DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Uuuuuuh NO!
Edit: Ricky is 60 btw and looks 20 years younger from Phil.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Uuuuuuh NO!

Yeah just no.

There is just so much wrong with that comparison, even more so than the Tom Selleck one. He's on a fucking roll today isn't he?

 

[Cataloons]

Phil lies, but the idea that Kat hates her retail jobs, is apparently miserable, and is demoralized after losing out on opportunities to pivot to clerical work - that's all beyond his scope.

Do you think it's possible that when DSP goes for groceries by himself, rather than being at home playing Skyrim Kat is going for job interviews/actually looking for work? I think he might be paranoid enough to not want to tell the detractors about it in fear they will show up and troll all the things.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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Uuuuuuh NO!

At this rate we're going to end up here soon enough

Uncanny.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Swagginz, it doesn't matter if you like men, but there's something far more troubling than that...

 

[Balr0g]

Phil complains he can't find the exit door, opens the map, Leon icon is literally right next to the green door icon; literally had to turn left and press button to go through. Instead... I finally get to see the death animation from when you fail to make it in time. Good job Phil.

Let's be fair Phil is the reason we see failures where we leat expect them. I have seen his alien Isolation TIHYDP and fuck me I didn't know you could actually fail in the beginning segment

 

[Kheapathic]

Let's be fair Phil is the reason we see failures where we leat expect them. I have seen his alien Isolation TIHYDP and fuck me I didn't know you could actually fail in the beginning segment

Not gonna lie, the one thing that keeps me coming back is wondering if I'll learn something new from Phil. I used to play the shit out of Resident Evil 3 way back when, out of the original 3, definitely my favorite. Then fucking Phil of all people, had to teach me that you can kill the worm boss via electrocution from the street lamp. Had a serious "I didn't know you could do that!" and it had to be from Phil.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The Pikachu hat is super comfy and he doesn't care how it makes him look.
And there is nothing wrong with a 40 year old man wearing it.
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EDIT:
@Kheapathic PC mod when?

Hey now that you mention it, he IS kind of a Marlon Brando lookalike! In a Polish, pigroachy kind of way.

Spoiler: For the uncultured

Skip to 1:35. Mobile

 

[Corpun]

this shows Phil complete lack of problem solving skills and how he has an IQ of 80,

What gets me is his constant glances to Stream chat for advice. Like seriously dude, you're playing Skyrim of all things, it is hands down one of the easiest games out there if you have two brain cells to rub together. Just tell Falkreath to fuck off and go clear a cave or something, dn't dick around for ten minutes like a retard because you just HAVE to do shit in Falkreath right now.

 

[Dona Morte]

Something tells me he CONSTANTLY fucks around with this.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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Something tells me he CONSTANTLY fucks around with this.

He probably increased the hours for Derich Day couple days ago.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Imagine being a person who doesn't know who DSP is at all period and decide to check out his stream. Your bombarded by burps and snorts, then on top of that your not even allowed to interact with the streamer at all for 24 hours, then you watch as he goes onto full rant mode for 20 minutes about "Duh Trollz" and then at the end you get to see him begging for tips if you support his content.


Quality content folks from Full Effort Phil.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Okay so since Phil mentioned Tom Selleck.
This is Tom at 40. Phil is no Tom Selleck. The last pic is Tom Selleck at 74.
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I could see phil getting a reverse mortgage.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Does anyone have that Skyrim clip without the dude talking over it?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil was stalling big time today there had to be only around an hour and a half of actually gameplay.

 

[Sven]

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Something tells me he CONSTANTLY fucks around with this.

Now this just makes you wonder, I'd love if the stat of how many people get filtered out before the 24 hour block even expires could exist.

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil was stalling big time today there had to be only around an hour and a half of actually gameplay.

Such a bitch of a man he can't even do what he wants, he has to pretend to be a fan of every popular franchise that's what makes a matoor adult.


The repeats of this show are insane he is literally just rebooting his old ideas that he didn't implement properly and proceeds to blame the viewers for his lack of any fucking effort,

Do political content you ignorant cunt see how far you get with that

 

[Grimlock]

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Something tells me he CONSTANTLY fucks around with this.

he is I made an account 2 days ago and subbed and I still can't chat on his stream so he is definitely doing something

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Part of me wonders if his stance has changed because with PC, you have to actually build your rig and understand shit which even at his peak, Phil was utterly incapable of doing.

Consoles you just pop in the disc, cartridge, or download it from the online store and you're set to go. All you have to do is buy a console and hook it up.

Phil chose good parts with the Cyberpower PC he bought, not that it was difficult or anything, but he could have fucked it up.

I think it's just because Phil had a bad experience with the 2 PCs he got and we all know how Narcissist Phil can never accept being wrong or that he needs to learn anything. Even with prebuilts, you usually have to do some tinkering, especially back in 2014.

Phil needlessly pays for 2 internet lines, and one "business" line that is pointless for him to have, because he'll avoid troubleshooting anything at all costs. He refuses to prepare a second early for his streams and lets us watch all the games and updates he downloads. He's just a lazy fuck.

 

[豚蜚蠊]

So today Phil went on this huge rant about how his fans are being doxxed and harassed and specifically that Slayer0804 was being harassed for being a DSP fan. I don't know if anyone else has been doing any gay ops but if not he's probably referring to a message that I sent to Slayer's parents a few weeks ago on a fake Facebook account.



For this I'm apparently an evil messed up in the head sociopath who says whatever he wants and doesn't have any emotion or morality because his head doesn't work right.