Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Her grand displays of disgust and rage toward Shannon/FFG/etc. are purely a [pointless] attempt to gain Stabby's good graces. She often fumbles and says "calling people cokey" when she means "Nader." She wouldn't continually get defensive and rage if it was purely a slight towards her... but how dare you refer to her man in such a way?? She knows no one is referring to her.

And with that, further discussion over an orbiter like Shannon would be better addressed over in Haydur Nation. Who cares how she is/isn't worse than Chantal? I just love that Shannon fuels her rage, and that is all.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
@SwampKitty This is a grand idea.

I'm sure I'll have more to add, but what immediately came to mind was one of my favorite Chinny moments.

So she'd ordered Hello Fresh. IIRC, there were four meals included -- three she was going to prepare and eat in videos, and a steak sandwich meal she was going to leave for Bibi. Each meal was meant for two people.

Okay, that sounds reasonable. But that's not what happened.

Instead, we get a video of her confessing that she prepared all three meals -- six servings of food -- one after another. She still wanted to pass it off as three separate videos, though, so she changed her clothes in between. She also admitted to eating Bibi's steak sandwiches.

So eight portions of four different dinners, all in an afternoon while poor Bibi was at work or sleeping or whatever.

I'm actually giggling just remembering it.

The lie part was that she went out of her way to try to convince people she didn't sit down and eat 10,000 calories of "homecooked" food and wanted to fool everyone into thinking it was different days. IIRC she did actually post a couple of the videos before she fessed up.

Edit: Actually, "Saving it for Bibi" should just be an entry on the "suspected lies" list. It happened so frequently. Pies. Keto fudge. A plate from Thanksgiving that her mom made for her to take home for him (and which mysteriously never made it)... There are too many such incidents to list.
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My favorite part of the Hello Fresh scandal was her confession included her eating a strawberry cake which had half already consumed. She claimed she didn’t eat the first half yet the bright neon pink color tongue wa the same as the very highly dyed jelly layer filling and weirdly smelled it.

And now she’s saying rent is 1,837? I though over summer she said it was 1,770? Don’t really need to confirm as it’s not much of a difference but shows she’s not able to be consistent with any fucking thing.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
The retardation of this cow is just unbelievable.

No joke: A hallmark of intelligence is the ability to understand nuance. Chins doesn't grasp comparisons. Ever. At all.

I've been saying this for ages, but it keeps coming up and it keeps blowing my mind, so here's my autistic deed for the day.

Chantal Observes Someone Do ThisWhat Chantal Thinks is the Same Thing
Have a one-night standFuck a homeless man in public
Develop embarrassing teenage crushStalk/break in to crush's house
Share embarrassing, slightly TMI story with friendsTell entire internet about that time she shit all over a hookup's bathroom
Habitually stop for morning coffee at Starbucks on way to workEat fast food every day
Eat extra during holidays/Have comfort food when extremely downBinge constantly
Have ten extra pounds to loseHave 250 extra pounds to lose
Have a messy bedroomKeep rotting chicken bones in your vanity drawer
Have biological functions such as excretion, flatulence, etc.Take delight in publicly describing said functions and violating social norms surrounding them in order to gross out casual observers
Have rough sex/Participate in consensual and negotiated BDSM relationshipsGet the shit slapped out of your tits on a first date/Be humiliated publicly during internet slapfights
Occasionally indulge in illicit/illegal drugsGet totally blasted on daily/hourly basis

My point isn't that all the things on the left are good and wonderful things to do, but that Chantal cannot tell the difference between the two columns.

That's some brain damage level thinking right there. It's like she has a cargo cult thing going on, but she's so out of tune with what she's trying to mimic that instead of building runways and constructing fake radios out of coconuts, she's just rolling around in mud and throwing rocks at birds.

Leave it to Chantal to admit to drug trafficking in the mistaken belief it makes someone else look bad. See above.
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Hate to shit up the thread reacting to this but you've put into words something I observed but couldn't express.

This post is brilliant and absolutely spot on. Bravo.
 
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Whizzbang Wallop said:
Chantal trying to drag FFG and Shannon reminds me of David Brent in the Office Christmas special where he goes on Blind Date. He gets rejected by a woman, tries to chuck a drink in her face, but she knocks his hand so the drink goes all over him instead. It’s her whole life really, trying to humiliate others to feel better about herself - but it always backfires astoundingly. Keep it up Chins, keep on winning champ.
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Her whole life reminds me of the David Brent Dance.

 
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She’s doing that thing where she thinks she’s sexy and talking about how she’s going to write romance novels about all her lovers. Someone please put me out of my misery.

Id love to see, how she would describe her "romance" with her vinegar smelling homeless lover, the strange squirrel couple or big G
 
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Chantal basically tantrumed for hours and is back to trying to convince the VIB's she has been through SO MUCH in 7 months, you don't know what he put me through! Please. Next week it'll be well people change! He's really great guise you don't see everything off camera.

His trip to Montreal has been rescheduled to next week, and he was going to meet up with Dee Dee. Wonder where they will be in this bizarre cycle by next Saturday.
 
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I found this on Twitter. I decided it should scar as many people as possible.

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Snowing in Chantal's part of Canada.
She doesn't have her CPAP last I heard.
I wonder if she gave a single thought to stocking up on groceries and other household supplies ahead of the storm...actually no, I don't wonder about that. She didn't.

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I found this on Twitter. I decided it should scar as many people as possible.
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It's super effective!
 
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FatalTater said:
Snowing in Chantal's part of Canada.
She doesn't have her CPAP last I heard.
I wonder if she gave a single thought to stocking up on groceries and other household supplies ahead of the storm...actually no, I don't wonder about that. She didn't.


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It's not only snowing, (had to go out in it), we're currently under a blizzard warning. It is BAD out there; I even found the short walk I had to do exhausting & won't ease off until evening. She'd better hope we don't lose power & as to getting out of her parking lot? Good luck with that... assuming she can drag Peetz out of bed to clear her car & the ground around it.
 
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FatalTater said:
Snowing in Chantal's part of Canada.
She doesn't have her CPAP last I heard.
I wonder if she gave a single thought to stocking up on groceries and other household supplies ahead of the storm...actually no, I don't wonder about that. She didn't.


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Thing is, even if she stocked up for a storm it’d all be gone within the first day or two. She’d be down to the condiments before the storm even really got going. Peetz can say goodbye to any food he’s got stashed.
 
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FatalTater said:
Snowing in Chantal's part of Canada.
She doesn't have her CPAP last I heard.
I wonder if she gave a single thought to stocking up on groceries and other household supplies ahead of the storm...actually no, I don't wonder about that. She didn't.


It's super effective!
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Maybe she can eat one of the rotting hello fresh meals that have been marinating in the back of the fridge.
 
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