Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

They have a public services card that I believe is required for anything welfare/revenue/healthcare related? It's widely accepted as an official ID also. If he avails of any of those services, he must have one. As such the passport has got to be for something else.
 
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They have a public services card that I believe is required for anything welfare/revenue/healthcare related? It's widely accepted as an official ID also. If he avails of any of those services, he must have one. As such the passport has got to be for something else.
Certain aspects of the PSC were found to be illegal and the government was served with an enforcement order that says they have to offer other options for verifying your identity. I've never heard of it being accepted as ID anywhere other than government services, most places you'd have less hassle just bringing a passport.
 
They have a public services card that I believe is required for anything welfare/revenue/healthcare related? It's widely accepted as an official ID also. If he avails of any of those services, he must have one. As such the passport has got to be for something else.
Yes, we have PPS cards. But most people here have a passport just to have it. Everyone I know has a passport, including lads in their 80s who have never been further than 10 miles from their home. It's just the way things are here. Maybe it's a cultural thing, I don't know.
 
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I don’t know anyone in Ireland or the UK who doesn’t have a passport. When so many other countries are within such a short flight of home, going abroad is extremely basic and everyone does it. Budget airlines mean you can go for a weekend break in Paris or wherever for mere pennies. You’ll still pay the full, exorbitant taxes even if the fare is literally less than one euro. (I once got return flights between London and Copenhagen for 69p, taxes were around £100.) Even Egypt is only a 5.5 hour flight from that part of the world.
 
"Graeme says he likes: RPG games (Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts), "the odd horror games" (Silent Hill, Resident Evil), first person shooter games (Call of Duty), simulation games (The Sims), "the odd soccer games like FIFA and any knock-off soccer games", "the odd wrestling games like WWE games and all the knock-off games as well", "the Pokemon series"/"the Animal Crossing series" (games where you "get to move around and explore"), "The Last of Us"/"Life is Strange" (and "any games that give you a choice"), rollercoaster/theme park games, "the old Simpsons games", "the odd girly games like where you play as Barbie and that", horseracing games (G1 Jockey), racing/car games, "any game that has a good story in it... like uhhh.. Watch Dogs for example", Grand Theft Auto ("even Grand Theft Auto 5, but I've grown tired of it cause it's the same story coming out on different consoles over and over again"), "the odd sporting games... soccer games, rugby games, even American football games like Madden", "the odd quiz games" (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Family Fortune), and action/adventure. His most favorite game, apparently, is Final Fantasy X ("even though I never completed it"); the "most famous car game" he played is Colin McRae Rally on the PS1; the "other game he used to enjoy on the PS1" is Tomb Raider and "even Spyro"; "all the Silent Hill games" (even with his fear of moths?); "all the Metal Gear Solid games"; "Driver 1, Driver 2, Driver 3"; "even Action Man"; he then abruptly ends."
So his favourite game is basically any game from any genre ever? Very insightful as per usual Graeme.
 
@KawaiiFarms :feels: feels, man. I don't like to think about how much you had to look at those images, just to put the red censor boxes over them. That stupid asshole still wonders why people call him a pervert, too.

"there used to be mice running around my room"

They left because the stink and the filth got to be too much for them.
 
@KawaiiFarms :feels: feels, man. I don't like to think about how much you had to look at those images, just to put the red censor boxes over them. That stupid asshole still wonders why people call him a pervert, too.

I have to second this. I had to stop halfway through the image dump and that's with blessed censorship.

@KawaiiFarms you deserve a medal and at least 12 pints for that.
 
If you ever wondered how Graeme maintains his girlish figure, ponder no more:

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Graeme really has no idea how connecting with other humans actually works. He thinks “I have no idea who you are, we’ve never met, I don’t know you exist…AND I care very deeply for you!” comes off as sincere. I pray he never finds an autistic kid to groom with this shit

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The fuck is that? Rustlers microwave burger? Sad. If only Graeme spent as much on food of decent nutritional value instead of whatever he gets from the microwave meals section or Just Eat.
His diet is the least of his troubles. I would have guessed he has stacks of moldy Fray Bentos meat pies in his room. He just cracks open the tins when he’s feeling a bit peckish, eats them cold, and lets the empties pile up for months.

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Graeme complains of being a virgin (with rage). He says he regrets not having sex when he had the opportunity at 10 years old.


This one is definitely a certified classic
INSTANT CLASSIC. This belongs in the Kiwi Farms hall of shame (and deserves to be featured but I’m not tagging daddy). I hope someone with more patience than I have is willing to transcribe it for us. It’s THAT good.

Also: Y’all realize that when Graeme says he doesn’t want to lose his virginity to “a hooker or a prostitute or a slut,” he means he wants to lose it to a literal toddler, right?
 
Graeme complains of being a virgin (with rage). He says he regrets not having sex when he had the opportunity at 10 years old.


This one is definitely a certified classic
wtf is a "die of a food overdose"?

Did some digging around; I cannot confirm which lady was Graeme's lost love, but this is the most likely candidate:
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She lives in the next town over, and got pregnant at 16, so could support (what Graeme claims to be) the promiscuity. HOWEVER, I hope it's not her, so I don't, because she seems to be younger than Graeme. Five, possibly six years younger - which needless to say, would be HORRIFYINGLY ISLAMIC, if what Graeme says about his age at the time is true.

Normally wouldn't bother posting this, since there's no positive ID. and the info is speculative at best. However, this might be Graeme confessing to actual, criminal molestation of a toddler, when he himself was still a minor, so it may be something for Irish Kiwis to look into.

(I know several users, and lurkers, are personally familiar with the Suncroft/Kildare region. If any of you know who Graeme's "Theresa Dooley" might be, please let us know!)

Graeme consistently maintains that his preferred age is between 8 and 10. However, this is strange, because Graeme also love diapers, and no kid is wearing diapers by age 8. I've always just chalked this up to Graeme being bad with time, and/or Graeme being weird.

But if Graeme had his first (and only) sexual experience somewhere around the ages of 8-10, with a toddler six years his junior (between the ages of 2-4), that would explain BOTH halves of Graeme's perverse sexual identity; his fixation on being of mid-to-late grammar school age, and his fetish for children who are still wearing diapers.

He needn't even have molested this poor girl; as a tard, it's possible that Graeme mistook something as innocent as a request to "play house" as an invitation to hot, steamy sex. And - after having chickened out, made his excuses, and left - this "missed opportunity" became romanticized and eroticized in Graeme's imagination, as "the one who got away".

Again, this is pure speculation, and this poor woman may not even be the same Ms Dooley that Graeme knew. She may have moved out of the county, and she may have gotten married and taken on a different surname. It's even possible that she's older than indicated. But it would explain a lot.

Also:
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heh.
 
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