🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 11 78.6%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 3 21.4%

  • Total voters
    14
I'm guessing this is directed at Warski? Bit rich coming from self-identified trans-man Meigh:
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Cannabis compounds prevent covid" so here's a pic from 2020 of Ralph smoking tobacco like he's sucking on a dick.
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Zad to say his well fed shirt has been thoroughly overshadowed

I'm guessing this is directed at Warski? Bit rich coming from self-identified trans-man Meigh:
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:story:I guess not being the family bastard black sheep is the basement fed only scraps and shit is beta I'm Ralph's world. Why are they both so stupid? He's literally using the fact his father despised him and warkis loved warski .... as an insult to warski?
 
Shoutout to the paypig who sent me this book. I wanted a book on Memphis rap though so suck my cock and kill yourself faggot:
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"Cannabis compounds prevent covid" so here's a pic from 2020 of Ralph smoking tobacco like he's sucking on a dick.
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I'm assuming that cigar has some pot in it? Otherwise WTF would put a pic of themselves orally fixating on something that not a joint with that headline?!
 
:story:I guess not being the family bastard black sheep is the basement fed only scraps and shit is beta I'm Ralph's world. Why are they both so stupid? He's literally using the fact his father despised him and warkis loved warski .... as an insult to warski?
Papa Pires may be a failure of a father (raising Warski) but you can at least say he cares about his son. Which is too much to say about Ronnie.

Also Papa Pires is a more successful father than Mr Vickers. Cause at least Papa Pires doesn’t have fucked up BPD Thots as his daughters
 
Papa Pires may be a failure of a father (raising Warski) but you can at least say he cares about his son. Which is too much to say about Ronnie.

Also Papa Pires is a more successful father than Mr Vickers. Cause at least Papa Pires doesn’t have fucked up BPD Thots as his daughters
whats funny is ralph laughs but ronnie made him split his inheritance with a literal committed retard. which means he both values ralph that little to give him a usable inheritance and that he rightfully thought so little of ralph as to trust his own retarded brothers well being to him without a legal disclaimer that he cant just take the house for himself and leave evan sitting in his own shit.
 
whats funny is ralph laughs but ronnie made him split his inheritance with a literal committed retard. which means he both values ralph that little to give him a usable inheritance and that he rightfully thought so little of ralph as to trust his own retarded brothers well being to him without a legal disclaimer that he cant just take the house for himself and leave evan sitting in his own shit.
I don’t really think Ronnie sat down and drafted a will. It’s probably the standard one where whatever you own is split between your descendants equally.
 
Ronnie just prolapsed little ethan's asshole, warski's dad picked him up and helped him get into bed. I'm surprised Ethan isn't out here trying to flex on warski saying "At least muh daddy cared enough to fuck my ass, your daddy just gives you watches and a place to stay, you fucking loser"
 
Oh yeah, Ralph! You did so much of the work having your son. You dumped a load in a white trash trollop and huffed your way to browntown, and that was real work, you sitting on your ass while a pig bobbed on little ralph in a desperate bid to get back at daddy, as we all found out to our mutual entertainment and joy. After that, my memory gets foggy. I'm sure it was just domestic bliss as you and your impregnated sow did all the right things, went to all the right classes, went to all the right Dr.appointments, together always, because you guys were bringing new life into this world, and thats a big job for the savior of the huwite race. Right, Ralph?

Between all that exhausting work and being a massive tard on the internet, I don't know how you can ever get anything done, bro. Bravo, big guy, good on you. Must have been tough.
 
Disloyalty? Seriously Ethan? After everything Warski has been with you trough? He has been with you trough thick and thin and in all honesty trought most of your common history you have been the one who completly fucks over Andy for your own benefit. While Andy has done nothing but to smile and accept.

There is not many people you can say this about in the world but Andy would honestly be better off if he never met you. But i guess thats true for all the people in your life huh?
No paternity, no involvement in any meaningful way, no intention of fighting to see him.

I was firmly anti-warski until now because he's just scum but after this display of irredeemable retardation I hope the retarded phoenix sets this inbred fuck on fire (metaphorically).
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GO WARSKI GO! FLY FREE!
 
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