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[*distant thrum*]

They are sharpened to re-open sealed up amholes.

On the inverse that mental image made my butthole seal shut. Those nails look dangerous in any situation let alone the bedroom

 

[the khat quaffer]

Honestly, I had the same question. That battlestation alone (+ all the plastic toys surrounding it) looks like it's worth a pretty penny. How many "gamers" you know go around with three fucking monitors, in addition to whatever the tower already costs?

Remember, instead of providing adequate heating to the animals - which the Tranch very well could be doing, I'm just speculating - or having nice things like A/C, Kevin's sucking up enough electricity to power a small house.

Dollars to donuts I'd bet that most of those monitors aren't even being used. Most are probably powered off most of the time.

He's giving off schlubby Popeye vibes to me
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Yamhole

What happened when Wedge left the Tranch and went to Mount Olive?

Kevin got pissed.

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Dumb fucking nigger misspelled unoccupied.

Hehe, just like all cute ditzy girls! Correct spelling is for Mxstress! uwu~

 

[Oxous]

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The Dark Side of the Amhole is a pathway to many fetishes some consider to be unnatural.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The Dark Side of the Amhole is a pathway to many fetishes some consider to be unnatural.

Oh Jesus help I'm imagining Kevie performing Pink Floyd vocals and it's beyond horrifying.
Damn you for this. No hard feelings though, fren

 

[the khat quaffer]

Oh Jesus help I'm imagining Kevie performing Pink Floyd vocals and it's beyond horrifying.
Damn you for this. No hard feelings though, fren

S/He's quoting Star Wars 3.

That said....Another Amhole in the Wall.

 

[Meiwaku]

BDSM is the cringiest shit ever. I try to to not judge what people do (in their bedroom in private, Twitter is fair game!) but BDSM-kiwis, how can you type/read texts like that and not die of pure cringe? I have some friends who are into this and I feel like I need to re-evaluate those friendships because goddamn.

I just had this conversation with someone using Kevin as an example.

I don't give a shit what people do in private. If you want to have poly BDSM orgies after your day job, that's entirely your business. Hell, even if you're anonymous on a fetish site that's whatever to me because it's a containment zone. When you fucking put it publicly on TWITTER (or Facebook yes really) for the world to read? Or even worse, demand it's woke and not at all weird and that you're opressed for it? Cringe af. You deserve to be judged for it.

That's literally why Kiwifarms exists. People power level too hard on inappropriate channels or are just exceptional. They will face the court of public opinion whether they like it or not.

Some things are meant to be private. Social media has removed a lot of that veil of privacy as well as the primal human need to COOOOOM. It's a dangerous combo for people being unable to know basic social cues irl if they only know the rules of online.


As for your issue, if your friends keep it to themselves or only tell you if you ask then I'd say it's fine. If they Tweet like Kevin aka publicly and out of containment zones? Then that's a little fucked imo and it's up to you to set boundaries.


Pro tip: if anyone irl brings up it's oppressive or you're being prudish for you to judge them on this when they're power leveling tell them you "do not consent to being a part of their exhibition kink". Use their own rules against them. Happy gatekeeping y'all.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I just had this conversation with someone using Kevin as an example.

I don't give a shit what people do in private. If you want to have poly BDSM orgies after your day job, that's entirely your business. Hell, even if you're anonymous on a fetish site that's whatever to me because it's a containment zone. When you fucking put it publicly on TWITTER (or Facebook yes really) for the world to read? Or even worse, demand it's woke and not at all weird and that you're opressed for it? Cringe af. You deserve to be judged for it.

That's literally why Kiwifarms exists. People power level too hard on inappropriate channels or are just exceptional. They will face the court of public opinion whether they like it or not.

Some things are meant to be private. Social media has removed a lot of that veil of privacy as well as the primal human need to COOOOOM. It's a dangerous combo for people being unable to know basic social cues irl if they only know the rules of online.


As for your issue, if your friends keep it to themselves or only tell you if you ask then I'd say it's fine. If they Tweet like Kevin aka publicly and out of containment zones? Then that's a little fucked imo and it's up to you to set boundaries.


Pro tip: if anyone irl brings up it's oppressive or you're being prudish for you to judge them on this when they're power leveling tell them you "do not consent to being a part of their exhibition kink". Use their own rules against them. Happy gatekeeping y'all.

I dunno, the older I get the more this "behind closed doors is fine" mindset makes less sense to me. On paper it's fine enough, but in practice, you let people do this shit "behind closed doors" long enough sooner or later it spills onto people's front lawns.

Similar logic applies to "live and let live." It only works when both parties agree to disagree. Trannies, however, want to live and not let you live - in the figurative sense of the phrasing. They want to force their clusterfuck of a lifestyle to be shoved into schools, public bathrooms, children's cartoons, biology textbooks, government, healthcare, tax reform, everything else, while telling you smugly to your face you're wrong and a horrible person and you and your entire family including pets should be doxed.

It's all well and good until little Timmy shows up to dinner in a fursuit and announces xhe's going to join a polycule convent out in Bumfuckistan, Colorado. But "live and let live" amirite?

Whatever, bring on the bikini bottom stickers.

 

[Piss Bear]

None of this shit is rare. It’s on his fucking Twitter and have been posted here before. Have all of you lost your goddamn minds?

A lot of these have been posted before, yes. Some of them I actually haven’t seen though. Like the one of Kev’s ass where he still has balls?

Still, a refresher is nice. I only wish OP would’ve included archives as well.

 

[Sourceress]

it's amazing how much kev has porked up in 2.5 years
I wonder if it's connected to the complete drought of affection and bed selfies from penny? Sorry kev, no fat chicks

The weight gain was because they all settled in and made do, as people do on desperate dick ranch. Also aging male metabolisms unable to keep up with frathouse diet of grease, weed, and booze as well.

It's probably a combination of emotional eating (due to stress, loneliness, post-surgical pain), shit diet, sedentary lifestyle, lack of testosterone and use of exogenous estrogen, ageing metabolism, too much alcohol... basically every single aspect of Kevin's current lifestyle and life choices.

Of course, whether he would even be capable of rectifying the situation is a big question. Would he even be able to move enough to exercise with the current state of his nethers? Does he have enough control over the grocery list to get healthy foods added in and less crap? It's really hard to say.

He probably has zero actual desire to do anything about his situation, though. I mean, clearly.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

But you have to buy the accountability package.

Unfortunately that’s gonna be a no from Kevin, despite the Transformers.
Kevin runs (figuratively speaking, obviously) from the mere thought of accountability.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The Dark Side of the Amhole is a pathway to many fetishes some consider to be unnatural.

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from an HSTS."

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Unfortunately that’s gonna be a no from Kevin, despite the Transformers.
Kevin runs (figuratively speaking, obviously) from the mere thought of accountability.

Yeah, I can literally see him throwing a tantrum on twitter that there's no way to just buy the medals.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

Yeah, I can literally see him throwing a tantrum on twitter that there's no way to just buy the medals.

there is because consumerism is a disease

Back in 2018/2019 though, they had not been infected yet.

This shit is exactly what the troon influence brings. A racing hobby group in less than 2 years goes from reasonable standards and expectations to letting fuckwits buy the prize in the name of inclusion, with real accountability turned into a phone app gimmick.

where is my fucking "exit clown world" button?

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

there is because consumerism is a disease
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Back in 2018/2019 though, they had not been infected yet.
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This shit is exactly what the troon influence brings. A racing hobby group in less than 2 years goes from reasonable standards and expectations to letting fuckwits buy the prize in the name of inclusion, with real accountability turned into a phone app gimmick.

where is my fucking "exit clown world" button?

At first I was annoyed but thinking about it, I really want Kevin to buy these. Literally paying to win whilst his lazy ass let's his health deteriorate would be fucking hilarious.

I miss the delusional exercise days where he was convinced he could outrun his fork. That and he kept claiming it made the amhole looser which makes zero sense.

 

[Tomboy Enjoyer]

BDSM is the cringiest shit ever. I try to to not judge what people do (in their bedroom in private, Twitter is fair game!) but BDSM-kiwis, how can you type/read texts like that and not die of pure cringe? I have some friends who are into this and I feel like I need to re-evaluate those friendships because goddamn.

Some people get their rocks off on losing control of a situation/what's happening to them/what they are supposed to do, et cetera. Since there isn't any coom-friendly way to do so that isn't life threatening, they do the next best thing and hand this metaphorical "control" off to someone else. It's a headspace that normal (as far as normal goes while being into casual BDSM anyway) people restrict to the bedroom or at least to private settings/conversations, and coupled with the affection you'd have for a regular romantic partner it can result in chats like this.

Naturally, as with anything coom-adjacent, troons go massively overboard and not only broadcast this onto Twitter like some sort of perverted LARP but also indulge in it despite having little emotional backing behind it. It's like going through the motions to achieve the gratification and coom without much effort, as perhaps evidenced by the sheer amount of troons who are into it and build an entire lifestyle (e.g. never coming out of "character") out of it.

 

[Dolomite]

CW: K*w*f*rms

 

[stupid frog]

lol you wish it was only 1k

ps liar

 

[Old Fart]

Stalker forum? I don't know about no stinkin' stalker forum. Sure ain't seen one here. Must be a different forum he's talking about.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"Stalking" = "reading things people post publicly on Twitter for the world to see, and talking about them amongst ourselves on our own forum that no one else ever has to visit"

 

[Oxyjen]

"Stalking" = "reading things people post publicly on Twitter for the world to see, and talking about them amongst ourselves on our own forum that no one else ever has to visit"

I’m actually quite impressed / proud that commentators and visitors here almost never wade in on Twitter with references to KF or things discussed here. Professional detachment is maintained, as far as I can see.
It’s Keven who brings it up, every time, and every time I’m sure it provokes people to Google.