Business Mysterious poop falling from the sky baffles Canadian town

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Poop has been mysteriously raining from the sky in Canada, leaving cars “inundated” with crap, steamed drivers say.

The literal s—tstorm happened May 9 and 12 in Kelowna, British Columbia, according to Global News.

Susan Allen and her son Travis Sweet were stopped at a red light when they were splattered with the flying feces, which dropped through an open sunroof.

“While we were sitting there, our car was inundated with liquid poo falling from the sky,” she said.

Sweet said he felt something cold smack the side of his face – “then the smell hit my nose.”

“I almost vomited instantly. It was terrible,” Sweet recalled.

Allen, meanwhile, burst into tears.

“It smelled so bad that my stomach got ill,” she said.

The fecal phenomenon left Allen with a swollen eye – and she believes an overhead passenger plane is to blame.

“We [saw] the airplane flying over,” she said. “We watched the stuff fall from the sky.”

Government agency Transport Canada is investigating the incident.

“Each air operator is responsible for ensuring that their aircraft operate safely and in compliance with the Canadian Aviation Regulations,” Transport Canada spokesperson Daniel Savoie said.

Those regulations say “no person shall create a hazard to persons or property on the surface by dropping an object from an aircraft in flight.”

Kelowna International Airport said it received a complaint over the crap but added that there was no aircraft flying in the area at the time.

Still, Allen wants to hold someone accountable.

“My car was inundated with poo. I would like them to clean my car out,” she griped. “An apology would be nice, and I do believe they owe me some compensation for my eye.”

Meanwhile, three days after Allen’s runny run-in, Brett Yates discovered that his car was struck by crap while parked in his driveway, according to Global News. His neighbor’s vehicle was also covered.

Yates lives near the area of the first incident.
 
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Do they have pelicans in Canada? Because pelicans take really giant shits. It's like a half-bucket of paint thrown on your windshield, very disconcerting when you're driving.
 
Was probably just some nigger throwing poop from a building, or a pajeet sprayshitting out of a window.
 
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Just remember, no matter how many people live in your city or town, there are always a greater number of dog poop bags baking in the sun, every single day.

Once you notice the smell, it's difficult to unnotice it.
 
I think this is the third story this week about an airplane dropping its shit on people.

How long until we get a story where it freezes as it falls and someone thinks its a meteor?
It would be really funny if someone made a movie about that, I'm thinking the unfunny guy that was always with Chris Farley for the lead.
 
I think what is going on is quite obvious. The Chinese have used their advances in space technology to create an orbiting body that can deploy shit anywhere on earth. The Chinese have weaponized space using the first aerospace shit cannon.

Me Chinese, Me Make Joke
Me Drop Blue Shit On White Folk
 
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