US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

As I play catch up I would like to note that China‘s economy is smaller than America’s. It just has a larger population of potential customers. It still abuses technicalities involving “Third World” nations while claiming to be first world (it may have stopped by now, but I doubt it), along with a great deal of never paying back what is loaned, stealing designs, shortchanging customers, etc., to get money. Their budget goes into bribes, it is one of the many reasons why the CCP has a budget crisis. They spend too much money on keeping corruption in other nations going instead of putting the money to work on being productive within their own. If this wasn’t true then why does their navy keep running into budget delays when it comes to building more ships?

Oh, so they're doing the retarded shit that the Soviet Union did before they fell apart. I was under the impression that their expansionism was a product of their profits from slave labor and not at the expense of China's overall economy.

 

[CapricornusRex]

This was my stance. Specifically: When someone becomes an adult they are given a free day, much like how jury duty works, where they are exempt from going to school, working, etc, and they spend this day getting a basic civics lesson. Following this lesson, they are granted a free ID, registered to vote if they want to, and signed up for the selective service.

A sort of "Right of passage/confirmation of adult" thing. Then, every 120 years... remove them from their voter rolls, and require them to get a renewal of their ID. Still free, and they can reregister on renewel.

Solves multiple issues and streamlines the process

120 years? Is that a typo, or does Wisconsin have a vampire problem we should know about?

 

[MrJokerRager]

When was the undertaker considered a villain lol?

WATCH: Trump Enters Rally To Villainous Character's Tune

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[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I think it's market testing. The media is throwing out whatever they can that isn't Trump to see what sticks.

It's just how desperate they are that these are the bizarre duos they are putting forth.

They have to be retarded to think anybody would ever want a Cheney/Clinton presidency.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I know this already has it's own thread in the forum but this needs to be seen by as many people as possible
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Last week the NYT ran a Biden-Cheney proposal, yesterday Fox News proposed Clinton-Cheney and now the Hill is trying to push Manchin-DeSantis. Is there some organized conspiracy in mainstream media to shill the worst tickets humanly imaginable? I read this headline and I felt like I got fucking flashbanged. My jaw genuinely dropped. The American people need answers and we need to know now: who the fuck is pushing this? And why?

For all the people who've told me I'm a retard for even suggesting that DeSantis is a uniparty plant/ringer, go fuck yourself kindly please.

When was the undertaker considered a villain lol?

When he debuted in 1990, and definitely when he was part of the corporate ministry. Maybe a few timse in the early 2000's when he was a biker, but I think it was kind of a grey area at that point.

I haven't watched since 2004 or 2005, but all I ever heard of since then was him being a face for sure. Definitely when his whole thing became the Wrestlemania streak I think.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

This meme video was made 6 years ago and Trump almost could have made it real by coming out in blue smoke with the theme playing.

This one has to be one of my favorites

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

@Trianon: hot damn, those tweets are spicy.
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I'd expect those kind of tweets from Bob Chipman. And yeah, it's Internet Tough Guy talk, but it's refreshing to see "fuck you, liberal assholes, you've forfeited your right be treated nicely!", instead of "wow, imagine if things were reversed" or "Dems arr da real raycists".

Are you kidding? Bob Chipman would've gone on a tirade about enslaving his enemies after weeding out the weak ones through a Bataan Death March, which would somehow give rise to a Mega City 1-style college-nation state with flying cars & interplanetary travel. That Twitter rant doesn't even begin to step into Bob Chipman territory.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

120 years? Is that a typo, or does Wisconsin have a vampire problem we should know about?

It's like how Life insurance refunds you if you live that long.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'd be okay with a civics pamphlet and test for voting registration. Sorta like how you'd prepare for drivers ed.

Whoever fails can get a permanent R for retard branded into their forehead.

 

[Kane Lives]

It always confuses me that some Americans will unironically claim that the poor cannot get a valid ID, when even the jungle tribes of my third world nation manages to get ID on their own (admittedly, with the generous help of a specially setup natives affair department). Nigger, if jungle boonies can get IDs, you can. And if you can't, then the question should be "what can we do to get you ID?". Not "what should we enable you to do without ID".

 

[pwnest injun]

That FaramirG guy is not for real. He is "trolling" you.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Oh, so they're doing the retarded shit that the Soviet Union did before they fell apart. I was under the impression that their expansionism was a product of their profits from slave labor and not at the expense of China's overall economy.

China's actually trying to push harder back into the slave labor space again. They experimented with building out a middle class, and have grown to resent the middle class intellectuals as demanding freedom and goods and such instead of just being tax pigs for the regime, and are now promoting 'real' work and a step away from their service industry. Stop making photoapp filters to put cat ears on dogs, and go get a job at a steel mill, is the general push.

That being said, their expansionist behavior is at the expense of their future economy - they're shakey right now, but a massive drain from an overdeveloped military is not a great synergy with a demographics collapse of not enough young people - which will also affect their ability to man that overdeveloped military.

Its less that the house is burning down and they're adding fuel, more that they're adding more extension cords to a chinesium power outlet - its gonna blow eventually, and they're just guaranteeing it'll blow sooner, and much bigger.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I know this already has it's own thread in the forum but this needs to be seen by as many people as possible
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Last week the NYT ran a Biden-Cheney proposal, yesterday Fox News proposed Clinton-Cheney and now the Hill is trying to push Manchin-DeSantis. Is there some organized conspiracy in mainstream media to shill the worst tickets humanly imaginable? I read this headline and I felt like I got fucking flashbanged. My jaw genuinely dropped. The American people need answers and we need to know now: who the fuck is pushing this? And why?

If the GOP is really retarded enough to consider a VP candidate because he's a democrat that blocked that one bill once, then they deserve to lose. As much credit as Machin has received lately, he's not a right leaning populist. You'd be just as bad off running a Cheney.

 

[Chamaelirium]

DeSantis needs to be president or stay governor of Florida. The LAST place he needs to be is the VP slot, the most useless position in politics. He's the best younger man we've got in America and we need him running something he is in charge of. I'd literally rather he be mayor of some big city than languishing as VP.

I'm telling the Universe what I want. Before any of this, I want all the doomposters and corny blackpill motherfuckers to lose their internet connection until they learn how to stop running their mouth and learn how to control their constant negativity. Kyle Rittenhouse is a free man. The bigger vax mandate was shut down. Learn to shut up and stop trying to destroy our morale. Praise @Null for taking away the rainbow rating in this forum so you all don't abuse that anytime someone posts anything hopeful.

FIRST I want Trump-Whoever for four years. During his glorious second term, I want Trump to forgive a little bit of student loan debt. Something to really rub in their faces how he is better than Joe at Joe's own promises. I want YouTube to unban Varg Vikernes.

Then after the god-emperor retires to Mara-Lago in a blaze of glory I want 8 years of DeSantis after Trump's second term finishes.

I want an explosion of non-denominational right-flavored populist nationalism taking over this country. I want manufacturing back.

And I want 100,000 of the worst diversity-equity-inclusion-left coast- journalist- email job grifters out of work, living in a tent cities, sucking dicks to buy a smidgen of fentanyl, and coping/seething/dilating. And the rest of them reduced to working jobs as janitors and car wash laborers.

Make America Great Again!

 

[derpherp2]

That FaramirG guy is not for real. He is "trolling" you.

We know.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

It always confuses me that some Americans will unironically claim that the poor cannot get a valid ID, when even the jungle tribes of my third world nation manages to get ID on their own (admittedly, with the generous help of a specially setup natives affair department). Nigger, if jungle boonies can get IDs, you can. And if you can't, then the question should be "what can we do to get you ID?". Not "what should we enable you to do without ID".

The gypsies of my shit hole have an id. Even though you can easily skirt through life in there without one . They all have it for gibs me day and cashing in on voting.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

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We know.

Also proof Denethor was right to make fun of Faramir.

 

[babadook]

Black women have made it clear to young black men that they will NOT date non-felons.

Here is the most famous video going around right now. Yes, there is editing, but these are college-going young women just flatly stating that they will not date college-going black men because they have no money and they want the fast money niggas. Even the ones with good careers they will not date because "they can only take you out on the weekends." They don't want lame-ass corny Carlton until they are in their late-30s with multiple baby daddies, then Carlton is expected to "be a real man" and raise her children but he still doesn't get children of his own. This is the black version of Idiocracy: the actual educated hard-working black men get no children but Pookie and Ray Ray do. Even worse, even in Idiocracy the educated weren't expected to raise Pookie's kids, but black women expect them to while openly also saying that they don't care about cooperating and want their own careers. They'll keep Carlton around JUST long enough to take him to court and collect child support and alimony from him. Yes, child support for children that aren't his biology because he stepped up like an idiot.

"Miss Independent" himself Ne-Yo got cheated on by his girlfriend at the time and a paternity test determined he WASN'T the father. Ne-Yo, like a simp, decided to "step up" and be a father any way, and then like a year or so later the woman left him, never let him see the kid again, AND got child support because LOL California.

These are our women right now. Then they wonder why black men with any means decide to marry Becky and Sofia.

You can't be a fly nigga if you raise your hand

 

[Corette]

You don't replace them outright, rather the Old Guard picks their successors and begins training them in everything they know before retiring of their own volition. Ideally, this is done individually, but can theoretically be done as a single unified push.

Its a shift of focus from doing that passively and ruling to instead focusing on just that.

Isn't it now too late Pelosi and other Old Ones to be doing that?
They could've tried it back in 17-18, but decided to ramp up crazy instead. And rest is herstory.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

Oh, the druids fully want people to return to monke and revel in the ensuing famines that would result.

Can we not insult fictional nature mages by calling them druids? Fantasy games and novels would thank you.