Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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he basically hit the jackpot overall in terms of where to be at the right time, if he was friendlier and had a work ethic he would be on tv right now,
Maybe also if he had talent. Maybe. Plenty of assholes succeed in entertainment because they can bring the goods. Dax has never been one of those people. As has been mentioned many times, in order to be remotely entertaining he needs one or more retards to play off. Without them he’s boring and his obnoxious personality serves no purpose except to be irritating.

he knew internet was the next big thing and did an amazing hoax right near the start of stuff going viral, he was probably a comic king of myspace, but instead of trying to worm his way into comic groups or producing more work and using that to get writing jobs even on crappy comic websites, he just sat around.

Dax has always been first and foremost an alkie and druggie. It’s his substitute for having an identity. It’s also prevented him from making anything of himself. Now he’s just a grumpy old man.
 
During the Vegas trip 80sgirl mistakenly bought 2 electric toothbrushes thinking they were regular toothbrushes and believed the exorbitant price was caused by inflation. These are the kinds of people who the government is paying to teach your kids. Perhaps this is why Dick doesn't want kids with her.
My jaw hit the floor about that.

And even though this is a few weeks ago she actually bought the retarded dog a birthday cake (and the dog proceeded to shit itself straight for three days). Honestly this made me regret trying to listen to dick again.

I don’t listen to the Dickshow a lot anymore, I will only listen if I have exhausted all my normal goto’s.
But I do listen to biggest problem since it’s shorter and some funny stuff does come from it.

The reason I mention Biggest problem is because Dick said that he didn’t go to a nephews Christmas show because he was having a birthday party for his dog. Vito laughed and they moved on so I assumed it was just a joke. I liked that BPITU so much I decided to try the dickshow the same week to learn not only was he being 100% serious but they actually bought the dog a birthday cake and invited other dogs.

Dick, buddy, this is embarrassing. It’s embarrassing that you’ve become a podcast that just talks about your dog for large segments but it’s even more embarrassing that this is obviously a massive cope from your girlfriend who is reaching the twilight years of being fertile and not having a huge risk of downie babies.

You don’t do bits that can’t be easily sourced from Twitter, you don’t have interesting call ins, you gave up with news babes, the regulars are gone and the stories you talk about are ill researched or fake. recently he talked about the “Walmart meta verse” and had a big rant about it, even though a quick Google search would show that that was a tech demo from 2017 and nothing to do with Facebook.

Also dick is being cringe on the latest BPITU admiring Mr. girl for being an absolute asshole to his gender confused girlfriend. Very manly Dick.
 
SHAWN! SHAWN! I NEED YOU TO HOLD DOWN THE CRACKSHACK SHAWN! YOU NEED TO MOISTURISE MARIES FACE SO SHE DOSEN'T CRACK SHAWN!
BAAH?
I NEED TO OWN THE COKEHEAD THAT CALLED ME A PEDO SHAWN!
BAAAH?!
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Context: Andy Warski (Hitler on steroids) and Ethan Ralph had a falling out. Andy is a mid 30´s bum that lives with his parents and has talked for years about moving to portugal. So Ralph in order to own Warski is gonna go on a over the weekend portugal trip. Dicks relation to Warski is that he debated Warski about the cuties thing where Warski asked him about the JessePS patreon flagging in which point he got tomato red and started yelling like in the PPP debate. Warski also called him a pedo a couple of times (i think?). T
he debate was suposed to be a total layup as Warski is known to be retarded.

Its either that or Ralph and Dick are gay lovers.
 
I'd feature this but he wants attention. Dick and Ralph propping up people openly copping to being pedos is going to fuck them.

I still don't hate Dick, so in the off chance he sees this: you don't know how bad this is. You think that you're already as cancelled as you can get, but you aren't. Once you accept these people around you there is no such thing as rock bottom. Look at the damage that me doing my gay libertarian first amendment schtick with Imageboards has done. It's not just businesses refusing to deal with you, it's fucking nutjobs who feel righteous in doing criminal behaviors towards you forever. It never stops. Vito and his faggot friend are not worth it. You're in LA and there are a million people that can replace Vito and be funnier.
I know I've said all this to you before. Dick hates you more than Ralph hates you, I hope you realize this, and Dick was very leery of you before you were ever a guest. Also, look how Ralph can forget his hate for Donga to own Andy in an instant. Man you absolutely did give Dick an ultimatum on episode 220. I don't know why you would ever be ashamed of telling a friend that you can't associate with them because their new friends are pedophiles. It would be completely different if you were like I cant associate with you because your new friends are French. When you told Dick that all these people are cancer and that you cant come on the show anymore, If Dick right there and then had said "Null you are absolutely right I need to clean my house", even though I know you said it was Riley who didn't want you back on the show, you would have continued to be a guest if Dick had acquiesced. Of course you didn't give an ultimatum out right but I dont think you are stupid and you understand in so many words you that you were giving him a choice. Also Dick only cares about money, period, bottom line, and when you associated with PPP which lost Dick NP2 you were officially added to his destroy list. If you dont believe me go back to episode 200-205, it's the episode right after hotwheels is on (cant remember exactly) right in the beginning he says what Jim watkins is doing makes complete sense. That statement is 100% how Dick thinks.

tl;dr: Fuck Dick Masterson the pedophile apologist, and stop being ashamed of giving him an ultimatum when basically everything in life is an ultimatum anyway.
 
Right call but Dick, like a lot of masculinist types, is a big baby and decides what his standards are after he’s had his feelings hurt.
Also dick didn't realise how bad he would come out looking from that interaction. In retrospect I bet he wishes Null took the Asterios/mumkey route.
 
I just love that even though dick has obviously been distancing himself from Ralph lately he immediately jumps on some vague chance to get back at warski for questioning his pedo fap material.
A mexican whose into pedo stuff? Stop the presses!
I don't know why you would ever be ashamed of telling a friend that you can't associate with them because their new friends are pedophiles. It would be completely different if you were like I cant associate with you because your new friends are French.
Why'd you say the same thing twice?
 
My mind was already made up. I showed up to say what and why because he made it clear he wished Asterios had done the same.
Treating Dax in the way a man would perceive as respectful was your undoing. All the Jack Murphy comparisons are valid.

Its either that or Ralph and Dick are gay lovers.

My first thought was that Gunt was taking horseface to Portugal to be romantic. It's a beautiful country, and sunsets on the Atlantic, come on!

Bros going to Vegas is only embarassing because said bros are 15 years past that stage. Bros going to windswept vistas and horse paddocks and vinyards is, er.
 
My first thought was that Gunt was taking horseface to Portugal to be romantic. It's a beautiful country, and sunsets on the Atlantic, come on!

Bros going to Vegas is only embarassing because said bros are 15 years past that stage. Bros going to windswept vistas and horse paddocks and vinyards is, er.
It's a high sexfest in Portugal. Dick and Ralph think they are Hunter S. Thompson. They would never take their so's on a romantic, grownup vacation. It's for drugs, prostitutes and mutual hate of Andy Warski.
 
My mind was already made up. I showed up to say what and why because he made it clear he wished Asterios had done the
Yet Dick treated you the same way as Asterios even though you still called in. If Dick had bent over backwards to actually make things right with you, I 100% bet you would still be on the show, and you know it too.

I wont bring it up again because it doesn't even matter. It just irks me for some reason you think that you didn't give an ultimatum like its something to not be proud about concerning the moral context of the situation at the time.
 
This is weird if they time it right this Portugal trip can happen around Valentine's Day. Do you guys remember that Ralph & Dick spent last Valentine's together? Spending one Valentine's Day with a friend, weird for grown ass men but okay. Spending the next concurrent Valentine's Day with the same friend even going on a European vacation with just him & not bringing the girlfriends? For the record I don't think Ralph or Dick are gay, but that is really fucking gay.
 
This is weird if they time it right this Portugal trip can happen around Valentine's Day. Do you guys remember that Ralph & Dick spent last Valentine's together? Spending one Valentine's Day with a friend, weird for grown ass men but okay. Spending the next concurrent Valentine's Day with the same friend even going on a European vacation with just him & not bringing the girlfriends? For the record I don't think Ralph or Dick are gay, but that is really fucking gay.
what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas didn't work out. so they had to take their lovefest to some sus child prostitute island in the mid Atlantic.
 
Nope. Based off what Riley said, I really feel like Dick had him try and chase me off because Digipedo and Ralph were his hip new guests and they wouldn't be happy with me around. You're just wrong.
Right, so independently Riley couldn't possibly have any personal vendetta against you? I do think that Dick became friends with you just to mitigate being on the forum, and that you weren't doing that for him aggravated him which I'm sure he said outloud in private, so Riley took it upon himself to take care of the problem. People like to protect their cash cow because lets be real here Riley isn't employable in any other industry other than McDonald's, and then at the same time justify it as defending their friend, digipedo.

Dick didn't care one bit that you and Ralph were not getting along just like he didn't give a fuck that Vito and Ralph were at each other for awhile, just like Riley and Ralph hate eachother, and just like Vito and Rekeita dont like each other. It doesn't cost Dick 1 cent that people he knows dont like each other which is why he doesn't care.

I'm going to sound like an asshole, but I dont think you understand people as much as you think you do. Which is why you dont know either why PPP was mad at you. Not that it was on you to give PPP a life raft.
 
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