Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Tess’s “dietician“ is Anna Sweeney. She offers “Weight Inclusive Medical Nutrition Therapy” but is not accepting individual nutrition therapy clients at this time.
She does a live Zoom chat that is specifically not therapy, but it’s $8 per session or $20 per month.

eta because kiwis love pics:
anna:
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All of these skinny pro-haes nutritionists (Christy Harrison is one too) just make me think they've made a career out of their own disordered eating... I bet telling massive fatties to stuff their face in exchange for money is every anachan's wet dream.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I hate tik tok, it’s a fucking plague

 

[Meiwaku]

All of these skinny pro-haes nutritionists (Christy Harrison is one too) just make me think they've made a career out of their own disordered eating... I bet telling massive fatties to stuff their face in exchange for money is every anachan's wet dream.

I also think of it as how Dr. Rumer is to trannies. Maybe intentionally fucking up fat people by making them fatter while taking their money gives them the satisfaction that fitness never could.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I also think of it as how Dr. Rumer is to trannies. Maybe intentionally fucking up fat people by making them fatter while taking their money gives them the satisfaction that fitness never could.

I've just spent an embarrassing amount of time looking through Tess' “dieticians” page, and holy fuck, she's a loon.
Spoilering to save space, attachments added in no particular order. There's so much insanity I had trouble narrowing it down to just a few. I almost can't believe she's serious.

Spoiler: Megadump of idiocies

Eat, then eat some more. Your body will magically dispose of the extra calories you consumed by doubling up on meals

Tess and her tubs of icecream were happy to read this

This is where Tess gets her insistance of Anorexia Nervosa as her diagnosis. Right here in writing. Atypical is the same as AN, the DSM is fatphobic.

Dieting and famine are the same. Restrictive thoughts about food are the same as actually restricting food. Thinking about not eating will make you overeat, because your body will think it's experiencing famine, but it's a good thing and your body knows what it's doing

Eat whatever you want and your body will deal with it. Check the bottom comment though, it's almost like they're thinking they should be overeating rubbish to eat properly

Wtf do you eat then?

Moderation is bad. If you ate donuts all day then felt sick, it's because of judgmental thoughts, not fat and sugar overload

Eat all the things. All of them. It doesn't matter, as long as you eat enough of this word salad.

 

[Water-T]

It's fairly obvious that this "dietician" has got herself a nice grift going on: sit back and get paid monthly by fatties so they can tell everyone, "NO, IT'S OK IF I EAT TWO SHEETCAKES FOR LUNCH! I HAVE A DIETICIAN THAT SAYS IT'S FINE!"

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

If a dietician charges $8 per session/$20 per month you know they're pretty bad to begin with. But this woman is a grifter basically feeding off the "body positive" movement where fatties just want to hear that they can eat whatever they like whenever they like.

I'd really like to hear what other dieticians think of this woman.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Nope, I'm sure she's legit. She's got merchandise and everything...

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I've just spent an embarrassing amount of time looking through Tess' “dieticians” page, and holy fuck, she's a loon.
Spoilering to save space, attachments added in no particular order. There's so much insanity I had trouble narrowing it down to just a few. I almost can't believe she's serious.

Spoiler: Megadump of idiocies

Eat, then eat some more. Your body will magically dispose of the extra calories you consumed by doubling up on meals
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Tess and her tubs of icecream were happy to read this

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This is where Tess gets her insistance of Anorexia Nervosa as her diagnosis. Right here in writing. Atypical is the same as AN, the DSM is fatphobic.

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Dieting and famine are the same. Restrictive thoughts about food are the same as actually restricting food. Thinking about not eating will make you overeat, because your body will think it's experiencing famine, but it's a good thing and your body knows what it's doing

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Eat whatever you want and your body will deal with it. Check the bottom comment though, it's almost like they're thinking they should be overeating rubbish to eat properly

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Wtf do you eat then?

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Moderation is bad. If you ate donuts all day then felt sick, it's because of judgmental thoughts, not fat and sugar overload

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Eat all the things. All of them. It doesn't matter, as long as you eat enough of this word salad.

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AAN = AN
Transwomen = women.
High sugar spikes = remind body it likes variety
Trust body with food = be JULIANNA
You do not need eat veggies and fruits everyday = everything is nutritious, chomp, slurp, scarf.
I’m reproducing. I crave stuff like soup, and not donuts. How can I get enough food in a woke way?
Human body cannot differentiate dieting from famine. Press F for all people with diabetes, allergies and gastrointestinal issues, you failed at survival of species.
Gratitude for binge eating patterns, for they bring me money.
Exhale.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

I've just spent an embarrassing amount of time looking through Tess' “dieticians” page, and holy fuck, she's a loon.
Spoilering to save space, attachments added in no particular order. There's so much insanity I had trouble narrowing it down to just a few. I almost can't believe she's serious.

Spoiler: Megadump of idiocies

Eat, then eat some more. Your body will magically dispose of the extra calories you consumed by doubling up on meals
View attachment 2894047

Tess and her tubs of icecream were happy to read this

View attachment 2894048

This is where Tess gets her insistance of Anorexia Nervosa as her diagnosis. Right here in writing. Atypical is the same as AN, the DSM is fatphobic.

View attachment 2894050

Dieting and famine are the same. Restrictive thoughts about food are the same as actually restricting food. Thinking about not eating will make you overeat, because your body will think it's experiencing famine, but it's a good thing and your body knows what it's doing

View attachment 2894052

Eat whatever you want and your body will deal with it. Check the bottom comment though, it's almost like they're thinking they should be overeating rubbish to eat properly

View attachment 2894054

Wtf do you eat then?

View attachment 2894056

Moderation is bad. If you ate donuts all day then felt sick, it's because of judgmental thoughts, not fat and sugar overload

View attachment 2894057

Eat all the things. All of them. It doesn't matter, as long as you eat enough of this word salad.

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In exploration of Anachan. I found this. Anna apparently has MS diagnosed at 15. I really have to wonder at someone who is actually disabled through no fault of their own, siding up to people who get disabled through their Fatness and that their "disability" is as legit as actual disability. Hmm!



I found some podcast with an interesting blurb. I won't listen now... but it seems to point she did have an ED.... shocking I know... but you could read it as also she helps people with ED. etc.

EPISODE 218: This week on Real Health Radio it's another guest interview and Chris is chatting with Anna Sweeney. They chat about her diagnosis with MS at age 15 and how this has impacted on her life. They cover disability, body acceptance, eating disorder recovery and Instagram.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

So this Anna person is so based, she has made it into a career to make fatties more fat and miserable? She is making a fuckton of money with mininmal effort.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

There’s lots of money to be made in asspatting insecure fatties that their terrible choices in food (and life) are actually Totally Cool and Good. These “dieticians” only exacerbate the problem but let’s face it, fatties were only going to keep getting fatter anyway and that $20/month they fritter away on getting their large asses patted by a “professional” was money that was just going to go towards a few more diabetic sugar bomb coffee drinks anyway.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Tangent - Bowie has done another taste test. Riley's there too, off camera, and it's like Tess is trying to get him to talk. She reefs a brush through Bowies hair, now I know why it looks so damaged. Tess says in the post she was tired and a bit cranky: she was a bitch and on the verge of crazy eyes. Poor Rylee, I wouldn't live with her either if that's the best she can do. Imagine the shit without a camera rolling.
*Dietician approved pizza pringles, recommended for fakerexics who admit they are not sharing the rest.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Fucking hell awesome parenting there Tess. If it's "waaaaay past his bedtime", he doesn't need fucking Pringles. You take a fucking book, read to him, tuck him in and say good night. Do the tastetest some other time.

Her lack of common sense makes me fucking MATI, goddamn. Also, WHERE ARE THE OTHER ADULTS TESS? You said there's more than 1 adult in your FAMILY, so where they at?

Sorry for the sperg guys, but she is really making me angry with her shitty parenting. Gimme all the tophats..

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

OT
RE: the fat fetish forum.
I browsed the site few months ago when someone here mentioned that they found a paparazzi pic of tess on that site (i guess the rest of you didn't pick on it). It was such a traumatizing experience (in a twitter sense of the word), no woman was safe, even normal sized ones, hell, if you had rock hard abs they would anticipate and fantasize about your weight gain. There are women on there too selling their weight gain progress and fat porn, there's another section where men share their female friends pictures from Facebook and other SM. The most disturbing part of it is the men who share their significant others' weight gain pictures without permission, some mentioned that they've been married for over 20 years!!! the horror, I can't imagine being betrayrd like that by my life partner. They truly seemed like they had no moral compass when it came to their fetish.
I've never been the same ever since lol

 

[Water-T]

There’s lots of money to be made in asspatting insecure fatties that their terrible choices in food (and life) are actually Totally Cool and Good. These “dieticians” only exacerbate the problem but let’s face it, fatties were only going to keep getting fatter anyway and that $20/month they fritter away on getting their large asses patted by a “professional” was money that was just going to go towards a few more diabetic sugar bomb coffee drinks anyway.

Agreed. If I was less ethical, I would run the same scam too. As you said, these HAES Harpies are going to guzzle down 1000 calories of sugar and fat every morning at Starbucks' anyway, so at the very least why not make money off of them by letting them know that eating 2 dozen Krispy Kremes is just as healthy as having a fully balanced meal of vegetables, fiber from whole grains, and lean meats. After all, that dizziness and vomiting after those donuts is just your body's way of getting rid of all that toxic shame and guilt!

 

[Oscar Winner]

Agreed. If I was less ethical, I would run the same scam too. As you said, these HAES Harpies are going to guzzle down 1000 calories of sugar and fat every morning at Starbucks' anyway, so at the very least why not make money off of them by letting them know that eating 2 dozen Krispy Kremes is just as healthy as having a fully balanced meal of vegetables, fiber from whole grains, and lean meats. After all, that dizziness and vomiting after those donuts is just your body's way of getting rid of all that toxic shame and guilt!

Anna has 126k followers. Divide that by 4 for people actually viewing her posts = 31,500
Divide that by 4 for people who might consider spending money = 7,875
Divide that by 4 for people that actually do it = 1,968.75
Her sessions are $8 each or $20 month. Some people might pay $16 for two sessions a month. 20+16+8= 44. Average = $14.66
126k followers ~ 1,968.75 paying clients x $14.66 = $28,861.87 a month
I bet she's laughing her freaking head off all the way to the bank when she comes up with this shit

 

[Water-T]

"A brownie is metabolized the same as avocado toast"

LOLOL. This woman is full of shit.

A brownie is fat, sugar, and carbs. This will hit your blood sugar like a rock, and has little nutrition value.

Avocado on whole wheat toast is full of vitamins, good fats, and whole grain fiber. This will make you feel fuller longer and provide fuel.

This is like saying that your body will be affected the same by equal doses of aspirin and heroin.

Even kids in elementary school are taught better nutrition than this crippled cunt. No wonder Tess thinks that eating a whole cake is NOURISHING HER BODY

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

OT
RE: the fat fetish forum.
I browsed the site few months ago when someone here mentioned that they found a paparazzi pic of tess on that site (i guess the rest of you didn't pick on it). It was such a traumatizing experience (in a twitter sense of the word), no woman was safe, even normal sized ones, hell, if you had rock hard abs they would anticipate and fantasize about your weight gain. There are women on there too selling their weight gain progress and fat porn, there's another section where men share their female friends pictures from Facebook and other SM. The most disturbing part of it is the men who share their significant others' weight gain pictures without permission, some mentioned that they've been married for over 20 years!!! the horror, I can't imagine being betrayrd like that by my life partner. They truly seemed like they had no moral compass when it came to their fetish.
I've never been the same ever since lol

Shit like this is why I can’t respect anyone with a fetish. They make everyone, everyone in their life an “object” all for their dicks to get hard. They sound like us because they’re being fucking mean, they don’t have any love or respect for these women. They are probably incapable of love or respect for women. All they can do is objectify and masturbate to mean thoughts about some fatty. If it weren’t so laughable I’d cry.

 

[DoorPost101]

I've just spent an embarrassing amount of time looking through Tess' “dieticians” page, and holy fuck, she's a loon.
Spoilering to save space, attachments added in no particular order. There's so much insanity I had trouble narrowing it down to just a few. I almost can't believe she's serious.

Spoiler: Megadump of idiocies

Eat, then eat some more. Your body will magically dispose of the extra calories you consumed by doubling up on meals
View attachment 2894047

Tess and her tubs of icecream were happy to read this

View attachment 2894048

This is where Tess gets her insistance of Anorexia Nervosa as her diagnosis. Right here in writing. Atypical is the same as AN, the DSM is fatphobic.

View attachment 2894050

Dieting and famine are the same. Restrictive thoughts about food are the same as actually restricting food. Thinking about not eating will make you overeat, because your body will think it's experiencing famine, but it's a good thing and your body knows what it's doing

View attachment 2894052

Eat whatever you want and your body will deal with it. Check the bottom comment though, it's almost like they're thinking they should be overeating rubbish to eat properly

View attachment 2894054

Wtf do you eat then?

View attachment 2894056

Moderation is bad. If you ate donuts all day then felt sick, it's because of judgmental thoughts, not fat and sugar overload

View attachment 2894057

Eat all the things. All of them. It doesn't matter, as long as you eat enough of this word salad.

View attachment 2894059

Holy shit this woman is straight up dangerous for eating disordered people on either side. You can't treat a binge eater by telling them to binge more. You can't treat an anorexic by saying their behavior is natural and how nature intended the human body to work during famines. This is horrible.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Anna has 126k followers. Divide that by 4 for people actually viewing her posts = 31,500
Divide that by 4 for people who might consider spending money = 7,875
Divide that by 4 for people that actually do it = 1,968.75
Her sessions are $8 each or $20 month. Some people might pay $16 for two sessions a month. 20+16+8= 44. Average = $14.66
126k followers ~ 1,968.75 paying clients x $14.66 = $28,861.87 a month
I bet she's laughing her freaking head off all the way to the bank when she comes up with this shit

You’d have to wonder what kind of ethics a dietitian with 2,000 clients has but looking at that attachment, it’s clear she has no ethics or morality whatsoever anyway. She’s just a professional asspatter and nothing more. The most she’ll likely do is copy and paste the same bullshit she’ll tell her 1,999 other morbidly obese clients.

Even kids in elementary school are taught better nutrition than this crippled cunt. No wonder Tess thinks that eating a whole cake is NOURISHING HER BODY

To be fair, Tubbers didn’t need Anna’s encouragement to eat those cakes anyway.

Holy shit this woman is straight up dangerous for eating disordered people on either side. You can't treat a binge eater by telling them to binge more. You can't treat an anorexic by saying their behavior is natural and how nature intended the human body to work during famines. This is horrible.

I would say she needs to have her credentials reviewed but blah blah blah diversity, equity, and inclusion blah blah blah every BODY welcome blah blah blah means she’ll never actually get held accountable for her dangerous “advice.”