TOS.
The next group of objectively awful people to be given a pat on the back and told they are okay by Chantal is pimps. Yes, pimps. Because not all of them are bad and exploit the women who work for them. They’re just entrepreneurs, really, as long as they’re not mean.
The big “news” was that Chantal fell ill with some sort of respiratory nastiness causing the thread to turn into 50 fucking pages of coof-sperging. I don’t care, you don’t care, so let’s make this brief:
The only funny thing to come out of CoofGate 2022 was that Chantal accidentally exposed she had Hepatitis B. When she checked MyChart for the covid test results she saw that the HepB test she got after Nader gave her the clap was positive, with fine print underneath indicating this could be the result of a recent vaccination against HepB. Failing to process the recent part, she assumed this meant she had been granted super-immunity from her pre-college HepB vaccine 20 years ago. Medfags and tard chatters alike were quick to point out that the “recent” means “within days” and that the only other way that test is positive is if you have or once had an active HepB infection while Chantal struggled to find ways this could be incorrect.
VIBidiot DammitDani took over the Beezer Awards when Chantal flaked without getting permission, leading to a minor chimpout.
Dear Leader sent Chantal a Christmas card and it was actually really nice.
Meanwhile on Discord, Cherish Louise Guevara-Campbell lost her fucking mind when someone used a command in a stupid text-based bot game the server installed: “pls kill CheGuevara.” Taking this as a verbal threat and bearing in mind that she is a murder victim of 13 years, Che decided to threaten to have her homeboy point his glock at Mama Gris’ head then screamed the word “gorl” for a while. Very cool, Cherish! Chantal, wary of alienating one of her few remaining loyal dogs, refused to make any sort of statement on this except “settle it yourselves.”
Chantal is trying to react to reaction channels now. This consists of her putting a stream on her TV and yelling “LIAR!” and “oh suuuuuure” for approximately one minute before tapping out because she can’t take the criticism and has nothing clever to say to refute it. Her best insult is that Charlie Gold has a mugshot, as if her not-boyfriend she is bankrupting herself for did not do an 8 month stint in jail for stabbing two people. Also worth noting Charlie’s mugshot is for being delinquent on rent while Chantal has not paid her taxes,
Chantal is still mad at Shannon for going on FFG’s stream again and is now insinuating that she is an alcoholic who drinks Palm Bays (sugary low-percentage alco-pops) before work. She’s totally not jealous that Shannon went to the Dominican Republic and is now posting photos of her human-sized body in the tropical location that they were allegedly planning to visit together. If you are unfamiliar with the lore here, Shannon and a group of other women went on a vacation to some tropical locale every year and in May 2020 Chantal was either pity-invited or invited herself along for the planned DR trip in 2021. She allegedly made some payments on it and pretended to go on a diet before coof cancelled it, much to her relief as she continued to binge and steadily gain weight and lose mobility over the weeks. Ostensibly she is angry that FFG roasted her for going to Quebec against lockdown but not Shannon for flying to the DR.
Another week, another delusion. On 7 January Chantal announced she was overhauling her tier system. She would add two higher tiers, the $10.99 Elite Enablers (later reduced to $7.99) and the $29.99 per month Unconditional Beezers. Lest you think this means for $30 she will let you participate without conditions and criticize her to your hearts content, no. She means you love her unconditionally. She was creating cozier hugboxes where only her true believers would pay to belong, where she could retreat to whenever the lesser paypigs were being too critical. She even confirmed that the top tier paypigs would be blocked just like the poorfags if they stepped out of line. Her intention was to keep Nader-related content to the top tier, so she could be as borderline as she wanted without any icky reality creeping in. She went through with this despite massive backlash against the price (people pointing out that you could get Hulu, Disney+ and Netflix for that price) and her total lack of effort over the past year.
This went as predictably awry as anything else she does. She did not know how to keep streams to just her top tier. When she figured it out, the link was leaked and she found that she could filter who youtube sent a notification to, but not who accessed it. Within minutes of the link leaking, her usual $5 trolls were all participating in the chat and she realized it was a futile effort. Shockingly, she seems to have refunded people without a fight this time. Also during this stream, someone sent a broccoli, anchovy, pineapple, and vegan cheese pizza to her house and she seemed offended that she couldn’t bring herself to eat it. (Discussion | archive)
She also elaborated again on the story of the micropenised fupa-man who is responsible for her STDs, making it somehow less believable and more pathetic. In this version she was catfished by a smelly, unwashed, obese, halitosis-riddled, dirt-cloud engulfed man who dug around in her cavern of horrors for a few seconds before she kissed his tiny wiener. Oddly, in this version he has a heavy New York accent but previous streams she has said he is an immigrant from one of the camel countries. A few days later she demonstrated how she was able to give an obese man head in her car when she can barely hoist herself into it. (discussion | archive)
During the same embarrassing tier 3 stream, Nader went live and showed off the brand new iPad Pro Chantal bought him for christmas. (discussion | archive) Recall that she bought her own family chocolates from the drug store, weed, and cheap booze, all of which she consumed herself or gave to Nader after blowing them off. Chantal initially tried to deny she even knew of such a device before admitting that yes she bought it, and estimated it cost around $2000. (discussion | archive) As our beloved janny @ADHD worded it, she “tried to put a down payment on a husband.” Nader accepted the toy but rejected the cow and held fast to his plan to move to Montreal at the end of the month.
Apropos of nothing I assure you, Chantal has decided that her promised 12 hour livestream (previously her promised 24 hour livestream) will be at the end of the month and used a photo from Montreal to announce this.
Chantal went to Adonis and was narc’d on for streaming in the store by some imbecile mukbanger/reaction channel called Foodie Beauty Reaction Channel – how creative. This person is, naturally, currently being exposed for being just as much of a filthy, gross, attention-seeking waste of carbon as Chantal. (Discussion | archive)
A few hours later Chantal went live from the traphouse to deliver the $220 worth of meat, cheese, nuts, and tropical produce (in January in Canada!) that she purchased in another last-ditch effort to keep her king. (discussion | archive) In the 10 January stream “Cooking for a sick friend,” Chantal decided to make chicken soup from scratch for her poor infirm baby, who was sleeping upstairs (and some wondered if he was even aware she had come over). This inedible concoction, allegedly his own recipe although a quick browse of his youtube will show that it is nothing like the chicken soup recipe he made a few weeks ago, contained such wonderfully melded ingredients as an entire rotisserie chicken including the carcass, a handful each of fresh mint, parsley stems, and cilantro, an unethical amount of garlic, enough chili peppers and sriracha to scald you from your mouth to your anus, noodles added too early and boiled to sludge, Maggi and broth cubes added only after the soup already cooked and she realized she had not salted it, cardamom, tomatoes, a whole uncut onion, and lime juice, all seasoned with her coughs, sneezes, and fecal bacteria from her unwashed hands. If you are still on the fence about whether Chantal is trolling or really that dumb, watch this stream. The next morning she tried to stream the clean up but abruptly cancelled it with no explanation.
This too failed to make Nader see that his life would be sunshine and rainbows if only he remained in Gatineau and put a ring on it. Chantal claimed he loved the soup and ate the entire pot, while Nader went live to say he did not eat the soup or anything else this week. She is very defensive about the soup. Nader closed the SoupSaga by saying, on his 13 January livestream, “fuck you and fuck your soup.”
Someone sent Chantal cheeseburgers sans cheese or burger.
As Nader’s move loomed in the background, Chantal delivered a classic “night beeze” at the villa slurping down an incredible amount of McDonald’s food and while trying to justify her extremely fucked up behavior over the past few months, claiming it was perfectly normal and everyone did it but she was the only one free enough to admit it. Yes, she really believes we are all like her behind closed doors. She is once again stating the relationship is over and has once again revealed that she left her CPAP – one of the only items in her possession that cannot be easily replaced – at his house to keep her foot in the door.
Yet another group of objectively awful people who deserve to have their nuts kicked into their tracheas has received the Chantal and Peetz seal of approval: it’s pedos, who don’t deserve to be on sex offender registries so that people will know their crimes until they die. According to Peetz, he is simply speaking on behalf of their victims when he says that even children who have been raped don’t believe in the sex offender registry’s utility. This is funny as we know Peetz believes anything a tranny says on Twitter and isn’t smart enough to realize that those men might have some interest in protecting adults who rape children and might lie about being victims to push an agenda.
BBJ’s vet appointment has once again been cancelled, this time because after Peetz said 10 days ago that it was scheduled for the same day as his therapy appointment, she suddenly realized it was scheduled for the same day as his therapy appointment. Peetz can’t drive and needs her to – oh no wait, his appointment is on the phone. Chantal’s excuse is that she needs Peetz for “support” because she can’t possibly carry a 9 lb elderly cat in a carrier to her car without him. During her 13 January “Reacting to FFG reacting to me” stream, Chantal let it slip that Nader is going to Montreal on 14 January and she must retrieve her CPAP early in the morning. This neatly explains why BBJs appointment was cancelled. The next morning she almost admitted this was true, claiming Nader was paying her for a ride to Montreal while claiming the vet appointment was early and she could have done both, but she needed Pee for veterinary support. (discussion | archive)
She went live at around 9 pm that night refusing to disclose her location, saying she just felt like going for a drive. While initially the suspicion was she was somewhere outside Montreal, @Stephan Kang and @giddy-up in BP chat and @egocentric_ in the thread identified that she was driving through Ottawa and headed into Gatineau, suspiciously just minutes before Quebec’s curfew went into effect at 10pm. She then abruptly ended the stream after parking at a spot @FlowerPop77 and @tzgnilki identified as being just down the street from the traphouse. (Discussion | Archive) If she is allowed to be Nader’s uber driver to Montreal, she has stated that the plan is to check into a cheap motel and sit there waiting for him to summon her again, while he hangs out with friends, cooks for (and possibly slams) Deedee, and prepares to move to a new city several hours away from her.
As of posting, she is live from the villa and chimping about Shannon and fantasizing about making Foodie Beauty-brand subscription boxes.
Hey Kate what’s that zip file?
I saw the complaints a few days ago about difficulty finding archived videos and decided to unleash my full internet autism powers. Zip file attached is a .xslx link index of every video and local archive posted to the thread between 10 June 2021 and now. Very much a WIP. I’m working through the thread backwards from the present and it is time-consuming; this unfinished version represents roughly a thousand pages I had to crawl through. It’s somewhat limited in that you can’t sort a single day in chronological order and I underutilized the notes section. I only used it if there was something I felt was very noteworthy like the “addicted to cocaine” stream or there was something I felt needed an explanation like two videos with the same title on the same day. And i tried to save time by just copy/pasting links from the URL bar not realizing that the page number would change if posts were merged and the links would break, so now i'm manually going through and replacing them with permalinks. I will upload a new copy when I'm done that horrible tedious process. But I figure for now it’s better than nothing and it also helps identify things that don’t have a local archive yet. I plan to attach the updated version to these recap posts so there will be a new version every 2-3 weeks. Silver lining of this thread moving so goddamned fast.
Our last edition ended on a cliffhanger after Chantal spent the holiday season in an absolute froth at the mere presence of another female in her territory. Days of endless double-streaming and the death of many bunnies finally ended on the 28th, when she went live to announce Nader did not sleep with Deedee and she overreacted. She then gave away her intention to return to the traphouse ASAP while still trying to make Nader jealous with imaginary men from Dubai.
Oh no, the sugar cookie latte has gone the way of the nashie! Chantal’s latest liquid sugar source is a large pistachio latte (400 calories, 57 grams of sugar) and an extra large Pink Drink (270 calories, 48 g sugar), always ordered together. The current food obsessions are chili and quesadillas from some local pub.
@1determinedgrifter and @Grape Chia doxed an outhouse, because hi welcome to Kiwi Farms.
On 29 December, Chantal made a community post apologizing to Deedee and saying she missed Shannon. Shannon was quick to point out Chantal did not try to contact her or even unblock her, then continued to desperately cling to relevancy by going on streams with FFG. Chantal “retaliated” by bringing up that Shannon was mean to her mom when she was a teenager. In the same post, she claimed that Smee and Rasta Auntie were coming to help her clean her place. This was later proven to be a lie when some retarded faggot from Discord DMed Rasta Auntie on facebook asking if it was true.
Also on this day, Chantal ate a cat treat for superchats and dipped into the scotch she bought for her uncle, which she could barely stand sipping. (discussion | Archive)
Chantal claims someone put a voodoo curse on her. This is in addition to the several tarot-based curses BartmanHomerthe7th has put on her by the powers of Satan.
The delusion-of-the-week arrived on 31 December. She wants to start a line of fancy rolling papers and cones under the brand name “Foodie Bougie,” complete with logo art ripped from a template. She bought a metric ass-ton of weed. (archive) She then canceled her new years streams claiming she couldn’t discuss what she was doing. Meanwhile Nader streamed about a party he was preparing for and refused to address the 400-lb brapping braying elephant in the room. Thankfully Chantal was dumb enough to fall for some absolutely retarded bait someone posted about seeing cocaine lines in Nader’s kitchen and she promptly outed that she had been at the traphouse again. By 2 January, she had deleted all the Deedee bunny boil streams. Nader’s remained up because the man understands how Youtube views work. As a consolation prize she planned an award show for her paid members in total violation of YouTube TOS.
The next group of objectively awful people to be given a pat on the back and told they are okay by Chantal is pimps. Yes, pimps. Because not all of them are bad and exploit the women who work for them. They’re just entrepreneurs, really, as long as they’re not mean.
The big “news” was that Chantal fell ill with some sort of respiratory nastiness causing the thread to turn into 50 fucking pages of coof-sperging. I don’t care, you don’t care, so let’s make this brief:
- she refused to get a test or stay home
- she chimped in her community tab when people called her on this
- she went to Penningtons (archive) because she didn’t feel like doing laundry and while there she touched a bunch of stuff
- SOME FUCKING TWITTER MONGOLOID using the handle Ms. Cokey called Pennington’s to tattle on her and was righteously exposed as being @Chantal’s Walker by @Delilah Radio Show.
- She used the illness as an excuse to cancel all content including the VIBeezer Awards
- She claimed to be in bed and forced to wear her CPAP to breathe even when awake
- She went to the ER when the pity train still hadn’t arrived, as per usual (and exposed that she shits herself when she coughs)
- Surprise, ERs are for emergencies and they sent her home when she was not having one
- Showed her test was negative, may have altered the screenshot.
- Nader was also sick and not producing content during this time.
VIBidiot DammitDani took over the Beezer Awards when Chantal flaked without getting permission, leading to a minor chimpout.
Dear Leader sent Chantal a Christmas card and it was actually really nice.
Meanwhile on Discord, Cherish Louise Guevara-Campbell lost her fucking mind when someone used a command in a stupid text-based bot game the server installed: “pls kill CheGuevara.” Taking this as a verbal threat and bearing in mind that she is a murder victim of 13 years, Che decided to threaten to have her homeboy point his glock at Mama Gris’ head then screamed the word “gorl” for a while. Very cool, Cherish! Chantal, wary of alienating one of her few remaining loyal dogs, refused to make any sort of statement on this except “settle it yourselves.”
Chantal is trying to react to reaction channels now. This consists of her putting a stream on her TV and yelling “LIAR!” and “oh suuuuuure” for approximately one minute before tapping out because she can’t take the criticism and has nothing clever to say to refute it. Her best insult is that Charlie Gold has a mugshot, as if her not-boyfriend she is bankrupting herself for did not do an 8 month stint in jail for stabbing two people. Also worth noting Charlie’s mugshot is for being delinquent on rent while Chantal has not paid her taxes,
Chantal is still mad at Shannon for going on FFG’s stream again and is now insinuating that she is an alcoholic who drinks Palm Bays (sugary low-percentage alco-pops) before work. She’s totally not jealous that Shannon went to the Dominican Republic and is now posting photos of her human-sized body in the tropical location that they were allegedly planning to visit together. If you are unfamiliar with the lore here, Shannon and a group of other women went on a vacation to some tropical locale every year and in May 2020 Chantal was either pity-invited or invited herself along for the planned DR trip in 2021. She allegedly made some payments on it and pretended to go on a diet before coof cancelled it, much to her relief as she continued to binge and steadily gain weight and lose mobility over the weeks. Ostensibly she is angry that FFG roasted her for going to Quebec against lockdown but not Shannon for flying to the DR.
Another week, another delusion. On 7 January Chantal announced she was overhauling her tier system. She would add two higher tiers, the $10.99 Elite Enablers (later reduced to $7.99) and the $29.99 per month Unconditional Beezers. Lest you think this means for $30 she will let you participate without conditions and criticize her to your hearts content, no. She means you love her unconditionally. She was creating cozier hugboxes where only her true believers would pay to belong, where she could retreat to whenever the lesser paypigs were being too critical. She even confirmed that the top tier paypigs would be blocked just like the poorfags if they stepped out of line. Her intention was to keep Nader-related content to the top tier, so she could be as borderline as she wanted without any icky reality creeping in. She went through with this despite massive backlash against the price (people pointing out that you could get Hulu, Disney+ and Netflix for that price) and her total lack of effort over the past year.
This went as predictably awry as anything else she does. She did not know how to keep streams to just her top tier. When she figured it out, the link was leaked and she found that she could filter who youtube sent a notification to, but not who accessed it. Within minutes of the link leaking, her usual $5 trolls were all participating in the chat and she realized it was a futile effort. Shockingly, she seems to have refunded people without a fight this time. Also during this stream, someone sent a broccoli, anchovy, pineapple, and vegan cheese pizza to her house and she seemed offended that she couldn’t bring herself to eat it. (Discussion | archive)
She also elaborated again on the story of the micropenised fupa-man who is responsible for her STDs, making it somehow less believable and more pathetic. In this version she was catfished by a smelly, unwashed, obese, halitosis-riddled, dirt-cloud engulfed man who dug around in her cavern of horrors for a few seconds before she kissed his tiny wiener. Oddly, in this version he has a heavy New York accent but previous streams she has said he is an immigrant from one of the camel countries. A few days later she demonstrated how she was able to give an obese man head in her car when she can barely hoist herself into it. (discussion | archive)
During the same embarrassing tier 3 stream, Nader went live and showed off the brand new iPad Pro Chantal bought him for christmas. (discussion | archive) Recall that she bought her own family chocolates from the drug store, weed, and cheap booze, all of which she consumed herself or gave to Nader after blowing them off. Chantal initially tried to deny she even knew of such a device before admitting that yes she bought it, and estimated it cost around $2000. (discussion | archive) As our beloved janny @ADHD worded it, she “tried to put a down payment on a husband.” Nader accepted the toy but rejected the cow and held fast to his plan to move to Montreal at the end of the month.
Apropos of nothing I assure you, Chantal has decided that her promised 12 hour livestream (previously her promised 24 hour livestream) will be at the end of the month and used a photo from Montreal to announce this.
Chantal went to Adonis and was narc’d on for streaming in the store by some imbecile mukbanger/reaction channel called Foodie Beauty Reaction Channel – how creative. This person is, naturally, currently being exposed for being just as much of a filthy, gross, attention-seeking waste of carbon as Chantal. (Discussion | archive)
A few hours later Chantal went live from the traphouse to deliver the $220 worth of meat, cheese, nuts, and tropical produce (in January in Canada!) that she purchased in another last-ditch effort to keep her king. (discussion | archive) In the 10 January stream “Cooking for a sick friend,” Chantal decided to make chicken soup from scratch for her poor infirm baby, who was sleeping upstairs (and some wondered if he was even aware she had come over). This inedible concoction, allegedly his own recipe although a quick browse of his youtube will show that it is nothing like the chicken soup recipe he made a few weeks ago, contained such wonderfully melded ingredients as an entire rotisserie chicken including the carcass, a handful each of fresh mint, parsley stems, and cilantro, an unethical amount of garlic, enough chili peppers and sriracha to scald you from your mouth to your anus, noodles added too early and boiled to sludge, Maggi and broth cubes added only after the soup already cooked and she realized she had not salted it, cardamom, tomatoes, a whole uncut onion, and lime juice, all seasoned with her coughs, sneezes, and fecal bacteria from her unwashed hands. If you are still on the fence about whether Chantal is trolling or really that dumb, watch this stream. The next morning she tried to stream the clean up but abruptly cancelled it with no explanation.
This too failed to make Nader see that his life would be sunshine and rainbows if only he remained in Gatineau and put a ring on it. Chantal claimed he loved the soup and ate the entire pot, while Nader went live to say he did not eat the soup or anything else this week. She is very defensive about the soup. Nader closed the SoupSaga by saying, on his 13 January livestream, “fuck you and fuck your soup.”
Someone sent Chantal cheeseburgers sans cheese or burger.
As Nader’s move loomed in the background, Chantal delivered a classic “night beeze” at the villa slurping down an incredible amount of McDonald’s food and while trying to justify her extremely fucked up behavior over the past few months, claiming it was perfectly normal and everyone did it but she was the only one free enough to admit it. Yes, she really believes we are all like her behind closed doors. She is once again stating the relationship is over and has once again revealed that she left her CPAP – one of the only items in her possession that cannot be easily replaced – at his house to keep her foot in the door.
Yet another group of objectively awful people who deserve to have their nuts kicked into their tracheas has received the Chantal and Peetz seal of approval: it’s pedos, who don’t deserve to be on sex offender registries so that people will know their crimes until they die. According to Peetz, he is simply speaking on behalf of their victims when he says that even children who have been raped don’t believe in the sex offender registry’s utility. This is funny as we know Peetz believes anything a tranny says on Twitter and isn’t smart enough to realize that those men might have some interest in protecting adults who rape children and might lie about being victims to push an agenda.
BBJ’s vet appointment has once again been cancelled, this time because after Peetz said 10 days ago that it was scheduled for the same day as his therapy appointment, she suddenly realized it was scheduled for the same day as his therapy appointment. Peetz can’t drive and needs her to – oh no wait, his appointment is on the phone. Chantal’s excuse is that she needs Peetz for “support” because she can’t possibly carry a 9 lb elderly cat in a carrier to her car without him. During her 13 January “Reacting to FFG reacting to me” stream, Chantal let it slip that Nader is going to Montreal on 14 January and she must retrieve her CPAP early in the morning. This neatly explains why BBJs appointment was cancelled. The next morning she almost admitted this was true, claiming Nader was paying her for a ride to Montreal while claiming the vet appointment was early and she could have done both, but she needed Pee for veterinary support. (discussion | archive)
She went live at around 9 pm that night refusing to disclose her location, saying she just felt like going for a drive. While initially the suspicion was she was somewhere outside Montreal, @Stephan Kang and @giddy-up in BP chat and @egocentric_ in the thread identified that she was driving through Ottawa and headed into Gatineau, suspiciously just minutes before Quebec’s curfew went into effect at 10pm. She then abruptly ended the stream after parking at a spot @FlowerPop77 and @tzgnilki identified as being just down the street from the traphouse. (Discussion | Archive) If she is allowed to be Nader’s uber driver to Montreal, she has stated that the plan is to check into a cheap motel and sit there waiting for him to summon her again, while he hangs out with friends, cooks for (and possibly slams) Deedee, and prepares to move to a new city several hours away from her.
As of posting, she is live from the villa and chimping about Shannon and fantasizing about making Foodie Beauty-brand subscription boxes.
Hey Kate what’s that zip file?
I saw the complaints a few days ago about difficulty finding archived videos and decided to unleash my full internet autism powers. Zip file attached is a .xslx link index of every video and local archive posted to the thread between 10 June 2021 and now. Very much a WIP. I’m working through the thread backwards from the present and it is time-consuming; this unfinished version represents roughly a thousand pages I had to crawl through. It’s somewhat limited in that you can’t sort a single day in chronological order and I underutilized the notes section. I only used it if there was something I felt was very noteworthy like the “addicted to cocaine” stream or there was something I felt needed an explanation like two videos with the same title on the same day. And i tried to save time by just copy/pasting links from the URL bar not realizing that the page number would change if posts were merged and the links would break, so now i'm manually going through and replacing them with permalinks. I will upload a new copy when I'm done that horrible tedious process. But I figure for now it’s better than nothing and it also helps identify things that don’t have a local archive yet. I plan to attach the updated version to these recap posts so there will be a new version every 2-3 weeks. Silver lining of this thread moving so goddamned fast.
This post covers the period between 28 December 2021 and 15 January 2022.
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DavieJones714
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Chinny needs a copy of that sex tape asap. Excellent OF’s content. At this point, sex with snaggletooth tut would be a welcome reprieve from the boring nose picking etc.
kebab4you
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What was this $30 subscription (box?) thing about that she just mentioned?
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I really think we need to start referring to past events as BN, before Nader, and AN, after Nader.
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Her delusion-of-the-week is she's going to make "Beezer boxes" full of merch. She doesn't have any idea how to actually accomplish this and called getting a Chinese company selling through Amazon to print a slogan on a teeshirt "DIY."
In other words: nothing. It's nothing.
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Feelinsick
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She wants to be like Trisha Paytas - throw 5€ worth of Ali Express shit into a box and charge 50€ for it.
The only difference is that Trisha can throw a couple millions at a company to do everything for her, she just needs to stick her name on the boxes.
Is Chins planning on having Peetz setting up the boxes in their filthy living room?
The only difference is that Trisha can throw a couple millions at a company to do everything for her, she just needs to stick her name on the boxes.
Is Chins planning on having Peetz setting up the boxes in their filthy living room?
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It isn't a bad idea and she would only need to purchase packing tape and postage. She already has plenty of boxes she can repurpose. If she and Peetz had the gumption (they don't) they could gather up crap from their hoard, select a fitting box from box mountain, and send it off. The boxes could contain a random selection of things her beezers would enjoy, like dirty floor underwear, empty hair powder shakers filled with fart water, unused hello-fresh, brand new flosspicks and toothbrushes, etc. If she really wanted to make it nice she could have stickers with her likeness made and throw those in too. Their apartment would slowly but surely get clean and Peetz could put on his resume that he was CEO of Beezer Boxes INC.
ETA: watching her NONTENT live and she admits to using the slimming filter and the smoothing filter. "I think I have it set to 2, or maybe 6..."
AND!!! A light dusting of grated parm.
Juicy Fart, timestamped.
ETA: watching her NONTENT live and she admits to using the slimming filter and the smoothing filter. "I think I have it set to 2, or maybe 6..."
AND!!! A light dusting of grated parm.
Juicy Fart, timestamped.
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The question really is: how much fecal matter will work its way into the contents of the box?
Answer: more than none.
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Also roaches and fruit flies
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We've all seen Nader's attempts to film himself cheffing... Often the food isn't even in frame....Does anyone really think the blind as a bat incompetent camera man could manage to film sex with his whale. He may have tried, and more than once, but I doubt the resulting video is any more watchable than his cooking videos.
Chunky Drunky Junky Monky
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chantalisfat
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So I thought the drug deals at the outhouse theory was a little farfetched, but check this out (timestamped at 9:06):
Responding to this question:
Chantal replies, "Outhouse visits? No, probably not. Probably just gonna stay in. I know it's Saturday. I don't feel like partying or anything."
That's a fucking weird thought to have if there truly aren't any outhouse dealings happening, no?
Responding to this question:
Chantal replies, "Outhouse visits? No, probably not. Probably just gonna stay in. I know it's Saturday. I don't feel like partying or anything."
That's a fucking weird thought to have if there truly aren't any outhouse dealings happening, no?
muffintop madness
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Agreed, she just attached "partying" with parking by an outhouse; essentially admitting its her coke pickup spot
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Promoting her VIB Jean in the community tab
Whizzbang Wallop
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The way she ate that disgusting mouthful before the shart was worse than the knowledge that she just soiled the poor, undeserving chair. Put your filmy tongue away, fatso.
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Thylacinee
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Recap, but the title is extremely accurate. This is some serious nontent and not worth watching even at 2x speed. To give a rough overview of the already extremely well-trodden topics (slightly out of order because she was jumping back and forward on all the same boring stuff):
- Spends a lot of time getting big mad at Shannon and FFG, as usual. Blah blah claims to be hotter than Shannon despite Shannon being the size of one of Chantal’s legs, asked if FFG merch was adidas hoodies etc
- Much rambling about merch (mostly subscription boxes this time) which will never ever happen. Confirmed by her admission that merch is work and a promise to bring merch out by the time she hits 100k. Likely she’s as aware as we are that she’ll probably never hit it
- Hair is particularly gross today
- Inadvertently admits she was at the trap last night by discussing that her CPAP mask messes up her hair, but continues to refuse to explain where Nader is or what they were doing as if anyone cares
- Claims she’s going to cook, doesn’t. Eats leftover “salad” - by which I mean she picks out the olives and cheese and bins the veggies. She couldn’t figure out how to cook the chicken she had in the fridge. Was asking how she could make a sauce. She had literally just pointed out she had fresh cream in the fridge so this was even dumber than usual. Ends up ordering chilli and dumping a veritable fucktonne of shaker cheese in it… but still adds more later. As well as cheese cubes and hot sauce. Also has the quesadilla as a standard calorie bomb addition.
- Some whinging about people calling animal control - not illegal to not take cat to the vet blah blah
- Men’s razors and “fupa glide”. If I’d realised how many times she’d say those words I’d have started counting so you could all better understand my pain
- interestingly (though I’m seriously stretching the definition of the word), she pulls antidepressants out of her bag. Not sure if this means she’s actually taking at least one of her medications, or if it’s actually further proof she isn’t since it’s kind of weird she’d still have a prescription after dodging her doctor for an unholy amount of time.
- Claims to have been out researching and finding lemon Z in various places around Ottawa and getting cat food last night. Claims to have gone home after, lel.
- Says she can’t tell the chat her plans for tomorrow but “It’s not with Nader. It’s not!”. Sure Jan.
- “Planning” what to do for the 12 hour stream.
- ”You know who had good credit? Jeffrey Dahmer, and he was eating penises. So shut it!” Uh.
- Some mention of Mont Tremblant and winter beezing accompanied by much shifty eyes. Seemed intended to bait rather than any actual hint at future plans
- Ended on more Shannon sperging, a topic on which I find her particularly insufferable, so seems appropriate she would torture me for the last five minutes with it.
1/10 shaker cheeses. Do not recommend.
Screenshots:
Baldy in motion
Pure 100% natural grease and fibres
Covering your mouth when coughing is for chumps.
DCMediaSped
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An idea she will never follow through with. The sad thing is, if Chantal wasn't so lazy, she could probably make some money off of a subscription box. She could put a stuffed Llama, a coffee cup or shirt with her face or sayings, some candy or snacks, and some other dumb things she could tie into her channel (the above mentioned items are things some of her VIB's suggested). The VIB's would all buy it, the reaction channels would all buy it to review it, and that would probably get her some sales from their audience. Twitter speds would also buy it so they could make fun of it, and some people here would probably also order one. Imagine she had even a little motivation in life.