Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

No they don't, that number is complete bollocks. The percentage of trannies topping themselves may disputably be a bit higher than in the general population, but if corrected for the number of discontent teens that commit suicide like they did in 1980 (when they hadn't the faintest clue what dysphoria even was), you probably end up with the same.
Yeah the 41% was based on the self-reporting of a fairly small sample, most of us are aware (:optimistic:). Still makes a good meme.
 
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‘You come into my house on the day my alpacas are to be married and you ask me to do murder -- for money.’
 
YES. Wedge/Neck wedding for 2022! It'll be more autistic than LKD's wedding on a train. That one only had one clown present.
Imagine the pastor marrying them:

"I now pronounce you m- ...umm, wom- ... Married. I now pronounce you married. You may now kiss... fuck it. Each other."

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Wedge's clown nose honks as they lean in for some face sucking. Kevin as the Best Troon.
 
This one in particular gave me a laugh - Kev's tiny tube moob just chilling out surrounded by empty space in his too-big padded bra.
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The absolute size of that noggin! Looking very strongly like Kelsey Grammer's secret troon child in this one
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Edit, I've just realised that this is what his hairline really looks like when he's sleeping and unable to cover it up with his uber combover. Considering the age of this pic, it's probably a good inch further back by now.

Excellent post with the all the rare Kev's, I feel sufficiently unclean now
 
This one in particular gave me a laugh - Kev's tiny tube moob just chilling out surrounded by empty space in his too-big padded bra.
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The absolute size of that noggin! Looking very strongly like Kelsey Grammer's secret troon child in this one
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Edit, I've just realised that this is what his hairline really looks like when he's sleeping and unable to cover it up with his uber combover. Considering the age of this pic, it's probably a good inch further back by now.

Excellent post with the all the rare Kev's, I feel sufficiently unclean now
This and all the previous pictures look like if Shyamalan got back into writing movies and did a sequel to The Visit, only actually made it scary this time.

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World class finds there :achievement:

As a Gibesologist I’m happy that this will aid greatly in my next paper

Kevin Gibes and ‘Lesbian’ bed death

I am still working on my timelines but Kevin and Penny have definitely stopped having any intimate times, even innocuous “omg my gf is so cute” tweets have plummeted.

Here are my mix of reasons why this is happening;
  • Kevin hasn’t had sex with Penny since his surgery (maybe because pain, maybe because Penny doesn’t like it?)
  • Pennys dick stopped working due to HRT
  • Penny is trying to grift more and wants to be a real business and stopped his public exhibitionism?
  • They are just sick of each other
  • Penny thinks he can do better as the owner as the coolest trans only spot (according to shut ins on twitter)
From my guestimation, it’s was early mid 2019 the last time they ever directly implied sex between them.
 
do the alphabet pokemon he has up spell GAY
i need a later gen autist to translate

maybe KAT?
Unowns are from gen 2.

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It really looks like it does spell out gay though. That first letter is a fucking mystery though. I asked my friend just now and he doesn't know what that first letter is either.
 
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Just gonna repost this absolute banger from last September, as it feels particularly relevant here.
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Also, somewhat off-topic, but earlier I was doing a bit of an autistic deep-dive into the recent drama surrounding Tabletop Simulator, as it's a game that I've actually played before, and well, I'm a sucker for retarded internet dumpster fires. Anyway, on the Steam forums there's currently this thread by a furry troon REE'ing because posts about the situation keep getting yeeted due to not being relevant to the actual game.
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As I was archiving tweets made by the tranny from whom the outrage originated. I stumbled upon Carci's twitter account.
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Intrigued, I do a bit of digging through his timeline, and lo and behold. [L1, L2/A1, A2]
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Oh and here's what this faggot looks like in case you're curious. [L/A]
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Sorry for the tangent, but I found it incredibly amusing how this gay video game drama managed to circle back to our boy, and I just had to share it. Kevin really is the ultimate troon. God bless the amhole.
Ah yes Carci, he is infamously known for the following:
- accusing people who hate zoophiles as nazis
- accusing communists as fascists
- writing a 30 page document on how he's right and everyone is wrong

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old as fuck but he refuses to delete these tweets so we have the viewing pleasure of this mans unadulterated schizophrenia
 
Holy shit, is that a sincerely happy not-AGP-smirk smile??? A rare Kevin indeed! He almost looks like a presentable human being... or at least as presentable as an autistic manchild troon can manage. How does he look so much worse in just a few years? It can't all be the shitty haircut can it?
 
Holy shit, is that a sincerely happy not-AGP-smirk smile??? A rare Kevin indeed! He almost looks like a presentable human being... or at least as presentable as an autistic manchild troon can manage. How does he look so much worse in just a few years? It can't all be the shitty haircut can it?

He's had major surgery and constant worry, despite his claims, that it didn't heal as predicted. That shows off on a man's face.
 
A)How in the honest to god fuck do they have so much fucking money?!
2)How in the honest to god fuck do you own/run a ranch and have skin whiter than the driven snow?!

JFC
Honestly, I had the same question. That battlestation alone (+ all the plastic toys surrounding it) looks like it's worth a pretty penny. How many "gamers" you know go around with three fucking monitors, in addition to whatever the tower already costs?
 
Honestly, I had the same question. That battlestation alone (+ all the plastic toys surrounding it) looks like it's worth a pretty penny. How many "gamers" you know go around with three fucking monitors, in addition to whatever the tower already costs?

So according to Penny's posts on Twitter Penny bought Kevo the big expensive drawing tablet and buys him toys and stuffies. So it's not a stretch to say that Penny helped buy them monitors because Penny was working for Target for a long while so the discount on those goods would have been a lot. Also remember these are years of Kev grifts we have missed!

We need to deep dive back on his Twitter and Jen's Twitter because I'm 100% sure there's even rarer Kevins and Jens and Pennys as well as the answers we seek!

For Timeline & Analysis on why their troon orgies stopped:
  • Penny started the Tranch in 2018, this was at a different location in Colorado tho and they left this property in 2019-ish. At this time,
  • it was only Penny and Kevin then later Jen moved in. May or may not have been another harem member there.
  • Penny's other pets would be seen there as there's some old shearing pics with his dad/son/ some unidentified troons working. So this Tranch was originally a harem.
  • Thus, Kevin is keeping up the TRUE spirit of the Tranch and Penny is a sellout. Kevin wins again.
 
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