Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but sometimes you can. The characteristic Werner eyes, which Lucas has, and one of his brothers does as well, just scream unchecked insanity. I think Lucas realizes that his eyes are intense, but he mistakes this intenseness for some sort of positive charisma, when it REALLY speaks of madness.

Lucas's eyes look like the eyes of a crazy person, and guess what, Lucas is crazy. Book, cover.
I've worked in hospitals, rehabs, etc. and you can look into someone's eyes and get a good idea of their sanity check and psychological state.

Wern not only constantly looks insane but angry, Even in pictures where he's smiling there's just something in his eyes that gives the vibe this guy could snap at any second if he's not medicated. While I think he's delusional, that's not why he's dangerous. IF he ever did get a woman he definitely seems like the type who'd be an obsessive jealous type that would make his partners' life hell.

Thank God this man is in a home. He should just blackpill himself and buy a sex doll
 
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Lucas has Myrna's eyes. I don't think it's fair to label everyone in that genetic tree as nuts. Although, Lucas and all his brothers seem pretty fucked up...
Lucas’s brother (full brother, from Roy and Myrna) Seth seems okay. He’s the one who is a teacher and is not married/doesn’t have kids. From everything I’ve heard/seen of him he seems pretty normal. Shawn (Lucas’s older half brother) seems kind of crazy, but apparently he has suffered head injuries that have contributed to that. And aside from raising the utter horror that is PukeAss, Roy and Myrna seem like pretty exceptionally average people with exceptionally average lives.
 
Yeah and from my personal experience, Myrna is a fucking raging nutjob, too.
As everyone knows, mental illness runs in families. Its not a coincidence they're all mental. I'd bet money that he inherited most of his crazy from myrna and she knows it (and we know she knows it because shes talking about being medicated several times), which is why she made up a crackpot, physically impossible story about how lucas supposedly became crazy. Notice how lucas also makes up crazy stories to explain away things he wants to hide. Notice how myrna has the same deflection reaction to being confronted with lucas's behavior as lucas himself does when he's called on it. Gee, I wonder where he learned that

As for lucas himself, the older he gets the worse his health gets and the worse his mental health and sanity deteriorate. Even medicated as he is now its clear he's aggressive and seething and that the medication is barely keeping a lid on his behavior. It used to be that lucas had at least some degree of self awareness, as even he recognized he had mental problems and should have been committed when he was screaming at cars and such. Now he refuses to acknowledge there is anything wrong with him or his behavior at all, and much of the time doesn't even accept he's mentally ill at all. Sooner or later the meds won't work effectively enough and it'll keep him from being able to stay in shelters or other facilities and he'll end up a screaming nutcase, either permanently locked up in the nuthouse, jail or wallowing in his own filth in the woods or under a bridge. Though I suspect the later will inevitably lead to the nuthouse or jail eventually

To put it simply, lucas is living on borrowed time. He is only ever going to get worse mentally and physically. What he has now is the best he'll ever have it. Its all downhill from here. He better enjoy a roof over his head and food while it lasts

and when things inevitably get bad enough that he's at a very real risk of dying of exposure or poor health I wouldn't put it past him to decide he's fucked anyway and go after an underage girl, figuring at worst he has nothing to lose and will end up in jail with a roof over his head, medical care and food if he gets caught. He might even think he can pull an insanity defense and get committed instead, and get back to the nuthouse that he's used to living in anyway and get all those snacks they give the medicated.

When lucas starts to see the psych ward and jail as a valid out and determines he has nothing to lose, thats when he'll become overtly dangerous. He already has the mentality for it, the only thing keeping him in check is the fear that he has something to lose if he gets caught. and even that doesn't keep him from doing illegal shit whenever he thinks he can get away with it
 
Lucas’s brother (full brother, from Roy and Myrna) Seth seems okay. He’s the one who is a teacher and is not married/doesn’t have kids. From everything I’ve heard/seen of him he seems pretty normal. Shawn (Lucas’s older half brother) seems kind of crazy, but apparently he has suffered head injuries that have contributed to that. And aside from raising the utter horror that is PukeAss, Roy and Myrna seem like pretty exceptionally average people with exceptionally average lives.
Shawn also seems more like the crazy uncle who starts political debates at holiday dinner, not the crazy uncle who tries to molest you like Lucas.

Also if what Lucas says (🌈) about Shawn's biological mother being institutionalized is true, then it would appear King Roy likes to stick his dick in crazy.
>meme bashing religious people
>very next meme quoting a church reverend

Pick one, Lucas.
 
Lucas looking like someone cast a damage over time spell on him
HEROIC.

Lucas is just lost to this concept he's plenty good and ignores his reality, it's so strange. I've met people (and I'm sure as users of site plus IRL) you've seen people who are narcs etc.

Lucas really thinks tho he's king shit and earns it vs a spited bum, the bum feels my bad X got me into meth thats why I'm homeless. Lucas feels, no I'm not spoiled but the 1% is the only people above me. I mean I clean my own toilet, Lucas has someone do that. in weird ways he's got some reenforments that hes better than us, I make my own my lunch, like a "poor" Lucas is fed.

He's so nutty he doesn't see he's not trusted to clean his bed or make dinner, so he's taken care of he thinks he's royalty that is treated to.
 
HEROIC.

Lucas is just lost to this concept he's plenty good and ignores his reality, it's so strange. I've met people (and I'm sure as users of site plus IRL) you've seen people who are narcs etc.

Lucas really thinks tho he's king shit and earns it vs a spited bum, the bum feels my bad X got me into meth thats why I'm homeless. Lucas feels, no I'm not spoiled but the 1% is the only people above me. I mean I clean my own toilet, Lucas has someone do that. in weird ways he's got some reenforments that hes better than us, I make my own my lunch, like a "poor" Lucas is fed.

He's so nutty he doesn't see he's not trusted to clean his bed or make dinner, so he's taken care of he thinks he's royalty that is treated to.
He is the leader of the bumcel revolution, he has no time for vulgar chores when he has to share memes and spread awareness to comrades about age gap redistribution and atheism.
 
HEROIC.

Lucas is just lost to this concept he's plenty good and ignores his reality, it's so strange. I've met people (and I'm sure as users of site plus IRL) you've seen people who are narcs etc.

Lucas really thinks tho he's king shit and earns it vs a spited bum, the bum feels my bad X got me into meth thats why I'm homeless. Lucas feels, no I'm not spoiled but the 1% is the only people above me. I mean I clean my own toilet, Lucas has someone do that. in weird ways he's got some reenforments that hes better than us, I make my own my lunch, like a "poor" Lucas is fed.

He's so nutty he doesn't see he's not trusted to clean his bed or make dinner, so he's taken care of he thinks he's royalty that is treated to.

Fighter pilots and paratroopers are the cockiest motherfuckers on the planet. I've lived next to Marine hornet drivers and they're cocky as fuck. I'm a paratrooper, I'm cocky as fuck. I didn't think anyone outside of the fighter pilot community and the airborne community could be any cockier. Until I found out about the freak. He eclipsed everyone. He makes people look like a humble monk with a vow of silence. And it's so fucking unearned. And it's carried his entire life, at least from everything you can read concerning him. He's a high school/college drop out that has given the world nothing, all he does is take. But the question of how and why he developed the attitude and why he carries it still, is never going to be answered. It's the chicken and egg question, but about a tard.
 
He is the leader of the bumcel revolution, he has no time for vulgar chores when he has to share memes and spread awareness to comrades about age gap redistribution and atheism.
Its all part of his plan. He didn't have a falling out with isik and shareef, thats all a ploy so people don't realize it was lucas himself who sent them off into the wilds of washington state to recruit more hobos and socialist riffraff for his army. Lucas isn't truly making insane board games, its just a cover so the staff don't notice his stash of real games that he is using for prussian style wargaming to plan the revolution and train several of the nursing home residents as his lieutenants. When the time is right lucas will lead a revolt and the residents will rise up against the staff and seize mallon place as lucas's HQ to command the revolutionary forces. He'll wait until isik returns and surrounds the nursing home to make his move. From there his army will seize spokane, liberate eastern state and use the cities homeless shelters as command posts. If it all goes wrong, lucas and his army will retreat to mount rainier, seize the ski resort, with lucas using the lodge as his alpine fortress, while he holds the mountain spartacus style and waits for hobos and teen girls from around the country to rally to his cause, and for bernie sanders himself to publicly endorse him

.....But since lucas doesn't think ahead further than his next meal he'll have neglected to plan for anything resembling logistics and forgot about the need for supplies to last more than a few days and his alpine hobo army will collapse as it starts to starve and they start eating each other. When the swat teams, FBI and army finally recapture the mountain all they'll find left of lucas his his corpse being slowly roasted rotisserie style in a snowbank by a handful of deranged teen girls his army captured when they took the resort, and personally drove mad with fear and his eugenics ranting and who ultimately turned on him out of starvation. Which of course, was all part of his plan, as in doing so they'll contract his mrsa, deposit lucas fat in their bodies and live on through them, hoping one of them will get pregnant and he'll be reborn by mrsa colonizing the developing fetus
 
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