Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

Probably explains why he looks like he's in physical pain every time he takes a bite out of something.
 
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Corpun said:
Maybe the gin drinking numbs the pain? It's only my thoughts thoug, could be a fucked up tooth he just never got fixed because there really isn't a need to, could be chipped but not enough to cause pain, no idea. I do find it hard to believe though that he wouldn't cry in pain over it like he does papercuts or skin deep knife cuts, man is a massive bitch.
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I'd argue his shows of his minor "injuries" are more to garner sympathy from his wheelchairs because once he gets mocked for them, he immediately goes on the defensive on his sharing of them. But a genuine medical problem, one that would require actual money to solve, he won't want to talk about. Especially after his shower bs, where he cried about how much it would cost (where he obviously made up a number in his head) and after making it, was being asked if he had gotten someone to fix it and he just shut down all discussion of the topic.
 
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Michael Janke said:
Phil showers weekly at best, what are the odds he brushes his teeth every day?
why does he have such an aversion to hygiene anyway, i dont shower for a day, i feel like ass.
maybe he's paranoid of the detractors. this video sums it up.
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The only reason he'd shower every day was if he and Khet were actually having sex. As it stands they probably sleep in different bedrooms and there's no real interaction between them except around meal times.

twattycake said:
Getting teeth pulled hurts (duh) so if he had it removed he would have probably had difficulty streaming unless the doctor gave him a script for the really, really good painkillers.
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Actually, it's not that bad. You're so numbed up from the novocaine and nitrous oxide that you're not feeling any pain. You do feel something afterwards but it's not as much as most people would think. Not to get too personal here but I'd had teeth pulled as part of my orthodontic work and while it wasn't fun, I can't say it really hurt that much afterwards. A couple tylenol #2 here and there and you're fine.

The only thing he'd have trouble doing is speaking as he'd have a big wad of gauze in his mouth soaking up the blood.
 
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This is the ugliest doublechin I have ever not wanted to see.

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Corpun said:
Maybe the gin drinking numbs the pain? It's only my thoughts thoug, could be a fucked up tooth he just never got fixed because there really isn't a need to, could be chipped but not enough to cause pain, no idea. I do find it hard to believe though that he wouldn't cry in pain over it like he does papercuts or skin deep knife cuts, man is a massive bitch.
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If only he could use some of his massive amount of free tard money and pay a doctor of some kind that deals with teeth. But what do I know? DSP knows best.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
If only he could use some of his massive amount of free tard money and pay a doctor of some kind that deals with teeth. But what do I know? DSP knows best.
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I'm sure he wouldn't take that advice. Same as if you told him to wash his ears and quit jamming his dirty fingers in them and looking at what come out.

But no, buy glorified speakers to wear on your neck (something you could do with headphones) for at least 100 dollars, probably more.
 
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I imagine Phil's hair like the Tittanic band.
They live as much as they can, sadly in fear of Phil's hand.
They have seen so much and we cannot imagine THE HORROR.
 
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Corpun said:
Maybe the gin drinking numbs the pain? It's only my thoughts thoug, could be a fucked up tooth he just never got fixed because there really isn't a need to, could be chipped but not enough to cause pain, no idea. I do find it hard to believe though that he wouldn't cry in pain over it like he does papercuts or skin deep knife cuts, man is a massive bitch.
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Have broken teeth. Alcohol does not help.
 
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I think his teeth look discolord but I don't think he's missing any at the front.
 
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