- Joined
- Jan 15, 2014
He seems unable to think even one step ahead. He just comes up with a response without thinking. Case in point, his claim that the Sabrina story was “erotic fiction.” Any normal person could see the flaw in that immediately, but not silly old Tom.Tom doesn't think like a person. He doesn't understand insults or even mild criticisms; he just experiences them as a negative stimulus and never considers their context.
For example, make fun of his hat. Tell him it's filthy, greasy, garish, absurd or offensive. His response? "It's a Rastafarian hat dumbass!" He doesn't address or rebut, merely acknowledges a random associated fact (or something he insists is a fact), and in his mind, that's a proper deflection. It's positively Chris-like.